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Well, ya can’t have a play without a music track…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

SF, that was officially the gayest thing I’ve seen in a month. And I work in a corporate art department.

🙂 Yup, you can always count on Klaus Nomi for that old creepy feeling LOL

I like throwing him in for a little humor once in a while.

Well Weas, at least it was the Weasel-puter that got zip-zapped rather than the Weas herself, you know? Millions of volts just aren’t to be trifled with. Glad you’re ok, hope it was just something really simple with the desktop.

Thanks ScubaFreak – I’ve just added four more therapy sessions to do damage control after that video. No, not really.

Does beg the question though… why do so many fringe entertainers choose to use the gay or androgynous route to garner attention? Is it lack of imagination or is it expression of unconscious desires? (or conscious)

I don’t know, but I first found out about Klaus Nomi from the Rush Limbaugh Gay Rights Update. He uses one of Nomi’s songs to introduce any story about the Gay rights movement.

I understand that his gay fans are rather amused….

Stoatie, is your desktop on a surge protector? If it is, try resetting it. If not, you probably lost the power supply (if you are lucky)

Yaaaaaay, Stoaty got unbanned! Glad to hear, I love your site, and I have to imagine that other people that love it that were getting blocked are happy too.

Speaking in my capacity as Trained Professional Flake, LK — lots of creative types are simply gay. Especially men.

A guy I went to High School and later art school with was also an AIDS casualty of the early ’80s, and would have been in the Village at about that Nomi’s time. Undoubtedly knew each other.

We weren’t friends, but he was a hella talented man. I’ve just checked and I’m saddened to see there’s nothing about him on the web. He would’ve kicked in his early 20s, so I guess he didn’t have time…

Yes, that little bug has taken alot of people before their time.

Three letters – UPS.

Did you upset the Obamessiah? LOL

I have often walked down your street before
But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before
All at once I was blown several stories high
Because lightning hit on the street where you live

Are there lightning strikes in other parts of town?
Did others smell the smoke as their PC’s burn down?
Does everyone jump when they hear the thunder roar?
No, it’s just on the street where you live

And oh, that scary feeling that I know
Somehow just because you are near
That queasy feeling that any second now
A freakin’ lightning bolt may suddenly appear

Hurricanes, earthquakes – they don’t bother me
It’s anywhere else on earth that I would rather be
For when the skies go gray, I don’t care to be
Here on the street where you live

First Websense and now this and where the Hell is Mcgoo?

Love your pic today by the way…. excelllllent!

Yes, that little bug has taken alot of people before their time.

It doesn’t have to seeing as it is mostly preventable. But that is the problem, ‘they’ do not want to change their behavior.

Hmm..I just recently heard that a very handsome stud muffin from high school is afflicted with AIDS. Not gay, just a man-whore-model. Went to NY to model after divorcing his high school sweetheart. He liked himself a lot and put it out there for many to enjoy. And I’m not specifically talking about magazine ads.

just because you can’t google him, doesnt mean he’s not still alive. there are still people who dont have computers and aren’t jacked in all the time like the rest of us. so cheer up, you cheated death today, maybe he did too.

just found this on an Livejournal comm.
It proves that God can’t possibly be angry with you.
HOKAY, SO MEDIEVAL PPLS THOUGHT WEESALS GAEV BIRTH THRU THEIR EERS. AND MEDIEVAL PPLS THOUGHT MARY GOT PREGGERS AND GAVE BIRTH THRU HER EER. PPL DO NOT GIVE BIRTH THRU THEIR EERS. SO MARY = WEESAL. ALSO, JESUS = WEESAL AND SINCE BESTIALITY IS WRONG, GOD = WEESAL.

Undoubtedly McGoo is out hunting for a new milf to make him Bloody Marys. A man has to have his priorities straight.

Well, McGoo can chase all the MILFs he likes, I am still waiting for the Mercury Spokesmodel to show up on my doorstep….. 🙂

HOORAY FOR MS WEESAL!

YOWWWW!!!!!!! That rotten little bastard is biting the crap out of my sunburned arms!!!!!
I love the little turd to death, but how much blood is one person supposed to loose in a single day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziu_2oYIz7s&feature=related

Oh, no, he’s definitely dead, Wendy. I was watching television at my desk one day (I love working in media) and I saw him interviewed on a PBS special about AIDS. Then they flashed up on the screen that he had died the Spring before of pneumonia.

I feel sorry for the guys who got it first, when nobody knew what was going on. Once they worked out that it was a social disease spread by naughty, that’s different…

Oh, Mercury Spokesmodel! Be still my heart.

Well, to be fair, the HIV can also be spread through other means, such as sharing needles and (relatively more rarely) infected blood transfusions and other bodily fluid contacts.

Also to be fair, full-blown AIDS from HIV infection now takes ~15 years or more. I know someone who’s been HIV+ for about that long and he’s still relatively healthy.

Weasel, the guy who said you should use an Uninterruptible Power Supply? Get a backup generator too. 😉

HUZZAH!! YOU’RE BACK!! Websense has come to its senses and no longer considers you to be “tasteless”. Now I can goof off here again.

Aww, nuts. WordPress/akismet still hates me tho.

Actually, the incidence of HIV per the CDC is tracked by transmission method. Not surprisingly, as of 2006, the main transmission methods by a huge margin are sexual contact. Male to male – 50% Male to male with injection drug use – 3%; high risk heterosexual contact – 33%; injection drug use – 13% other – 1%. Other most likely includes mother to baby transmission, blood transfusion or unknown.

