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RD Brewer wrote and asked if I was gonna do a P’shop of Chelsea Clinton’s Elle cover. Dude, I didn’t know there was one! Yup. Here it is.

If only I could think of some way to parody it.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: April 11, 2015, 7:33 pm

There’s always the thighs. And don’t forget the cankles, even though they aren’t in the image…

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: April 11, 2015, 7:52 pm

Chelsea Doody! Now where’s Buffalo Bob Mom?

Comment from buffalone
Time: April 11, 2015, 8:43 pm




Oh man…that is awesome.

Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: April 11, 2015, 8:50 pm

That is so awesome that I’ve forgiven you for smiting us with all those Hillary ‘shops.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: April 11, 2015, 8:52 pm

Perfect! I think it’s also fair to note that Chelsea probably really doesn’t have a clue what time it is….

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 11, 2015, 9:00 pm

I kind of feel sorry for Chelsea, to be honest. Do you remember those stories where Bill and Hill would sit her down and scream at her when she was a little girl, because “that’s what life is like in the real world”? Still, she’s filthy rich and sticking her nose in stuff now, so…whatever.

The sad thing? Putting Howdy Doody’s head on her was the easy part. It took no time at all. The hard part was erasing the type from the real cover.

Comment from As If I Cared (now with caps!)
Time: April 11, 2015, 9:50 pm

Oh, yeah! The perfect sequel to your Chelsea and Brian “It’s Not A Toomah” Williams inaugural slam.

I love you, SW…

Comment from Brian L.
Time: April 11, 2015, 10:43 pm

Excellent work as always, S! Thanks for the laugh 🙂

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: April 11, 2015, 11:01 pm

I am just astonished at what a good makeup artist can do to a person.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 11, 2015, 11:23 pm

Nice!…gonna have nightmares now…

Comment from rduke305
Time: April 11, 2015, 11:55 pm

Pretty much sums up the whole Clinton dynasty…”What..Me worry?”

Comment from mojo
Time: April 11, 2015, 11:58 pm

That poor, unfortunate girl.

Comment from mojo
Time: April 11, 2015, 11:59 pm

rduke305: Howdy Doody, not Alfred E. Neuman

Comment from Frank G
Time: April 12, 2015, 12:28 am

heh heh – shared – Webb Hubbell’s love child is ovrr her head

Comment from surly
Time: April 12, 2015, 1:13 am

And I thought Howdy was creepy BEFORE!

Comment from RushBabe
Time: April 12, 2015, 2:24 am

Weasie, this is one of your finest. When you are remembered eons from now, it is this P-chop that will still garner shock and awe.

The hilarity continues here: http://twitchy.com/2015/04/10/what-a-crock-elle-fawns-over-self-righteous-faker-chelsea-clinton-photo/

Comment from GenghisJohn
Time: April 12, 2015, 3:52 pm


Comment from Monty James
Time: April 12, 2015, 4:33 pm

Man that’s disturbing.

Comment from Pablo
Time: April 12, 2015, 8:42 pm

That couldn’t possibly be any better. Bravo, Stoaty!

Comment from JohnnyThunders
Time: April 13, 2015, 12:12 am

‘HEY KIDS, WHAT TIME IS IT?’ I just p*ssed my pants. Brilliant…

Comment from beasn
Time: April 13, 2015, 1:07 am


Comment from Jeff Gauch
Time: April 13, 2015, 1:25 am

Welp, there goes sleep for the decade.

Comment from .
Time: April 13, 2015, 5:31 am

The imperious imperial usurper from Kogelo village looks positively Jeffersonian by comparison.
Huma will be Atty Gen’rl?
Sinbad who ducked sniper fire on the tarmac alongside will be Secy of Defense.

The opposition in name only party will field a suitable challenger, natch. Tim Pawlenty, Santorum or someone for whom (a)IPAC will go to bat. Sean Hannity, maturity, dulcet tenor and a hair helmet.

It will be interesting to see Barky Obaboba’s consiglieri leak like pressurized sieve all the sludge they can get on Hillary.

My initial bet: she is going to lose, but it will be hard to celebrate.

Comment from caseyreno
Time: April 13, 2015, 9:56 am

The rumor is false! After considerable research, I can find no credible evidence that Barack Obama has directed any government agencies to clone Adolf Hitler so that Obama can apologize in person for the foreign policy of the US during the 1940’s.

Although, this may change if it’s found that Che Guevara is genetically linked to Hitler.

Comment from Bring Back The Dumbocracee!
Time: April 13, 2015, 1:08 pm

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Comment from SpaldingSmail
Time: April 13, 2015, 8:04 pm

Greatest P-Shop of all time! ATTN: DRUDGE…

Comment from Ripley
Time: April 13, 2015, 8:40 pm

Sadly, I actually receive Elle as part of a gift subscription package of three magazines for supporting my niece’s Girl Scout troop (this was one of their non-cookie, online campaigns). It’s an insufferable magazine to begin with, but I thought I’d put up with it for the year I was given.

I simply can’t. It goes straight from the mailbox to the recycling bin.

I think with this issue I’ll simply cancel it. I just wish it would be in time to prevent accidentally seeing this issue in my house. Some images you can’t erase from your brain…

Comment from CrabbyOldBat
Time: April 13, 2015, 9:38 pm

David Burge’s (Iowahawk’s) comment on the Chelsea cover was “The Hoover Dam of airbrushing projects. #3workersdied”


Comment from Nina
Time: April 14, 2015, 1:11 am


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