Dead Pool Round 111: I’m’a git that varmint edition
Lester III. Joe Jackson. Dick winner.
Sorry to post and run, but I spotted an honest-to-goodness stoat crawling around on the outside of my henhouse just now, and it’s only a matter of time before he figures a way in. I’m going go sit in the garden with a rifle and wait.
Sure, it’s only an air rifle, but I won’t half make the little bastard sting.
p.s. no picking “that stoat” in the Dead Pool. Ready?
0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.
1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).
2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.
3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.
4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.
5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.
6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.
7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.
8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.
The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.
Posted: June 29th, 2018 under deadpool.
Comments: 89
Comments
Comment from LesterIII
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:01 pm
Back to Herman Wouk. No malice, just a desire for more of Stoaty’s friggin’ awesome art.
Comment from Janna
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:01 pm
Kirk Douglas
Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:03 pm
George H. W. Bush, 94 years stale, 41st President of the United States, widower, WW2 aviator and Kennebunkport gadabout
~
I wonder if he will beat John McCain to the exit…
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:09 pm
Miriam Moskowitz, atom bomb spy.
Comment from Montenegro
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:12 pm
Carl Reiner once more.
Comment from Hutch
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:21 pm
Joanne Woodward
Comment from catnip
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:22 pm
Henry Kissinger
Comment from sassamon
Time: June 29, 2018, 6:30 pm
For this round of the Dead Pool, I again choose Leslie Philips. The voice of the Sorting Hat in the Harry Potter films.
Comment from Eirik
Time: June 29, 2018, 7:16 pm
Robert Mugabe
Comment from RimrockR
Time: June 29, 2018, 7:29 pm
Chuck Yeager
Comment from Ben
Time: June 29, 2018, 7:30 pm
William Shatner
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 29, 2018, 7:34 pm
Okay, but none of you smart guys try Harlan Ellison, mm? He dead.
Comment from gromulin
Time: June 29, 2018, 7:47 pm
Olivia DeHavilland
Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: June 29, 2018, 7:54 pm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Comment from thefritz
Time: June 29, 2018, 8:12 pm
John McCain
Comment from p2
Time: June 29, 2018, 8:29 pm
ima stick with doris day….
Comment from Mrs Carl
Time: June 29, 2018, 9:24 pm
Clive James
Comment from ea in ga
Time: June 29, 2018, 9:36 pm
Rod Rosenstein
Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: June 29, 2018, 9:54 pm
Prince Phillip
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 29, 2018, 10:22 pm
Sadly, Her Royal Majesty
Comment from Spad13
Time: June 29, 2018, 10:31 pm
Jimmy Carter
Comment from Daniel
Time: June 29, 2018, 10:46 pm
Gina Lollobrigida — Born on the 4th of July 1927
Comment from spunkus
Time: June 29, 2018, 11:33 pm
Vera Lynn
Comment from BJM
Time: June 29, 2018, 11:38 pm
Billy Jeff Clinton…he looks terrible.
Comment from Mitchell
Time: June 29, 2018, 11:46 pm
Nobody’s picked George Soros yet so I will. Come on, kick off you evil bastard.
Comment from dustoffmom
Time: June 29, 2018, 11:56 pm
I’ll still go with Bob Dole for another round or two.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 30, 2018, 12:02 am
Let’s try a new candidate: Sumner Redstone
He is majority owner and chairman of National Amusements. Doesn’t sound like much until you find out that company owns CBS, Viacom, and a bunch of other goodies. Redstone is worth about $5 billion, is 95 years old, and keeps getting perky young new girlfriends. I don’t know if he has any announced health problems, but I think his days are numbered.
Comment from RushBabe
Time: June 30, 2018, 12:22 am
I’ll go with Juan’s mom, Roberta McCain.
Comment from J. S. Bridges
Time: June 30, 2018, 12:31 am
M’kay…”Bartender, my usual – ”
(Let me say, though, rightupfront, that I’ma gonna be pullin’ fer weaselwannabe to grab this round, an’ damnquick…thereby a)totally stonkering the grungy, greasy Leftardians all-’round, b)simultaneously with giving Prez Trump an Official Hat-Trick of SCOTUS selections…)
Once again – Insaney Left-Coast Janey Fonda: Mayhap she could be “persuaded” to take an extended stroll out on Alcatraz Island – in the moonlight – an’ fall off the edge…
Best of luck with the stoat-snipin’…
Comment from currently
Time: June 30, 2018, 12:33 am
Little Richard (Richard Wayne Penniman)
Comment from xul’s fedora
Time: June 30, 2018, 12:41 am
Ah eff it. I’ll stick with Tommy Lasorda.
