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Norman LLoyd turned 103 on election night and said, “I didn’t feel much like celebrating that night”. Well Norm, here’s hoping you’re the next to not celebrate the next one.

Kirk Douglas

Correction: the liberal curmudgeon turned 102 on Nov. 8th….

Olivia De Havilland FTD

I reiterate my contention that:
George H. W. Bush will not survive the Trump inauguration.
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Barky will be required to:
1) Make a nice speech about a dead white prez;
2) Travel to Texas to participate in a funeral;
3) Have to make a tee time when he is not the sitting prez and therefore cannot clog up the highways and byways all on his lonesome – he’ll need to co-ordinate with greater PTB, many of which may be, by this time, antagonistic to him.
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H. W. can accelerate the process by getting near the BoB.

Ed Asner

Phil the Greek (aka Prince Philip). He got the snuffles the other day…

“The Killer,” Jerry Lee Lewis

Billy Graham. If there was ever a time the Lord would take him, it would be Dec. 25. Hope it’s a future 12/25, though.

Merry Christmas to all of Weezie’s fellow ghouls!

Maria Teresa Thierstein Simões-Ferreira Heinz Kerry

Hugh Hefner

Jimmy Carter

William Shatner

her royal highness queen elizabeth Ii…. betty to her friends.

Angela Merkel.

Either treacherously killed by her Islamic allies, or ending up as a Teutonic variant of Clara Petacci outside of Kurpfergraben 6, 10117, Berlin Deutschland.

Robert Mugabee, a new years gift for the world

I am going to go in a little bit different direction this time and go for Barbara Walters to drop the mic soon. Fidel is dead, and Obama out of power, so what does she have to live for? . I just have this feeling that Trump being president is going to be too much for her little leftist heart.

Bob Barker

Whass ‘ron wit’yall?
#19 and no bets on Heinz Kissinger?
If he is fused with Hadron Collider, he earned himself a perpetual pardon.

Nanette Fabray

Doris Day

Rose Marie Mazetta (Sally Rogers on The Dick Van Dyke Show)

Carrie Fisher

I was serious disappoint that no-one ran over to pick Carrie Fisher. Wannabe has renewed my faith in my readership.

Stan Lee

A timely choice, weaselwannabe. Could I interest you in a tour of my time-share estate?

As the French Knight said, “We already have one, it’s very nice!” 🙂

Weaselwannabe..don’t do it! Lester’s ‘timeshare’ is a dank dungeon complete with manacles and shit. He’s trying to kill off the competition…run, run very fast…

Jerry Lewis

Peter Sallis, actor who played Clegg, for all 31 years of the hit british tv comedy “Last of the Summer Wine”. Also the voice of Wallace of the “Wallace & Gromit” claymation films from Aardman.

Nancy Pelosi

Carrie Fisher. Sorry Carrie but dick is at stake.
Whups. Not near quick enough.

Going back with George Soros. Kick off you evil shit.

Harry Reid.

Too late to get him out of the Senate, but not soon enough from this planet.

Clint do you feel lucky punk Eastwood.

Live forever Clint.

Della Reese.

Fine. Carrie Fisher is already snapped up, dammit. Let’s make this Dead Pool another Star Wars Holiday Special.

I pick Harrison Ford. He’s done all of the sequels to his movies worth doing. It’s time, Harrison… it’s time.

Again I pick the terrible lizard Jiang Zemin, of something that stolen body parts won’t cure.

Henry kissinger

pope benedict

Lt. Col. Richard Cole, the last of the Doolittle Raiders.

Barbara Bush…..I was late and all my other picks are gone already. Scraping bottom of the barrel.

Desmond Tutu

No Insaney Janey Traitor Fonda picked yet, so I will do it. Let her evil heart burn forever.

Hillary Clinton.
Cuz, she won’t be POTUS.

Since so many of my favorites have been taken, I’ll go with Samantha Bee 🐝 this round. The Full Frontal one. Against all odds, but attempting to improve television one small step at a time.

Jacques Chirac, for no reason whatsoever.

Harlan Ellison

Debbie Reynolds

Ratz – shows ta go ya: You Snooz, You Looz…was “away” for the day, and got beat-out on my usual-fave, Red-Pants Janey Insaney…ah, well, all’s fair in deadly-thought-projections – Best O’ Luck to PatAZ…

Me, I’ll go fer my backup-plan: Larry King, the True King Of Bowties An’ Many Wives…c’mon, Lar’, that multi-alimony dealie’s gotta be killin’ you sometime real soon…

(BTW – nice Christmassy-segue from the usual in the Dead Pool masthead-pic, Stoaty…wonder how many folkses noticed that, but failed to mention it?)

Lucky me! Late to the DP and David Rockefeller Sr. is still available.

Woo, and likewise: Hoo.

@Timothy S. Carlson:

I pick Harrison Ford. He’s done all of the sequels to his movies worth doing.

And then some!

Oh poot. Carrie already picked, and I’m up nice and early checking the news. That’ll fix me for not being a total news junkie, having a life, and not having my clock set to Weasel Time.

Put me down for caustic old comedian Don Rickles.

I have an abiding interest in the health of Ramsey Clark. I trust he will soon oblige.

Mel Stottlemyre pitches in for the win.

Gene Hackman once more

Huh? My Friday comment didn’t post…no matter cuz my pick is pretty much off the radar. Brit Actor Philip Latham

Paul Krugman from an aneurysm.

@Cobrakai99:

Paul Krugman from an aneurysm.

Now, if you’d asked for flesh-eating bacteria I’d be rooting for you. I hope that if Krugman has an aneurysm it doesn’t kill him but just leaves him aphasic.

Too bad… no one had Rick Parfitt:
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Richard John Parfitt, OBE (12 October 1948 – 24 December 2016) was an English musician, best known for being a singer, songwriter and rhythm guitarist in the rock band Status Quo. (wiki)
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RIP & rock on, Garth!

Huma Abedin, conveniently shuffling off this mortal coil just before Hillary is indicted.

And RIP George Michael

A small Christmas present for everyone😛

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2016/12/im-not-tired-of-winning-yet.html

Kim Jong-un

What is it with 2016? I’m glad it’s almost over and I’m glad I’ve survived it.

So far.

Mark “Luke Skywalker” Hamill

Glenn Beck. He’s clearly lost his friggin’ mind.

Hrm. Gotta remember to be on time, my regular pick is gone.

Vera Lynn for this round then.

Bill Clinton

going with Bob Dylan. 2016 ain’t over yet….

And we got a winner….

Yup. Carrie Fisher didn’t make it.

How horrid … the instant I hear about someone famous dying I come here. The instant!

weaselwannabe scores!

Technically, she probably died Friday, was put in a drug induced coma in an attempt to reduce brain swelling, took her off the drugs to see if there was any brain activity and found none.

Congrats on the very-timely swoop, weaselwannabe. The invitation still stands to visit The Estate to take a look around. Perhaps a congratulatory beverage?

See (almost) everyone Friday!

We actually feel bad about this win, Carrie was just a target of opportunity. We prefer to pick people we want to see gone, like Carter, Castro, etc. Our thoughts and prayers are with her family (Debbie has always been a class act). But with all the PC platitudes aside, a Win is a Win!

That’s right weaselwannabe, never look a gift dick in the mouth…hmmm, that didn’t sound right. Anyway, nice job. I may have to rethink my penchant for pouncing on the first pick every Friday…

That old commie, Professor Irwin Corey.