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I can’t wait to see what Hillary Clinton’s first state of the union speech will be like 🙂

I can’t wait to see what Hillary Clinton’s first state of the union speech will be like 😯

Donald Trump + Adam West + rather shrill kazoo

My liver can’t take the amount of booze I require to sit thru bamster’s TelePrompter readings any more. I’m watching the Bruins play hockey.

I’ve got some elbow lint to deal with tonight, won’t be able to watch.

Bummer.

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Lots of spam sneaking through the filter lately. Apologies for that. I biff it when I see it.

I’m a gardener.
State of the Union is like forcing a gopher to the surface. A chance to snap its neck.

But rodents, be they gophers, moles, voles, etc typically destroy a good amount before you find the actual hole they live.

Sometimes the years bring all sweet peas and honey. But gophers are always lurking.

It’s been a bumper crop of lemmings for the past few seasons.

Yeuch! 2.30 a.m. here. Poor old badger has just stopped digging for the day and we have two live news channels: both are showing some jackass up on his hind legs lying to an audience of fraudulent apes.

I switched over to Russia TV to watch Mad Max Kaiser talking to two kids about the latest developments in crypto currency.

I mean – if you’re going to watch bullshit, at least be entertained by it.

Oh my gawd here’s the pre-k

Drink!

You got through the P. Noonan piece? Three pp. in and I zoned out.

I miss the good old days from Jefferson to Taft, when Presidents simply sent over a written report.

“We chose to go to the moon in this decade not because it is easy, but because it is hard.”

I blame JFK. But that might have been inaugural because it was outside and it was cold , as I remember it. Everything went down hill from there. I can remember ‘Ike’ on tv but nothing he said.

“The state of the Union is strong”.

Well, not so much.
But the odor of Union in its current state is certainly strong.

Noonan? She voted for Obama and only recently realized that he’s full of it.

Not very quick on the uptake there.

…”scowling like they’ve just fellated a pickle”…

I’m still dabbing the Jameson’s off my computer screen.

I now want it to be mandatory that all federally elected officials be required to publicly fellate a pickle prior to announcing their intent to run every term. They must do it in front of a panel of drag queens and festive pr0n stars. It should be mandatory to include their scores after their party affiliated, ie Harry Reid, D8 or John Boehner, R9

So the cheering folks could be called an Ort Cloud, right?

….I’ll show myself out.

Thank you very, very, very, very much indeed, dear Sweasey, for that lovely and so very, very valuable and useful mental image; that being, of course, the sight of allllll those Highly Distinguished* Self-Congratulatory Circus Seals – um – er – High-Muckety-Muck Politickians flapping their flippers (now, cut that out!)applauding their Godhead and sounding cries of self-adulation (I’m warning you!) worshipping at his Pointless Utterances…

I shall never, never, never, NEVER see or hear of another pointless public politickin’ pomposity without reviewing and reliving that pleasant mental image – and smiling at the thought. So much better than that horrid thing of imagining an audience all stark-naked.

Your Mileage May Vary – verily…

Rather clearly, I should not drink before commentary.

(*And Hopefully Soon-Extinguished)

We will never be able to face a humongous dill pickle with a straight face again, Sweazey. Thanks awfully.

:p

I was weaned on a spring onion. True story.