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Nurse left ‘traumatised’ after finding baby WEASEL in her supermarket salad

She’s a nurse. How traumatized can she be?

(Ha HA! You thought an animated .gif at the top of the pages was annoying).


Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: January 14, 2016, 1:23 pm

Sitting here in the cold gloomy dark I suddenly notice that January is almost half over!

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: January 14, 2016, 2:56 pm

So, what type of cancer did Rickman die of? Tell me. Tell me!

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 15, 2016, 5:37 pm

Disgusted Rifat Asghar, 42, was eating a carrot and sweetcorn meal from an Asda supermarket for lunch when a colleague spotted a fury lump.

They also found something foreign in Nurse Asghar’s salad. These modern Indian Girls… so picky, picky, picky!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 15, 2016, 9:16 pm

Ric Fan: pancreatic. Though I think he actually died of (or shortly after) a heart attack.

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