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Glen Campbell

Yeah, I’m a poacher.

William Shatner

Still with Bill Clinton.

If’n ya cain’t win dick with Bill ……

Olivia de Havilland, low hanging fruit and over ripe!

Kirk Douglas

poor Swease must still be hung over from last night’s debacle….

Nanette Fabray

Billy Graham

RIP Peter Sallis. Sorry you were the person to earn me a dick.

For my next choice I choose the Ding Dong Gentleman, Leslie Phillips. Comic actor Who has been in over 150 films and television shows. Known early in his career for the Carry On and the Doctor film series.

Memorable phrase “Ding Dong, you’re not wrong”

https://youtu.be/Dictn9w0Avc

Childrens’ author, Beverly Cleary

*shakes fist at gromulin*

Bob Barker

Al, dammit.

Okay, fine – Burt Reynolds!

Jerry Lewis.

In case you thought that it was just his later stuff that wasn’t funny:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKjGRYOAs4

I briefly considered Jerry Lewis, but he’s just too ornery to die.

Bill Cosby. Not quite 80 yet, but the trial should age him by a decade or so.

George H.W. Bush

Nancy Pelosi, wandering out into traffic on East Capitol St.

Miriam Moskowitz.

Vera Lynn

Dan Rather

James Comey!

just kidding – George Soros

(I promise I will not try to claim the dick if James Comey mysteriously gets nekkid and shoots himself in the back 5 times with a bolt action rifle at Fort Marcy park, or even if he dies in any other fashion, like some pantsuit wearing maniac tries to drive a Mack truck up his butt)

Yikes! Glenne Headly died. She was only 62 and they dont say the cause. She was really beautiful in the day. Married to John Malkovich until she dumped his ass for cheating.

RIP, Glenne!

I’m going with a rather obvious choice this time, at least I think so. Ann Margaret, her long time hubby/manager just died so she may go as well.

I was going to go with Kim Dotcom again, for the same reason, since durnedyankee yielded on James Comey I am going to take him. His continued existence is too dangerous to a lot of highly placed people in both parties, and he has proved that he will roll over and give it up real easily.

Jimmy Carter, time to put the seventies to rest.

John McCain

Why, I ask you, is Stephen Hawking still alive?

I nominate him. I just cannot understand what he says. He’s too smart.

Chuck Yeager

I hope Stephen Falken wins this round. McCain is way past his sell by date.

Rat bastard commie Jeremy Corbyn.

Lord buckethead

Celebrity chef Jaques Pepin (Spelling might be wrong)

Desmond Tutu

Robert Mugabe

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Bob Dole

I never thought Leslie Phillips would be poached from me, jeez Louise. :/ Hmm, I guess I’ll go with Charlotte Rae this round. I see she’s been diagnosed with bone cancer. 🙁

Harry Belafonte

Alan Greenspan

seein as jimmah the dimmah carter’s been grabbed, ill grab his missus rosalyn carter… shes old enuff too

Late to the party, which was late starting, so I don’t feel too bad. And it doesn’t matter, because nobody else would ever pick this one.

Renowned Russian nuclear physicist Yuri Oganessian. Is he famous? He has an element named for him. While he is alive.

(Element 118, oganessson, one of several synthesized at the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research in Dubna, Russia, in 2002-2012. Oganessian was the team leader.)

And he’s 84.

Back to Carol Channing.

I detect ageism. You all search out elderly celebs. Okay, my pick is 101 but she is such a nasty person even to this day. A real Red.

Charlie Sheen

RIP Adam West the best Batman of all.

Paul Ehrlich Gain

She’s about ripe, so I choose Betty White.

Hillary Clinton.

The bile has to be backing up something important.

RIP, Adam West. Always a gentleman.

And mayor of Quahog

McCain’s mom Roberta McCain 105

Doris Day

Long Live CLINT EASTWOOD!!!!!!

Punk!!

Michael Moore! I was surprised he wasn’t taken already.

Adam West is gone, so Burt Ward can’t be far behind. Yeah, I’m going for a long shot.

Changing it up again and going for Bob Newhart.

Hanoi Jane for the Dick!

Comment from Ric Fan @ Time: June 10, 2017, 2:07 pm:
I detect ageism. You all search out elderly celebs.

Yeah, well, you hunt where the ducks are. As Damon Runyon wrote, “That’s the way to bet.”

I don’t think anybody’s picked him for awhile, so I’ll take Louis “Calypso Louie” Farrakhan.

A dick for the dick!

This late to the speculative reaper-race and he’s still available?

Hugh Hefner, c’mon down to The Estate! I’ll inspect your room when I finish the last 700 of 5,200 miles driven this week.

dick van dyke

California Governor Jerry Brown, because I don’t like the sonuvabitch.

Terry Jones of Monty Python. And Ripping Yarns.

Richard Cole, last of teh Doolittle Raiders

Mikey Dukakis? anyone?

His Royal Highness, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

I mean, cripes, the bloke’s 96 and looking a bit rough.

In some ways, I hope I lose this one – it would be just hell on Her Majesty if he died. (God save the Consort to the Queen!)

