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I love this old picture so much. And I love watching Obama commit all sorts of counterproductive, futile and petulant bullshit on his way out. There’s a reason presidents traditionally lay low for their last couple of months, chum.

I was supposed to go to work this morning. The alarm went off and I just stared at it a while and went back to sleep. I am blessed to have that kind of job.

Back here tomorrow for the Dead Pool, and 2016’s last few thrilling hours!


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: December 29, 2016, 10:08 pm

I thought you limeys got the entire week off between Christmas and New Years.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 29, 2016, 10:42 pm

Does this mean that Putin is going to give back Hillary’s Russian Policy Reset button?

What annoys me about this whole kerfuffle is that the papers aren’t even mentioning that all this is Hillary’s fault because of her poor security discipline, and that if the Russians had her emails, they had the Serving Secretary Of State’s official correspondence.

How is she not in jail over this?

Oh, and I can’t wait for Obama to be out of office…

I am looking forward to the first time he opens his piehole and Trump tells him to STFU.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 29, 2016, 10:49 pm

Unfortunately, Her Stoatliness brought one or two bad habits with her from the New World.

As any fule kno the Winter Solstice celebration is meant to last a full 12 days.

This ‘back to work ten minutes after the turkey is finished’ rigmarole is showing altogether too much enthusiasm.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 29, 2016, 10:49 pm

Hillary Clinton will never be president!
I cannot believe that PEOTUS Donald J. Trump sent Prez Ohbowmuch over the edge with just a few tweets and an offhand public statement or two. Who knew it was that easy since DJT was supposed to be the one who could be baited into “nukalar war” with a tweet?
It can only be “projection.”

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: December 29, 2016, 11:14 pm

I love the way Putin plays to the camera.

Obama can’t help letting his emotions show on his face. He can lie, but he can’t act, and the lie isn’t believable unless you can act the part.

Cory Booker, to the contrary, is fabulous.

Comment from Veeshir
Time: December 30, 2016, 2:44 am

It’s been an entertaining month or two.

It’s funny how Trump is pretty much immune to media OUTRAGE!!!!!!
The eternal freaking out just makes them like some yappy chihuahuas screaming out for a size 10 foot.

Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 30, 2016, 2:45 am

I’ve been sitting on my arse since December 17th. Almost itching to get back to work. Almost.

Annnd I have compiled quite a list to choose from for the CDP. There’s lots of people who deserve to be dicked. It’s going to be a hard choice.

But — one thing is for certain:


Ah, that feels sooooo good…

Comment from OldFert
Time: December 30, 2016, 4:14 pm

Some Veg: Trump could tweet “Hey, Obama. Remember when you said there was one president at a time?”

Comment from lesterIII
Time: December 30, 2016, 5:56 pm

Anyone else getting strange “WordPress Error” screens today? No? Must be the NORKs.

Comment from BJM
Time: December 30, 2016, 7:02 pm

Wait until he becomes UN Sec-Gen, then he can make useless demands and empty threats galore, hopefully from their new HQ in Brussels.

Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: December 30, 2016, 9:40 pm

BJM, while it’s a lead pipe cinch that the UN would never countenance a US Secretary General, Obama is precisely the sort they’d be tempted to accept.

And it would be perfect! Stash the SCOAMF with the other tinpot dictators and charlatans and kleptocrats. They can all issue weekly joint resolutions condemning cheeseburgers or shopping malls or thumb drives as cultural imperialism tantamount to genocide.

Comment from Ново-Зеландия
Time: January 9, 2017, 10:25 am

He’s certainly a Real Amerikan N1gger!

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