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The Bad Lip Reading guys do the NFL. Again. Doesn’t matter if you don’t give a monkey’s about American football, that shit is funny right there.

Hey, when did mountain man beards become a thing in football?

Good weekend, everybody. Weasel, out!


Comment from Can’tHarkMyCry
Time: January 25, 2014, 12:33 am

Oh, dear. That was REALLY funny–now I have to go reconcile my personalities with each other!

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 25, 2014, 4:18 am

Hrm, two years ago in the NFL, & something like 5 years ago in the rest of the US (except in Portaldn*, where it was a thing in the late 1990s).

*I can’t typefor shit, but I really like the way this poorly typed version of Protland looks

Comment from AliceH
Time: January 25, 2014, 4:50 am

Those clips appear to be from various times. November last year was this Movember thing (I don’t know what that means) in support of some men’s health awareness thing (I don’t know more than that)… … it involved men not shaving the entire month of November. Some got a jump on it – and maybe it was longer.

ANYWAY a whole lotta men folk were sporting scraggy-to-Jeremiah-Johnson facial hair last part of the year. Maybe that’s why.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 26, 2014, 3:26 am

I was in the hospital for 5 weeks in the spring of 2012…I was sedated for 3 of those weeks…woke up with a beard…I hated it.

Comment from BJM
Time: January 26, 2014, 5:47 am

OT: Sweazy…you gotta see this:


Comment from LesterIII
Time: January 26, 2014, 6:46 pm

Great link, BJM. Barry and his Cabinet could form an impromptu band and call themselves The Stinking Bishops…


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 26, 2014, 9:04 pm

I like the fact that the Washington P*** is using Mental Floss as a source.

“You know, the retarded janitor in my building has some great ideas about stuffed animals & peach preserves.” –some reporter at the WP.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 26, 2014, 11:46 pm

Holy shit, QuasiModo — what happened to you?

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 27, 2014, 5:38 am

I had a blood clot in my lung and pneumonia on top of that…woke up turning blue…stupidly fell asleep sitting up in my office chair and a blood clot formed in my legs.

I had bad dreams I couldn’t wake up from the whole time I was sedated…still sort of have PTSD from that.

Couldn’t walk for a while either…muscles go to mush after 3 weeks under.

Anyway, doing pretty good now…I quit smoking!…it was easy…just get sedated for 3 weeks 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 27, 2014, 10:53 pm

Holy crap, QuasiModo! Welcome back to the Still Alive Club.

That dreaming-under-sedation thing is one of my worst nightmares. My mother woke up from major surgery brain first, body second and spent an unhappy hour trying and failing to scream with pain.

Jesus. Three weeks.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 28, 2014, 12:43 am

Yeah, I thought my whole family was dead…took a while to sink in that they weren’t. I had a minor surgery last May to remove this filter thing they installed in the main artery that goes from my heart to my lungs …I made a point to stay awake for it…if they want to do major surgery on me, give me heroin, I’m staying awake 🙂

Thanks for the well wishes 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 28, 2014, 12:54 am

No kidding. Insufficient research has been done on the effects of general anesthetic. I know more than one person who felt changed after waking up.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 28, 2014, 10:18 pm

It’s true…it does change you…the only way you know it’s a bad dream is when you wake up…if you can’t wake up from it, then it must be real.

Time is different in there too…felt like years.

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