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Hurrrr

NATO is meeting in Wales at the moment, so this doof is over our side. It was reported on the radio this afternoon that so many things are happening in NATO’s territory, there’s a chance the meeting will hold Obama’s interest this time. That, ordinarily, he finds these meetings so boring, he sends his aids out to buy crossword puzzle magazines to get him through.

I shit you not. It was a straight news broadcast, so maybe I…surely I misheard…?

You know, if everything bores you, it isn’t an indication that you’re extra super smart. If the most important job in the Western world seems beneath you, you aren’t a sooper genius. You’re a malignant narcissist and borderline retard.

So, anyhoo, changing the subject…RIP Joan Rivers. The way they were reporting the story sounded bad to me — like, it doesn’t sound as if she ever recovered consciousness — so I’m not in the least surprised.

Time enough to queue it up — Tomorrow, 6WBT, Dead Pool Soixante Neuf.

Comments


Comment from East Asia
Time: September 4, 2014, 9:57 pm

It’s been obvious for some time that Obama is allllmost as stupid as the media always claimed Bush was. HOW did he get thru Harvard Law? I know, Affirmative Action, gentleman’s C, etc, etc. But I simply can’t imagine this guy rallying enough interest to even attend class.

Poor Joan. I loved it when she defended Israel–wasn’t it just a couple weeks ago? Surgery is always dangerous, especially so in your 80s.


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: September 4, 2014, 10:01 pm

A couple months ago when Joan Rivers made that comment about Obama being gay my very first thought was that she would make a good Dead Pool pick. Hey, notice how I just fitted all three topics of Obama, Joan Rivers, and the Dead Pool into one sentence.


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 4, 2014, 10:07 pm

You’re a malignant narcissist and borderline retard.

I note that one of his most important accomplishments is the erasure of borders.


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 4, 2014, 10:30 pm

Hmm NATO is cruising to lose again ….
Lets face it – when was the last time the USA actually won a war?
Track record worse than the French.

I would suggest Sweasel starts finding a deep mine shaft – with filtered air!
Fallout – is acoming …


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: September 4, 2014, 10:44 pm

What’s that phrase?…’Provocative Weakness’?

@SWeasel…you should do some Cold War v2.0 artwork for your coffee mugs in the Zazzle shop…might be in high demand…you could recycle the old themes…an example: ‘Duck and Cover’ with Obama hiding behind something with his golf clubs :+)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 4, 2014, 10:49 pm

Nothing in the US press of the nice old lady who had her head hacked off in North London today? Bets are a lone nutter, but the police aren’t saying.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: September 4, 2014, 10:56 pm

Haven’t heard a peep about the nice old lady in North London. It’s one thing for those Islamic animals to be animals, we expect it…the really sickening thing is how the Government of the UK is complicit with the cover-ups.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 4, 2014, 11:08 pm

I meant nutter as in schitz. That’s what they’re implying, anyhow.


Comment from Nina
Time: September 4, 2014, 11:09 pm

Awful accommodating I’d Joan to go on a Thursday, innit?

And no, I haven’t heard of the London decapitation either.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 4, 2014, 11:10 pm

He was walking down the road decapitating a cat with a machete and everybody was running away. He caught up with an eighty-something old lady in her back yard and hacked her to bits, apparently.


Comment from drew458
Time: September 4, 2014, 11:31 pm

Hey, love those “fake but accurate” graphics. I’m looking for the story, but the original photo is from ages ago.


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 5, 2014, 12:07 am

I looked at the Brit papers. The first, and every other word out of the mouths of the Brit cops were that it was “not terrorist related”. Before they knew anything at all about the perp. Who it turns out is in custody, captured via use of a taser. Thus likely capable of speech when the finger is off the taser trigger. And yet no ID at all on the perp.

Can’t be sure, but I would bet that he is Muslim. And he was just exercising his religious duty of killing Unbelievers.