Comment from Bob
Time: June 30, 2018, 1:16 am
Nancy Pelosi
Comment from Armybrat
Time: June 30, 2018, 1:37 am
Again, Desmond Tutu so he can visit with Nelson and Winnie and sweat while they play cards, or whatever the hell it is that murderous marxists enjoy doing together.
Comment from tinman
Time: June 30, 2018, 1:44 am
Maxine Waters, in font of the cameras, with an aneurysm.
Comment from Mrs Gunz
Time: June 30, 2018, 1:46 am
Mr. Gunz told me to go with Keith Richards. Come on, Keith, I’m pulling for ya!
Comment from USCitizen
Time: June 30, 2018, 2:05 am
I hpoe it’s not Warren Buffet, but that’s my pick.
Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: June 30, 2018, 2:47 am
Former Green Bay quarterback Bart Starr.
Celebrity? Hell, here in Cheesehead country he’s only one or two notches below God.
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: June 30, 2018, 4:43 am
Semper aliquid novi…
Drummer Roy Haynes, oldest living member of the Jazz Hall of Fame.
Comment from dissent555
Time: June 30, 2018, 4:47 am
Man I gotta start keepin’ up with the news.
Yeah, switching to (Carson) Wayne Newton for this round.
Comment from Pablo
Time: June 30, 2018, 6:14 am
Let’s go with Hosni Mubarak.
Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: June 30, 2018, 9:05 am
Stephanie Wilkinson, former director of Main Street Lexington, soon to be former owner of the Red Hen restaurant, she who lost her civility and threw Sarah Sanders and her entourage out of her restaurant, and even followed the entourage across the street to ANOTHER restaurant and staged a protest (Sarah had gone home, however).
Of severe pinch-faced bitchiness and terminal liberalism and a calcified heart and cranial neuropathy.
Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: June 30, 2018, 10:39 am
sigh, sniffle, Rrrrrrruuuuuthhhhhhheeeeeeeee
Hillary Clinton
oh, wait
🙂
Always start the day with a happy thought.
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: June 30, 2018, 12:30 pm
Stan Lee.
There’s been a lot of chatter about how is “handlers” and family have been draining his assets because they’re certain the cash cow is about to mort.
Comment from JC
Time: June 30, 2018, 2:45 pm
I spy with my little eye…Willie Nelson
Comment from Conchi
Time: June 30, 2018, 3:46 pm
Rosalyn Carter
Comment from tonycc
Time: July 1, 2018, 12:41 am
Come on down Bob Barker, there is a place in hell waiting for you.
Comment from PatAZ
Time: July 1, 2018, 1:17 am
Sonia Sotomayor. Even another appt. For Donnie 2-Scoops.
Comment from william thomas (unkawill)
Time: July 1, 2018, 5:48 am
Buzz Aldren
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: July 1, 2018, 11:42 pm
Trini Lopez.
Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: July 2, 2018, 10:20 pm
Ramsey Clark has a bucket to kick.
If Little Richard or Killer drops I’m gonna be disconsolate.
Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: July 5, 2018, 5:17 pm
Here’s a shocker: Ed Schultz (unless he’s pulling a “fast one”)
Edward Andrew Schultz (January 27, 1954 – July 5, 2018)
RIP
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: July 5, 2018, 5:38 pm
Ed Schultz looked like he was on death’s door for years.
Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: July 7, 2018, 3:14 am
Elvis Costello. Canceled the remainder of a tour after surgery for a “very aggressive” cancer. Prognosis seems to be good, so I should maintain my perfect record of 0 wins.
Comment from Davem123
Time: July 8, 2018, 4:21 pm
I’m going with George Hamilton. No inside information, he’s just getting up there.
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: July 9, 2018, 3:14 pm
RIP, Tab Hunter. 3 days shy of age 87. Interesting man. The film documentary on his life or his bio are worth looking at.
Comment from Sk.Y M-39
Time: July 11, 2018, 1:45 am
So, since I am so late to the party, I will choose someone that will almost completely keep me from winning….
Pope Benedict XVI
Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: July 13, 2018, 5:39 am
Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair.
Saw him just recently at a lil RV seller thing outside of Houston. He was amazing, but he’s just… Guy’s lived a pretty hard life.
Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: July 15, 2018, 9:44 pm
Noam Chomsky
Comment from Steve
Time: July 22, 2018, 8:11 pm
Sergio Marchionne, now former CEO of Fiat/
Chrysler.
