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Mr Titt was apparently a successful engineer. In this display of cast metal signs, there were four or five Titts.


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: August 23, 2017, 10:57 pm


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: August 23, 2017, 11:00 pm

His wood cock of iron works….

But his Warmister wilts!

Oh my God, somebody stop me!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: August 24, 2017, 12:36 am

If there was a Mr. Titt, and four or five other Titts, then there was likely a Mrs. Titt or two.

Ooh. We could have fun with imaginary marriages. Cecelia Knippel marrying John W. Titt would become Cici Titt-Knippel, would she not?

Comment from OldFert
Time: August 24, 2017, 4:31 am

OT, but too good not to share:
From BBC Wiltshire:
“The fire service saved these pigs bacon in February, now they’ve had them as sausages!”

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 24, 2017, 12:05 pm

Titts and Woodcock.

Somewhere someone searching the internet is trying to decide if sweasel is a site that will be NSFW.

And my speller checker thinks it’s Emily Litella. “What’s all this about Pits in Woodstock?”

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: August 24, 2017, 2:12 pm

Are “tits” as funny in British slang as in American slang? —going now to watch Benny Hill 🙂

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: August 24, 2017, 6:07 pm

Sigh, the sole winner of the PowerBall drawing already claimed her prize.She seems like a nice lady and she is now $220 million bucks richer after state and federal taxes. That’s a lot of money!

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 24, 2017, 6:44 pm

$336 million after taxes, and an entirely new set of “friends and relatives” she probably didn’t even know she had until today.

Comment from MikeW
Time: August 24, 2017, 6:54 pm

Hey Deborah HH, I’d guess it isn’t. Isn’t the phrase ‘tits up’ for something that’s broken of Brit origin? Not sure how common it is, bit it’s always Brit related when I’ve come across it.

Off topic link for Ms. Sweasel:

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: August 24, 2017, 6:56 pm

Truth in taxing: She has to pay 39.6% in fed taxes and 5% in state taxes. They only with hold 25% of the fed tax up front but you do have to pay the rest. So, her take home is

Comment from MikeW
Time: August 24, 2017, 6:58 pm

Hey! Didn’t there used to be a ‘Preview’ button along with the ‘Submit’ button for posting comments? Either that or I’m losing it quicker than I thought. 🙁

One more link for the Stoat:
Bacteria from elite athletes’ poop might boost sports performance

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 24, 2017, 9:29 pm


I’ve heard/seen references from current US military where Tango Uniform is a common phrase euphemistically speaking for ‘non operational/broke’ WRT both equipment and personnel.

I don’t know how long it’s been in common use.

@Ric Fan
Ah, I went off some other site that listed that amount as her take home. Either way it’s kinda criminal except they made their extortion racket legal by pretending we voted for it.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 24, 2017, 9:47 pm

Yeah, sorry, MikeW. I broke the preview button 🙁

Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: August 25, 2017, 12:59 pm

Durnedyankee – When I was in “Tango Uniform” was indeed used for “non-operational” and it was, as you may surmise, simply using the phonetic alphabet to obscure the phrase “Tits Up” (as in flat on your back, dead). Also see “Whisky Tango Foxtrot”.

Comment from grayjohn
Time: September 6, 2017, 2:52 pm

I stayed at the Farmers Inn in Warminster my first night in England. I loved it.

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