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For cosmic balance, one might figure out how to carve a road-kill deer leg bone into one of those little deer warning whistles to put on your bumper.

I don’t know about that deer hoof door handle, but the right piece of antler would make a dandy toilet flush lever.

We are some of the only people who don’t hunt around here and the deer have figured this out. They all tend to hang around our house. I can only grow onions and some herbs. Every thing else is eaten up. Do you guys have a lot of deer too?

I wouldn’t mind those little muntjac deer-kind of look like vampires -very cool.

I offered to buy Uncle B a deer-hoof door handle, but he inexplicably declined…

Maybe if you offered him a gun rack or bottle opener ?

I guess since shooting irons are verboten on your side of the pond, maybe if you nailed a deer with a car, you could use the rack to hold the bumper.

I’ve seen six shooter door handles. They look pretty cool. They have them for cars, too.

We have to sell those parts! It’s not cheap getting the lorry repaired after we’ve bumped one of those deer….

I’ve probably said too much haven’t I.

I just thought of the attachment for the next comment….

Now this….this is a bottle opener….
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Fortunately ( I suspect ) I couldn’t find the really rude butt mount that I’ve actually seen hereabouts.

😛

@DurnedYankee – I am 69 years old, and I thought that it would be impossible to show me anything that would exceed in tackiness anything I’ve ever seen. Congratulations!

I would (almost) like to have one of those bottle openers for the sole purpose of seeing the expression on the face of a particular acquaintance of mine when opening my Christmas present to him. Heh-heh-heh!

@Uncle – well, the one I’ve actually seen had two hooves mounted as handles and the back end was…well…it would have exceeded the tackiness of the bottle opener, let’s just say that.
I probably would have chickened out had I actually FOUND a link to a photo, which on reflection, is fortunate I could not.
This sort of thing is why the expression “added insult to injury” was coined.

Do you mean deer butt taxidermy? Sweasel’s got you covered, fam.

We do have a deer problem hereabouts. Not down here, but not far away, nearer the woods. Those little muntjac skulls are terrifying.

How have I lived this long and am finding out only now that there’s
a whole movement behind taxidermized animal anus art?

(All puns intended)

“We do have a deer problem hereabouts”

North of where I grew up, there are deer – whitetails – common weight 100-200 lbs (not sterling) (male/female). In the town of Ipswich there are a lot of the little buggers, because Masswachusetts frowns upon hunting God’s little deer (and pretty much anything else because GUNZZZZZZZZZZZ!”). As a result they get to the point where they over populate and starve and they have to hire specialists to cull them. That’s a nice way of saying they bring in guys with guns and shoot them like they do during deer season here in Texas.
Starving deer, not a pretty sight. Yet it happens regularly because “awwwwww, Bambi!”.
That’s a deer problem.

Locally, it’s the damned feral hogs because everything but people are too smart to mess with them.

Since it seems you haven’t had this sort of thing since 2015 I cut and pasted it from the animal anusdermy thread.

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The image of the skulls of the animals is very impressive.