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do YOU believe in fairies?


I’ve unfollowed so many people on FaceBook lately, all the news I get any more is local For Sale and some beer I like.

The prevailing opinion seems to be that terrorism happens when the West doesn’t lurv Muslims hard enough. God, how do I know so many stupid people?

The worst are the committed Christians, quoting scripture and arranging visas. Christians, deliberately importing Muslims. Some fucking crusade this is turning out to be.

No, actually, the worst are the Imagine-singin’ hippie-types. They have a do-you-believe-in-fairies? attitude to the whole thing: it’s not enough that they believe. Any time even one cynical bastard out there says he doesn’t like Muslims, a terrorist is born.

I don’t like Jehovah’s Witnesses, and nobody’s getting on my tits about it.


Comment from Nina
Time: November 18, 2015, 10:53 pm

Yeah, I have hidden a bunch, too. Family, friends, Internet “friends,” all hidden. I’m a schoolteacher, and can only take so much more BS in one day.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 18, 2015, 10:56 pm

Fortunately, FB says they don’t know when you hide them. So I don’t have to face a world of butthurt, as well.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: November 18, 2015, 10:59 pm

Yeah, I never go in Faceberg anymore…every time I see their logo I think of that smug little prick Zuckerberg conspiring with Merkel to hide outrage against muslims…as if the little shit wasn’t slimy enough already.

Comment from mojo
Time: November 18, 2015, 11:40 pm

I can’t understand why anybody uses FB. Why put together a self-verified dossier on yourself, that Big Z owns and can use as he likes?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 18, 2015, 11:46 pm

You don’t have to put stuff on. I never FB anything I wouldn’t want Big Brother to know. In fact, I hardly put anything on at all.

It’s a way to keep tabs on a few people I want to keep tabs on.

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: November 19, 2015, 12:24 am

I thought fairies were SOBs and dangerous, no?

Comment from grizzly
Time: November 19, 2015, 12:29 am

Re: The committed Christians….. I know the type. There is the Christian mandate to love your neighbor, but seeing only that side without seeing the danger is moronic. Sadly, there are morons in every community. Lots of morons (see: Facebook). Most of the Christians I know are decidedly not morons, and are looking at the situation critically and thinking about stocking up on ammo.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 19, 2015, 12:34 am

Oh, Fairies…the historical ones…are nasty customers indeed, Ric Fan. At least as they were understood by people who lived in my area hundreds of years ago.

They seem to substitute for witches in the popular imagination, whenever people ran up against real villains. Fairies made it into some court cases ’round these parts.

Comment from dissent555
Time: November 19, 2015, 1:14 am

“It’s a way to keep tabs on a few people I want to keep tabs on.”

Yeah. Same here.

Comment from ✯Ново-Зеландия✯
Time: November 19, 2015, 11:02 am

Fascinating – isn’t it?

You do realise that Religious people are generally insane?

Comment from technochitlin
Time: November 19, 2015, 2:58 pm

You do realise that Religious people are generally insane?

Ah, New Zealand- where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous. Get thee behind me, satan wannabe.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: November 19, 2015, 4:00 pm

While not a proponent for any religion, at least the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists walk the talk. The Mormons also have a cool evangelical program.
Always wish ’em, “God bless and good luck!”, unlike the jerks selling solar panels or renewable source energy alternatives.
Without the Watch Tower (or calendar with the wrong Sunday), how am I gonna know when the world’s gonna end????
Looks like England ain’t gonna be so merry w/ the upcoming weather forecasts.

Comment from mojo
Time: November 19, 2015, 4:09 pm

Here’s a special request goin’ out to the boys of ISIS/ISIL/Whetever…

Cue Harry Nilsson! (NSFW)

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: November 19, 2015, 6:20 pm

Catchy tune, mojo! Another ISIS messaging issue…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 19, 2015, 8:04 pm

From this day forward, I shall forever think of Oceania as Hobo Banana.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: November 19, 2015, 9:10 pm

Decent enough ring to it…

Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 23, 2015, 2:55 am

“There is the Christian mandate to love your neighbor”

It’s not supposed to mean to put on your Presidential knee pads every time a rapist knocks on the door.
Worse, this “love your neighbor” BS ends up meaning that they’re letting the rapist into everyone else’s homes too

Used to be this sort of ignorant Christian was far more rare.

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