Comment from mandel bread
Time: July 22, 2018, 10:55 pm
Louis Farrakhan
Comment from thefritz
Time: July 23, 2018, 7:01 pm
I asked Swease to delete my last post but she must be chasing chickens today…Seems Wikipedia jumped the gun on Sergio Marchionne’s demise and I dutifully repeated the news…Wikipedia has retracted the obit as the chain smoking former CEO of Fiat/Chrysler is still alive albeit in grave condition in a Swiss hospital. Sorry for jumping the gun…
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 23, 2018, 8:34 pm
Beg pardon, Fritz. I often don’t check in over the weekend, just to keep fresh.
Comment from Nana1
Time: July 25, 2018, 2:19 pm
Norman Lloyd
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: July 25, 2018, 4:53 pm
Well, Sergio died today, so I guess Steve wins?
Comment from unkawill
Time: July 27, 2018, 3:11 am
Dead pool winner
Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: July 30, 2018, 2:12 am
This is the absolute strangest death announcement I have ever seen:
Frederick Seawright (August 11, 1960 – July 29, 2018) was an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name Brickhouse Brown.
…
Brown reportedly died on July 20, 2018, from prostate cancer. The next day, Cauliflower Alley President B. Brian Blair said Brown was still alive after waking up in the night and telling his mother, who thought he was dead and was awaiting the coroner, that he was hungry. He died nine days later on July 29. – wikipedia entry for “Brickhouse Brown”
Comment from Steve
Time: July 30, 2018, 5:33 pm
What if there was a Dead Pool winner, and no one noticed?
Comment from thefritz
Time: July 30, 2018, 8:31 pm
Oh, I noticed…I should at least get a little dick for calling it early. (that didn’t sound right…)
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 30, 2018, 8:36 pm
Hmmmm…should I know who he is?
Comment from currently
Time: July 31, 2018, 1:40 am
Nix the pick (Rule 1). But I don’t watch fake wrastling – I reckon that’s why I’.ve never heard of him either.
Comment from Steve
Time: July 31, 2018, 3:02 am
Well, financial news types were all atwitter. First about his apparent business acumen and attendant ability to effectively manage Fiat/Chrysler. Then, again, about his rather abrupt departure from this mortal realm.
Not a chicken person, that anyone has been able to ascertain.
Neither a USofAnian, or a British subject. Some kind of Canadian/Italian hybrid.
But, in the words of Dr. Leonard McCoy, “He’s dead, Jim!”
If this is a “Weasel Nixed Pick”, then I request release to select some other, more notable, candidate who is ready to fall off his perch.
Comment from frotto
Time: August 5, 2018, 3:42 pm
Nicolas Maduro.
I had thought about picking Roseanne because she’s completely unhinged implying substance abuse. But someone is out to get Senor Maduro (imagine that?). Seems like the safer pick? Or the least safe pick.
Comment from Conchi
Time: August 6, 2018, 5:11 am
Did someone select Charlotte Rae this time around? I’m not seeing it..
Comment from xul’s fedora
Time: August 6, 2018, 1:06 pm
No, I did *not* have Charlotte Rae this time. That’s what I get for not sticking with that pick (picked her several times before). :/
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: August 8, 2018, 4:44 pm
Stan Mikita died. He was only 78 y/o. : (
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: August 9, 2018, 1:12 am
So, they revealed that Margot Kidder did not die “peacefully in her sleep” but committed suicide on Mother’s Day. Sort of sounds like a big FU to her daughter.
Comment from KMM
Time: August 13, 2018, 12:56 am
Aretha Franklin
Comment from Drew458
Time: August 13, 2018, 1:52 am
Damn, I was coming here to enter Aretha too.
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: August 13, 2018, 4:48 am
Wow. Aretha had her first kid at age 12 and her second at age 14.Somebody should have been watching little Aretha more closely.
Comment from KMM
Time: August 13, 2018, 1:05 pm
Isn’t it awful how when someone is reported ill the first thing we think of is to race to this DP? But this is business!
Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: August 13, 2018, 3:32 pm
I assumed no one had picked Sergio. I would think he counts. Certainly quite famous in the world of motorsport.
But I came here to pick Aretha and was too late…
Comment from jam2
Time: August 13, 2018, 5:38 pm
damn ghouls have pimped Aretha
Comment from jam2
Time: August 13, 2018, 5:43 pm
ok fine
Julie Gibson
then
Comment from checkers
Time: August 15, 2018, 1:42 am
Lisa Page
because she has made the wrong enemies I fear…
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2018/08/scorned-fbi-lover-lisa-page-torched.html#more
Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: August 16, 2018, 12:11 am
Dagnabbit, I had chosen Aretha a few rounds ago and went in a different direction this time. I coulda been a contender!
Comment from RushBabe
Time: August 16, 2018, 7:45 pm
Congrats, KMM, on winning the dick! (Figuratively, of course.)
Comment from LesterIII
Time: August 17, 2018, 4:35 am
Congrats, KMM. Respect for dicks.
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