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There’s always the thighs. And don’t forget the cankles, even though they aren’t in the image…

Chelsea Doody! Now where’s Buffalo Bob Mom?

AHAHAHAHAHA!

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh man…that is awesome.

That is so awesome that I’ve forgiven you for smiting us with all those Hillary ‘shops.

Perfect! I think it’s also fair to note that Chelsea probably really doesn’t have a clue what time it is….

I kind of feel sorry for Chelsea, to be honest. Do you remember those stories where Bill and Hill would sit her down and scream at her when she was a little girl, because “that’s what life is like in the real world”? Still, she’s filthy rich and sticking her nose in stuff now, so…whatever.

The sad thing? Putting Howdy Doody’s head on her was the easy part. It took no time at all. The hard part was erasing the type from the real cover.

Oh, yeah! The perfect sequel to your Chelsea and Brian “It’s Not A Toomah” Williams inaugural slam.

I love you, SW…

Excellent work as always, S! Thanks for the laugh 🙂

I am just astonished at what a good makeup artist can do to a person.

Nice!…gonna have nightmares now…

Pretty much sums up the whole Clinton dynasty…”What..Me worry?”

That poor, unfortunate girl.

rduke305: Howdy Doody, not Alfred E. Neuman

heh heh – shared – Webb Hubbell’s love child is ovrr her head

And I thought Howdy was creepy BEFORE!

Weasie, this is one of your finest. When you are remembered eons from now, it is this P-chop that will still garner shock and awe.

The hilarity continues here: http://twitchy.com/2015/04/10/what-a-crock-elle-fawns-over-self-righteous-faker-chelsea-clinton-photo/

BRILLIANT ! ! !

Man that’s disturbing.

That couldn’t possibly be any better. Bravo, Stoaty!

‘HEY KIDS, WHAT TIME IS IT?’ I just p*ssed my pants. Brilliant…

LOL!

Welp, there goes sleep for the decade.

The imperious imperial usurper from Kogelo village looks positively Jeffersonian by comparison.
Huma will be Atty Gen’rl?
Sinbad who ducked sniper fire on the tarmac alongside will be Secy of Defense.

The opposition in name only party will field a suitable challenger, natch. Tim Pawlenty, Santorum or someone for whom (a)IPAC will go to bat. Sean Hannity, maturity, dulcet tenor and a hair helmet.

It will be interesting to see Barky Obaboba’s consiglieri leak like pressurized sieve all the sludge they can get on Hillary.

My initial bet: she is going to lose, but it will be hard to celebrate.

The rumor is false! After considerable research, I can find no credible evidence that Barack Obama has directed any government agencies to clone Adolf Hitler so that Obama can apologize in person for the foreign policy of the US during the 1940’s.

Although, this may change if it’s found that Che Guevara is genetically linked to Hitler.

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Greatest P-Shop of all time! ATTN: DRUDGE…

Sadly, I actually receive Elle as part of a gift subscription package of three magazines for supporting my niece’s Girl Scout troop (this was one of their non-cookie, online campaigns). It’s an insufferable magazine to begin with, but I thought I’d put up with it for the year I was given.

I simply can’t. It goes straight from the mailbox to the recycling bin.

I think with this issue I’ll simply cancel it. I just wish it would be in time to prevent accidentally seeing this issue in my house. Some images you can’t erase from your brain…

David Burge’s (Iowahawk’s) comment on the Chelsea cover was “The Hoover Dam of airbrushing projects. #3workersdied”

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Hahahahaha!