Comment from Nina
Time: September 5, 2014, 12:16 am

I did finally find it on fb, so I guess we will see how it washes out regarding motive, etc.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: September 5, 2014, 12:20 am

I was gonna comment about your exquisitely wise remark, “If the most important job in the Western world seems beneath you, you aren’t a sooper genius. You’re a malignant narcissist and borderline retard.”

But there’s so much great commentary up above about the blithering F-tard that I’ll just sit here and marvel!

Oh! I woulda watched the boulder-tipping in yesterdays post all day long!


Comment from Veeshir
Time: September 5, 2014, 1:29 am

It’s always a little funny when someone notices the reality that is Barack Obama and is stunned.

I was gonna comment about your exquisitely wise remark, “If the most important job in the Western world seems beneath you, you aren’t a sooper genius. You’re a malignant narcissist and borderline retard.”

I’ll comment, that was a nice turn of phrase, you do that well Stoaty. That’s why you’re my favorite weasel.

I’ll miss Joan, in her comedian days she was darn funny.
She was also about the only one who could make the over-plastic-surgery look work.


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 5, 2014, 1:30 am

Update to my post of 12:07 am. In the Daily Telegraph, the perp is known to the neighborhood, and the locals say he converted to Islam last year. Nothing from the police, who were quite forthcoming, however, about the victim’s ancestry [Italian].


Comment from Deborah
Time: September 5, 2014, 2:09 am

The story showed up on Breitbart just after noon today. I’m not the only one reading Breitbart, am I?


Comment from Nina
Time: September 5, 2014, 2:54 am

That’s where I saw it, Deborah.


Comment from mojo
Time: September 5, 2014, 3:38 am

When some loon is strolling down the lane hacking a cat’s head off with a machete, shooting his ass should be your FIRST response.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: September 5, 2014, 3:46 am

Negative on shooting his ass. Two to the chest, one to the head. The first two should be a quick, controlled pair. It makes the head shot easier.


Comment from Paula Douglas
Time: September 5, 2014, 4:33 am

Obama is bored in the same way that a third grader is bored in a graduate level organic chemistry class. He could potentially grow up enough some day to understand it, but meanwhile he has no baseline knowledge and no context with which to make sense of anything going around him, so he parrots what his handlers tell him or what he thinks will win approval and breaks all the pipettes trying to play Transformers with them. He’s bored because he understands nothing, not because he understands too much.


Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: September 5, 2014, 6:32 am

Well said, Paula!


Comment from drew458
Time: September 5, 2014, 1:22 pm

Maybe they should just give him a rubber band to play with. It’s a bit less noticeable, and can keep some folks occupied for hours!


Comment from technochitlin
Time: September 5, 2014, 2:31 pm

You know, if everything bores you, it isn’t an indication that you’re extra super smart. If the most important job in the Western world seems beneath you, you aren’t a sooper genius. You’re a malignant narcissist and borderline retard.

All I know is I picked a hell of a time in my life to stop drinking. About a quart of single-malt might quell the unease…


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: September 6, 2014, 4:14 am

‘E’s bored, eh?

Give ‘im a pair of hand grenades – but with only one pin for the two…guaranteed to be “un-boring” – right to the end (of one of the fuses…).

Talk about “bang for the buck”…


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 7, 2014, 7:05 am

Obama enjoys campaigning, fundraising, getting up in front of friendly crowds and being adulated. Or recreation – golf, basketball, etc. (BTW, how did a hard-case urbanite leftie become such a golf enthusiast?) The actual work of governing bores and frustrates him.

In this he resembles… (ominous music) … Hitler. They say that after Hitler took power, he sat around reading Karl May cowboy-and-Indian stories while his stooges did all the work.


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 7, 2014, 11:37 pm

Hmmm Sweasel hasn’t touched the Scottish Play at the moment – yes or no?


Comment from Social Engineering
Time: October 2, 2014, 8:17 am

Interesting blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere?

A design like yours with a few simple adjustements would really make my blog shine.
Please let me know where you got your design. With thanks

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