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Bad bunnies


This article came across my threshold today. It was part of a thread discussing why rabbit archers feature on the tile floor of Bangor Cathedral. Yes, there is a Bangor, UK. Who knew?

Hares. They’re probably hares. Anyway, the author starts talking about the “rabbit’s revenge” and the world turned upside-down, but his ultimate conclusion seems to be “because Medieval scribes loved shit like that.”

Thought you might enjoy it.

Also, I enjoyed the heck out of this site (sorry to send you to Tumblr. Hope you don’t catch anything). It’s jokes submitted by kids to a UK kids’ joke site that have been rejected because they are stupid kid jokes that make no goddamned sense at all. My favorite so far: “​What did the chicken say to the pilot? Can I have a ride to chicken island.”

Site also has a Twitter and a Facebook.



Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: May 24, 2016, 9:57 pm

what did the doctor want to cook instead of his wife


Original : -> ​why did the docter wanted to cook instad of his wife

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 24, 2016, 10:40 pm

​nok nok
whos their

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 24, 2016, 10:41 pm

​a cow goes to the pub and the man said do you want a pint of water

the cow said no

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 24, 2016, 10:42 pm

​why does the crow laugh

beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: May 25, 2016, 1:26 am

My granddaughter Emma was barely three when she pulled a joke on me. She had a toy stuffed rabbit (!)—lavender and clothed green overalls—that she had named “Happy Happy.”

We were on a road trip, and Emma and I were riding in the back seat. She looked over at me and asked quite seriously, “Are you happy?” I said, “Oh yes, darling. I’m so very very happy.” Then I asked her, “Are you happy?” And she said, “No. I’m Emma.”

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 25, 2016, 1:41 am

As long as we seem to be taken with bad (or worse) adolescents’ and kids’ jokes:

Q1. Why do rabbits wear work boots?
A1. To stomp out forest fires.
Q2. Why do elephants wear work boots?
A2. To stomp out burning rabbits.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, daddy hid the car keys.

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: May 25, 2016, 4:07 pm

Stoaty—I just mailed you a comic via GoComics to your email address.

Comment from Becca
Time: May 25, 2016, 7:09 pm

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow

Yes, I have kids.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 25, 2016, 9:30 pm

That’s weird, Deborah — I never got it!

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: May 25, 2016, 9:58 pm

Here’s a link 🙂

Comment from MikeW
Time: May 27, 2016, 2:05 pm

Q. What does a nosey pepper do?
A. It gets jalapeno business.

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