(yes, I’m a data geek)

Bottom line, it is preventable. But many do not want to change their ways. Their behavior has affected innocents who did not have a choice.

Congratulations!

You are a legal Weasel with a work permit.

I tell you this officially, from my desk.

I guess that shock therapy works!

Heh. Graphic artist at work.

LOL, thanks Gnus!

So funny!

It’s true, Lokki! It’s aaaaaaalaaiiiiiive! But now I’m kind of…you know…whatever.

Heh, Gnus. God knows what it really said. Hanzismatter, in case it’s been a while.

What, Sweasel.com is still WNG? (Weasel non grata) I made it to the NC coast just in time for the tropical storm last week. Woohoo! It truly sucked, we had to stay indoors and party like crazy. Two days later I was forced to go to Myrtle beach. A friend brought a couple of his Harleys down.

Weasel, are you unzapped at this point?

Yup. I’m free to move about the cabin.

SF, that was officially the gayest thing I’ve seen in a month. And I work in a corporate art department.

that’s just gay enough for the hostages!

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I just tripped over this and thought I’d share:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiLfTnrC40

Arg…. I had the most perfect pic lined up for weas last night, and missed it. Schroedinger was dancing on my laptop keyboard on SWEASEL, and when I went to snap the pic, the batteries in my camera died. Needless to say that, by the time I had changed the batteries, he had moved on to wrestling with my lab’s muzzle. Funny how those two have come to love each other, considering that the first thing my lab did when she first saw him was to try to tear him out of my hands……..

But did you get superpowers?

I mean, like the proportional strength of a weasel? Weasel sense?

Hm. I got Weasel Temperament, Stoat Breath and Mighty Stench of Mustelid…but I’m pretty sure I had those before.

Yes, but would those powers allow you to defeat the Grassy gnoll, or the Plutonium dragon? LOL 🙂

As they say, Weaz, there’s just somethin’ about you pisses God off.

Remember when this joke was funny?

Q: What’s the worst thing about AIDS?
A: Convincing your mom you’re Haitian.

Oh, SCREW YOU, JW! I once told that joke at the break table at work in front of our new Jamaican hire!

Oh, dear Christ the silence was awful. I’d almost forgotten it, and then YOU come along.

By the way “there’s just something about you that pisses God off” is my father’s absolute favorite joke. So I’d like you OUT of my head now!

Q: What’s the worst thing about AIDS?
A: Convincing your mom you’re Haitian.

I don’t get it.

For reasons I don’t recall, in the very early days of AIDS, intravenous drug users and Haitians were the other groups that were especially prone to it.

Shoot, in the beginning, they didn’t even realize it was in the blood supply. I remember reading it firmly stated that you couldn’t get AIDS from a transfusion. That took out a lot of hemophiliacs, including a neighbor of mine.

It’s one of the reasons there was considerable mistrust about how contagious it was in the beginning: they started out by lying to us about how much they knew.

Oh, and just to explain the joke WAY past the funny point, what it means is, if you had AIDS you were either Haitian, a junkie or gay — and Haitian was the least difficult thing to explain to your mom, even though she was in the best position to know that one wasn’t true.

Ah hell, that’s NOTHING compaired to jokes that the late great Sam Kinison used to tell…….

BTW, I just borrowed your lightning weasel pic for my desktop here on the helpdesk. 🙂

My coworkers LOVE it…..

Well, yeah, but Kinison didn’t have to answer to a corporate personnel department.

Take anything you like. But send kitten pitchers!

I’ll try to get him tonight. He loves dancing on the keyboard, because it makes things on the screen move….. 🙂

Gets pretty pissy if i move him off the laptop, too……..

Dude! Our house got hit last week, and it fried my network card – which was weird, since the rest of the computer was fine, and I only figured out it was the card after waiting for Comcast to come check my line. So onto Amazon I went, and 15 bucks and two days later I was popping in a new card. It’s so funny – Dan was so impressed that I could open the computer and FIX it!! But what are the odds that we’d both be hit and fry our computers within a week?

“For reasons I don’t recall, in the very early days of AIDS, intravenous drug users and Haitians were the other groups that were especially prone to it.”

Actually, that’s still true: shared needles and unbelievably risky, out of control sexual activity on Haiti. Gays, Junkies, and Haitians are the people most likely to have AIDS still. And, if you believe the overinflated absurd guesstimates of the UN, anyone in Africa. They’ve backed down on those, lately.

Thanks for the explanation! I am now the understanding the joke.

Don’t feel bad musli, I didn’t get it either.

I am just now getting back to normal (ok, “usual”) after a lightning strike outside my house. Turns out I don’t do well without computers and internet access.

Welcome to the club, Stoaty. And I’m glad you’re back up and normal (ok, “usual”) once again.

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Ha! You posted that seconds before I killed the blog, LB. The whole time I was faffing around with it this morning, your post was staring reproachfully at me. Mocking me.

Sorry about your motherboard. A friend’s motherboard just died, which made me stop and think I know NOTHING about the current state of the technology. I’ve built all my machines myself, but last time I walked into a CompUSA to do it. So the kids behind the counter could tell me if the stuff I was buying was compatible.

Got it home, put it together. Nothing. It was a duff power supply, as I recall, but that sure is scary stuff. I’ve never hit the switch and nuffink happened before.

Anyhow, I’ll be lost when I go to do it next. AND I’ll be a stranger in a strange land.

Start reading up now. Or, better still, ignore it for now and when you next need to build a new one, hire the 13 year old down the street to advise you. Sure woulda saved me a bunch o’ headache. But then, I enjoy the headache.

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