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And your little dog, too!

I made Hillary a 2016 campaign poster, but it’s too big for my blog so I’ma make you click to see it.

I showed Uncle B while I was working on it and he said, “she’ll sue.” And I said, “she ought to sue — that’s just wrong.

To be honest, if Hillary was that badass, I’d probably vote for her. Have you seen pics of her lately? She looks old, old, old. Older than her 66 years. I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t drop out after all.

UPDATE: ZOMG, Aceolanche! Bless your little cotton socks, Dave. If ya’ll kindly check back tomorrow, I’m working on a color version. It’s a little different from the black and white. I’ll probably put it on some stuff to sell, but I’ll also offer free versions of both the color and grayscale posters, if you’d like to print some out yourself.


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: March 10, 2014, 8:20 pm

Thanks for an awesome start to my day.

Comment from Pupster
Time: March 10, 2014, 8:22 pm

If they can try to make you believe Mrs. Obama is beautiful, they can make Hillary! energetic and vibrant.

She is not going to drop out.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 10, 2014, 8:45 pm

Awe. Some!…I have to have that on a coffee cup! 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 10, 2014, 8:50 pm

I did not think of that. God, I suck at capitalism.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 10, 2014, 10:11 pm

I’m still waiting for my Zombie Winston Churchill 🙂

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 10, 2014, 10:43 pm

TOTALLY stealing that one… 😉

Comment from Some Vegetablehill
Time: March 11, 2014, 12:16 am

Hillary will run, because the Dem’s have no one else . Oh sure, Uncle Joe will want to run, but he would draw less votes in the general election than Ralph Nader. He must be forced out in the Primarys, and it must be someone outside the administration circle. Besides, the Dem’s generally believe that she (it?) could win this thing, and so does she. This because:

1. They figure that the economy will get better before the the 2016 elections just because it has to sooner or later, and the Dem’s will start to look better.

2. Besides, (And I agree with them here) no one can even name a Republican who can win. If mild-mannered and honest business-oriented Romney can’t do it, who is there that can pull the Independents?

So, much as I hate the cankle-queen, I’m betting she runs… And wins.

Why, yes, I have pretty much given up on the United States of America. Why do you ask?

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 11, 2014, 1:37 am

This may be wishful thinking but I believe Killary is very ill and will be dead before the 2016 election. Best guess: brain rot.

Comment from Mike James
Time: March 11, 2014, 2:33 am

Mmmm, no, Uncle, I disagree. It’s brain cloud. Superficially like brain rot, but the effects are deeper, and more bizarre. In this case, as an example, the sufferer imagines she has been shot at, or affects a silly accent to pretend she is a southern black woman in front of an audience of Americans of
African Ancestry.

Comment from RushBabe
Time: March 11, 2014, 3:08 am

This is sofa king great! I smell a new avatar.

Word is that Killary had a stroke, which accounts for those thick prism (no, not “prison, at least not yet) glasses she started sporting when she finally showed up for the Benghazi hearings.

Comment from dissent555
Time: March 11, 2014, 5:19 am

So this explains the Dem think tanks holed up in just outside the Beltway motel rooms, all watching “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

Comment from Harbqll
Time: March 11, 2014, 5:37 am

Please please tell me you have a color version. I want to put up some posters around campus.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: March 11, 2014, 6:21 am

Damn. Just DAMN! If you’re not marketing that as a T-shirt, I’m gonna make one myself. And walk outside our local Democrat HQ just to watch heads explode.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 11, 2014, 1:37 am

“This may be wishful thinking but I believe Killary is very ill and will be dead before the 2016 election.” Fixed it for you. 🙂

I expect that Buraq does not intend to give up the position just because that old piece of parchment he doesn’t believe in says so. Think of it as Stalin -v- Trotsky, and the Clintons, if they are lucky, will get farther away than Mexico.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Appmus
Time: March 11, 2014, 10:44 am

*** BOWS DOWN *** “I’m not worthy” most excellent!

Comment from Deborah
Time: March 11, 2014, 10:46 am

Words are inadequate. But I think my heart will be back to normal in a few hours.

Comment from JeffS
Time: March 11, 2014, 1:40 pm


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: March 11, 2014, 1:59 pm

Get out your little whips and put all those animules to work on their wheels to fire up the Sweasel Printing Press!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 11, 2014, 4:25 pm

I posted a link at iOwnTheWorld, another site at which I dribble the occasional comment.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2014, 5:21 pm

Thankee, Uncle Al. I’ve always liked that site.

I’ll try to colorize it, but I’m not very good with color. I had a color teacher in art school, and she said to me, “Weasel, you’re not very good with color.”

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: March 11, 2014, 5:28 pm

She’s just due for another stomach ailment and a few months out of sight to show up with a shiny new face afterward.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 11, 2014, 5:51 pm

I pretty much assume she bathes in virgins’ blood anyway. It might not make her look younger, she just likes the whole bathing-in-blood thing.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 11, 2014, 7:13 pm

Hey, I got in before our resident ovine-botherer staked his claim that the person mentioned in this post is due to be assassinated soon!

edit: & then I notice he has a fan club. Haha. Ha.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: March 11, 2014, 10:47 pm

Her team is rounding up enough Gelflings to stabilize her condition as we type. Then they have to find enough of the little muppet bastards to get her through an election.

“No! No! Don’t flee… Hillary frrriiIEEENNND!

Comment from Veeshir
Time: March 12, 2014, 12:53 am

I love that, awesome.

It sort of reminds of some of the pics the media used when she was running against Obama in 08.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: March 12, 2014, 6:13 pm

I’ve read some convincing stuff lately that Hillary does not like “retail politics,” the actual running for office, and doesn’t really want to run for president. I think she feels pushed into it by expectations and WANTS to be president, but the job of getting there she’s no good at and doesn’t seem to want to work at.

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Comment from skinbad
Time: March 13, 2014, 5:03 pm

But she did a great job in that music video of “Hurt.”

Comment from Dave in Texas
Time: March 13, 2014, 6:20 pm

This is horrible. Good job.

Comment from Burn the Witch
Time: March 13, 2014, 6:27 pm

You really shouldn’t make her look so bossy.

Comment from davidt
Time: March 13, 2014, 6:54 pm

Hillary! has a very special ace up her sleeve… Widowhood.

Comment from West
Time: March 13, 2014, 9:22 pm

“Older than her 66 years.”

Ah, but the lust for power never dies.

Comment from You don’t care
Time: March 14, 2014, 1:13 am

Thank you sir, may I have another please?

Comment from Michael
Time: March 14, 2014, 2:15 am

Brilliant. Hi Weasel *waves*

Comment from Michael
Time: March 14, 2014, 2:19 am

If you’re planning on merchandising this, I will testify that I bought a coffee mug from you years ago and it still works!!!

Comment from Lipstick
Time: March 14, 2014, 6:25 am

Hillary! has a very special ace up her sleeve… Widowhood.

Yes, I’ve always thought that. I sometimes think of the most crazy things that people can do — it’s a hobby.

The sympathy vote.

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Comment from wte9
Time: March 14, 2014, 3:27 pm

Palpatine got a sex change?

Comment from luagha
Time: March 14, 2014, 5:41 pm

It’s possible to have a stroke that doesn’t cause brain damage or that doesn’t get to the brain – my dad had one where the clot was under his ear, for example.

She’s been giving speeches and so forth.

But she definitely looks frail and unlikely to manage the grueling intensity of a presidential campaign.

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