Angela Lansbury
In the parlour with the candle stick by Major Bumfreeze

Angela Lansbury
In the parlour with the candle stick by Major Bumfreeze
With a name this time

So, Batman was BatHornDog? According to him, he and Robin banged starlets on the set between takes all day long. I wonder how many elderly women in their 70s-80s can claim they knocked boots with Batman? 1000s?

Ugly inside and out: Maxine Waters. It’s the only way to get her to shut up.

I pick Brian Dennehy. This is just my way of ensuring he doesn’t die, i.e. by bringing to bear my perfect record of being wrong.

I once read a bunch of brief movie reviews (TV guide probably) in which the critic bumped a score from 2 to 3 stars, reasoning that Dennehy is worth an extra point for anything he’s in. Just so.

If you’re really out of fairy shit particles (like we believe that) you can always wire James Comey, he generates his own.

Sir Bruce Forsyth

Clive James

Hmmm… Anita Pallenberg passed on. Boy did she look rough at the end…

Gene Hackman!!

Helmut Kohl, RIP.

Jerry Lewis is reported to be very ill. He’s been in the hospital for 12 days for a UTI. When ready to be discharged, he developed other complications. That’s the problem: you go into the hospital for one thing and they keep doing tests until they find something else. And while they’re testing you nonstop you cant eat or drink so you end up starving making your miserable and weak.

Jesse Jackson is my choice, but Al Franken getting a richly deserved dirt nap would not cause me any sadness.

Flounder, RIP

RIP, Otto Warmbier! You didnt deserve this to happen to you. #NukeTheNorks!

Wow!…Just – wow!…

I mean – I have been late-to-the-party before, but…I mean, I mean – this is LATE-late!!…ah, well –

Go With The Classic, right?…

As per usual: Insaney Red-Janey Fondaaa-a-a, of whom we could NOT be less fond-of…C’mon, Janey, take a skateboard-jaunt down ol’ Lombard Street – you know you wanna do it!…either that, or get out there and take a nice, soothing swim out to Alcatraz – they say the undertow is loverly this time of year…plus, that outer-harbor water is so, so rilly, rilly refreshingly-cold, y’know?!? So – go to it…

(Actually, this time ’round, I’m really pulling for weaselwannabe to Be Da Beeg Winnah! Ruth BadNews Ginsberg is clearly well-overdue to turn toes-up, the grungy ol’ bat – plus, think ’bout allll those Lefty/ProgTardians coming all un-glued and incoherent at President Donald Trump getting ANOTHER Supreme Court Justice nomination into place!! That alone would be more than worth the prize, right??…)

(Also – No Excuse for the Extreme, Excessive lateness – I just got sidetracked on a bunch of stuff, and clean forgot there was a new Dead Pool to be entered – dummy-me, right?…ah, well – better very, very late than not at all, y’know?)

J.S.Bridges: I say a swim around the Farallon Islands, where the great whites are as large as muni buses.

That might well be more of a Sure Thing, Ric Fan, but…I contend it could be offset quite a bit by the convenience of close-proximity afforded by Alcatraz and the Outer Bay (Red-Janey being most-frequently in residence/at home in S.F. already, of course), versus the much-more-distant locale of the Farallons, which are (I believe) roughly 25 to 30 miles offshore from the Golden Gate…then again – p’raps ol’ Janey might be persuaded to undertake a rather-more-extended offshore-swim…Hmmm-m-m – must cogitate a bit on such a possibility…

Bill Dana, aka Jose Jimenez. RIP.

Use to love him when I was a kid. Heard someone play one of his skits on the radio a couple of years ago and still laughed my ass off.

@Mad Ivan – your chances are looking good: the Duke was just admitted to hospital. “Infection” “pre-existing condition” And he’s had heart trouble for quite a while now.

I dont want him to die. Besides liking the old coot, who needs any more speculation about the Queen stepping down in favor of Charles?

@Uncle Al –

Yeah, I saw that. 🙁

@Rick Fan –

Neither do I, really. And as a D@mn3d Yank (overfed, oversexed, but not Over There), I’ve always speculated if Her Majesty could abdicate in favor of her grandson. (Especially as now he has a next generation wandering around.)

Would piss Charles right off to get skipped (!!)

I dont think one can abdicate in favor of someone not in direct line of succession. William is also an environmental leftard. I say go with George. Or, better yet, Charlotte. She is the spitting image of the Queen so possibly most like her personality wise, too.

I laugh at Mensch, a non American, who thinks Trump will be impeached, Pence will appt Hillary as VP, Pence will then resign, and Hills will take her rightful position as queen — I mean potus. LOL

Charles Manson

Stuart Margolin. Born 1940. Played Angel on The Rockford Files…

Johnny Depp. Or Dipp. Or Derp.

Unless somebody shanks him, Charlie Manson is just too damn evil to die.

Michael Caine

Aretha Franklin. The Queen of Soul isn’t doing so well lately, and ill health has forced her to cancel concert dates.

Shirley Jones.

IDK why. I guess ’cause I’m going to see “The Music Man” next week.

