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Back to Hugh Hefner, the old lech.

Olivia de Havilland…..and should I win the dick but not survive Erma, I would like it to be forever remembered as the dick Fritz won when he was blown, far far away….

Kirk Douglas

Skeptic, your room is being prepared.

I’ll have to go with Herman Wouk.

What?

Skeptic…whatever you do don’t go over to Lester’s place…
oh sure the food a drink are great but he WILL lure you to the dungeon and you will suffer…

Gastronomic delicacies do indeed abound at The Estate! But I assure you it has no dungeon, you cretin. While I will admit that the Lower Recreation Level is a bit dimly lit and can be chilly and damp, the decor is carefully chosen to set the right mood. Why, we just acquired a vintage dental chair and all the proper accoutrements! All with the appropriate patina for a “realistic” experience.

The staff awaits your return, Fritz…

In before the power goes out! 😉 I’m sticking with Charlotte Rae.

xul’s fedora, it’s going west! it’s going west!

Clive James

William Shatner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7R0ZxNgC4

I’ve decided to sit this round out. I was going to poach my wife’s long-term pick – Clive James – but she won’t relinquish him. He is a prime candidate. He is quite elderly and is suffering from leukemia and severe COPD. He announced some time ago that his demise was imminent and he is now somewhat embarrassed that he is still here.

Always assumed it was French, and if you can get ron-day-voo out of Rendezvouz you can get ‘q’ out of queue.

Course our noble Brit cousins get Lester out of Leicester so there is that, and vehicle is vee-hick-ul hereabouts so perhaps the less said about it all the better.

Ruth Badar(-meinhoff) Ginsberg.
Not because I think she’s going to die, but because it would make me happy if she did, and because no one has her yet.

Mitch McConnell, because he is the strongest ally the Left has in our poor country, preferably of Testudine crotch-rot.

Robert Mugabe

Burt Reynolds – Poached!!

John McCain

Joanne Woodward

Harry Reid, for old times sake. Can’t write much, busy fleeing Irma.

Miriam Moskowitz.

Chuck Yeager

Raul Castro

Did I get in the pool early enough to pick Bill Clinton?!!!???

Jimmy Carter

Betty White, bless her she’s almost 96.

I’ll take Monty Hall, and curtain #3.

HRH Prince Phillip

Billy Graham

Seriously? Nobody’s got George Soros yet? MINE!

George H. W. Bush
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Really, just stupid….
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/55/22/40/11872265/3/1024×1024.jpg

Nancy Pelosi

Sci-fi author Jerry Pournelle has passed away.

Desmond Tutu. I’m sure that the pageant when he passes won’t rival Nelson’s…and that probably grinds on his psyche. At least I hope it does.

Richard Cole, the last Doolittle Raider.

Changing it up again and picking Rodrigo Duterte.

Yes, ‘Rowdy’ Rody Duterte, current President of the Philippines and all time madman of Davao City.

He’s going to piss off the wrong political faction and they are going to gift him a dirt nap, most likely caused by some young kids on a small motorcycle with big guns – in other words, a typical filipino assassination.

Going with Liz Smith, it’s time.

ExpressoBold: Yeah, that’s pretty bad.

Country singer Don Williams passed today. He was 78.

Bob Barker, come on down!

Dan Rather

My excuse for tardiness is actually a good one: hurricane prep. Sunday promises to be…interesting here in Sarasota County. On the Gulf coast. Right in Irma’s path.

So, seeing as how Ginsberg was understandably taken, and my second choice Bob Barker likewise, I’m going to bet on a long shot: Al Gore, whom I hope dies of apoplectic hypertensive ischemic indignation that nobody’s taking him seriously any more.

ima grab rosalyn carter, wifey of jimmy the dim. it may get blisterin cold here in the ftozen freakin north, but at least my house will generally be where i left it at the end of the day.. good luck to all in irma’s path…..

Heinz “Henry” Kissinger, PhD, Nobel Peace Prize laureate.

Actor, Norman Lloyd

Going again (One!More!Time!!!) with Insaney Janey Fonda, that Lefty Looney Of Da Left Coast – take a li’l time off this weekend, Janey, go for a swim…out towards Alcatraz – they say if the cold water an’ the rip-currents don’t get ya, the sharks are out there, too…

Meanwhile – busy, busy, monitoring Irma – got a brother and sister-in-law living aways south of Tampa, so they might have a spot ‘o trouble around Sunday – unless the NOAA forecasters get it a bit wrong, and Irma decides to go a tad further southward (here’s hoping!?!) instead of “hooking” towards the northern track…

For this round I will again choose the Ding Dong Gentleman, Leslie Phillips. Comic actor Who has been in over 150 films and television shows. Known early in his career for the Carry On and the Doctor film series.

Memorable phrase “Ding Dong, you’re not wrong”

https://youtu.be/Dictn9w0Avc

Dayum! Poached by a dot . 🙂

2nd choice – Marion Gordon “Pat” Robertson, the un-holy man.

Back to Carl Reiner.

I’m going back to Ed Asner.

Kris Kristofferson

Rose Marie

Maybe, there should be bonus points for any pick under 90 years that wins? I’ll admit mine is 101 y/o, but sometimes it’s like shooting ducks in a barrel.

Pournelle gone. Well that vacuums.
Sorry about th poach Uncle Al, but I’m not lucky enough to win with her so she’ll be here again next time.

Think I’ll give Keith Richards a go.

Oh pee pee, I been poached. Back to Carol Channing then

I’m going with Pearl Mesta wannabe Sally Quinn who recently revealed she has only two functioning brain cells remaining.

Gebrauchshund poached me beloved perennial pick of Billy Graham *shakes tiny fist of fury* so I’m going with some new (old) blood: Tony Curtis, or as he was known on the Flintstones, Stony Curtis.

RushBsbe,

Try another pick. Tony Curtis assumed room temperature almost 7 years ago.

Ramsey Clark, mostly because I can’t pick his old boss but Ramsey deserves it on his on demerits.

Mad Maxine “James Brown” Waters……….

Seeing how “they”and “them” are out to get her, perhaps the stress will help her meet her ultimate and well deserved demise.

Melvin Kaminsky AKA Mel Brooks

Robert Redford again!!

Barbara Bush (I am always wrong)

No really good thoughts this time. But here’s a decent and eminently deserving pick:

Omar Bashir, the extremely loathsome “President” of Sudan.

Jerry Lee Lewis

Damn! How did I miss that one? Thanks, sassamon.

For my third pick, I’ll go with Doris Day. Her bio can’t specifically credit 1922 or ’24 as the year of her birth, but it was loooooong ago. Que sera, sera.

Charlie Sheen

Al “Bobblehead” Sharpton. His body is getting smaller by the day and soon his head will be floating off on it’s own. And I really don’t like him.

Fingers crossed, this is the week that monocular twat Gordon Brown kicks the bucket. Come on Gordo, do something useful for once.

Larry King, who to my surprise is alive as I post this entry.

Lester III knoweth not his own father!

RIP, Frank Vincent, who died from post op complications after heart surgery.

Nobody had Harry Dean Stanton? From Repo Man and Alien?

Alrighty then.

“Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate ’em.”

RIP Harry

He was in the recent revival of Twin Peaks. So, he worked to the very end.

RIP, Harry!

Gloria Jean Schoonover.

No reason. She used to be my neighbor.

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/lead-stories/20170916/worlds-oldest-person-dies-moss-brown-passes-away-mobay-medical

There are easy picks. I go with my heart. Neo-eugenicist and basic hater of all that makes mankind mankind Paul Ehrlich. May you find the heaven you desired. You miserable son of a bitch.

Chuck Schumer

Roberta McCain, racing sonny boy to the grave.

So…. nobody had Jake LaMotta:

Giacobbe “Jake” LaMotta (July 10, 1922 – September 19, 2017)[3] was an American professional boxer, former World Middleweight Champion, and stand-up comedian. Nicknamed “The Raging Bull”, LaMotta was a rough fighter, who although not particularly a big puncher, would subject his opponents to vicious beatings in the ring. –
wikipedia

R.I.P.

Just goes to show you…money and beauty can’t outrun the reaper.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/21/worlds-richest-woman-loreal-heiress-liliane-bettencourt-dies/

thefritz: I picked Madame Bettencourt back in DP 70. One of many premature picks by me. Someday I’ll get it right.

Formerly known as Skeptic has won The Dick!

Hugh Marston Hefner (April 9, 1926 – September 27, 2017)
R.I.P.
Viagra didn’t help in the end… I mean… uh

@Formerly known as Skeptic wins! Hugh Hefner dead at 91, shuffling off this mortal coil on Wed, 27 Sep 2017.

How often does the first pick win? Creepy!

Had to go eventually.

“How often does the first pick win? Creepy!”

According to Rich Rostrom’s stats from the last DP post, this is the 6th time.

“Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”

-Present Concerns

Hef’s reverse-mortgage holder is happy.
Well, sorta happy, I imagine a truckload of bleach is pretty expensive.

I gleaned this tidbit from the intertubes:

It was that first issue of Playboy with Marilyn Monroe that launched Hugh Hefner as a social and sexual revolutionary…Hefner wanted to be near Monroe for eternity.

He bought the crypt next to Monroe’s at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in California, which he planned to be his final resting place.

Congratulations, FKASkeptic.

I have advised the concierge that your suite and ‘playmates’ are to be upgraded. I do hope you’ll join us soon.