Mikhail Gorbachev

Noam Chomsky

“Comment from Davem123
Time: June 9, 2017, 7:54 pm
Nancy Pelosi, wandering out into traffic on East Capitol St.”

It’s either N. Capitol St. or S. Capitol St., an obscure fact that I would not know had not our daughter curated an “art show” in what was basically a former crack house candidate on N. Capitol St. during the double aughts. Lovely neighborhood…

Herman Wouk….

Because he is 102 years young and nobody ever picks him….

RIP, Nelsan Ellis

Nelsan played Lafayette on True Blood and was only 39. They said he died from complications of heart failure — not heart failure. I have no idea what it means or if a heart transplant would have saved him. He was a fine actor.

They’re heading down the backstretch… it’s tonycc by a head….

“A Habitat volunteer told CBC News he saw Carter, 92, collapse after he’d been working in the sun for about an hour, using a handsaw to cut wood for a staircase.

Carter’s bodyguards rushed over and carried him to a nearby vehicle. Shortly afterwards, firefighters and paramedics were seen scrambling, and an ambulance arrived.”

RIP George Romero, director, and creator of zombies.

Please, George, don’t get up. No, really. DON’T. GET. UP.

Martin Landau – he of ‘Ed Wood’ and ‘Mission: Impossible’ fame – has passed away at age 89.

Rest in peace, Mr. Landau, and God’s speed.

John Heard, 72.

He was in a hotel in Palo Alto recovering from minor back surgery. I know he had difficult personal relationships and the drink appears to have got him, but what a sad way to die. Always enjoyed him as an actor.

This Celebrity Dead Pool has gone on for so long with a number of high-profile offages… one month, two weeks, one day! 45 days since the beginning.
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C’mon, Celebrities! I know you can do better than this!

We had somebody here who religiously voted for June Foray and yesterday, July 26, 2017, she passed on.
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Whoever didn’t vote for her this time, I’m sorry, you can’t vote for her again…
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June Lucille Forer (September 18, 1917–July 26, 2017), better known was June Foray, was an American voice actress who was best known as the voice of such animated characters as Rocky the Flying Squirrel… – wikipedia

R.I.P.

I’m the one that always picked Foray, but she was always an alternate to Robert Mugabe.

Not the first time my alternate has passed while waiting for the dictator to kick. Off the top of my head I can think of Jack Lalane and Harry Morgan. And yet, the murderous dictator lives.

My Dear Stephen Falken,

May you be the receiver of the next Dick!! (or dung covered script, whichever Stoaty has available).

Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: June 9, 2017, 9:38 pm

John McCain

“Adults with more aggressive glioblastoma, treated with concurrent temozolamide and radiation therapy, median survival is about 14.6 months and two-year survival is 30%. However, a 2009 study reported that almost 10% of patients with glioblastoma may live five years or longer.” Google

I’m hoping for an AZ special election in ’18….

RIP, Sam Shepard. Always liked him.

And now Jeanne Moreau, too. RIP, Miss Moreau.

The Grim Reaper has been busy in the UK:

RIP, Hywel Benett – Tinker, Tailor…
RIP, Robert Hardy – All Creatures Great and Small…

Well shoot, I was in the wrong trousers (thanks Ric).

Robert Hardy’s Churchill was the best to date, Siegfried of course, and who can forget his Leicester dancing in a doublet and short hose with great aplomb in Elizabeth R (forward to 42:52).

BJM: Never made the connection between Hardy and the prancing and bloomer attired Leicester tho I’ve seen it at least a dozen times. LOL

Hardy certainly had a well lived life.

Ric: He did indeed. Hardy appeared in Midsomer Murders “Dead Man’s Eleven” and John Nettles recounts Hardy’s performance in episodes 02 of the dozen or so short vignettes Nettles did for iTV about MM. [Forward to 2:54]

RIP, Godzilla. Born circa 1929, died Aug 7,2017.

Actor Haruo Nakajima (b.1929) died on August 7. Nakajima played Godzilla/Gojira in several films, beginning in 1954 with Godzilla and continuing until 1972’s Godzilla vs. Gigan. He also made appearances in The Hidden Fortress and Seven Samurai.

Thanks, BJM. Very interesting.

RIP Haruo Nakajima who, along with a 100 kilo rubber suit, played the title role in 1954’s Godzilla, and went on to play the gigantic nuclear-spawned Tokyo-stomping super-lizard in eleven more films through 1972. He passed away Monday, age 88, of pneumonia.

Edit: Apologies to Ric Fan. I should have checked recent comments before posting.

And Uncle Al wins the dick, riding the Rhinestone Cowboy.

Wow! Poaching pays off!

Thanks Al.

First Post Nailed it. Congrats Uncle Al

@Jeff Weimer – I do feel a bit guilty about poaching. I have won in the past, and have a nice little piece of Stoatie’s artwork. If you haven’t won before, then I’d be happy to tell Mme. Ermine to send you “my” prize.

About time to queue up the next Dead Pool……..

She forgot about us. Probably off on some weekend bender.

I did not! WBT is GMT, not BST. Google it!