Soul patch Santa
I have a personal Christmas card made up every year. I image search a classic Coca Cola Santa and then Photoshop him into something silly. It’s great fun. As it turns out, you can ‘Shop the hell out of those images without breaking them (a lot of them are pretty anatomically wonky anyway).
So let’s do that. Here’s to shaved Santa.
Hope the old bastard brings you everything your heart desires.
Posted: December 24th, 2018 under personal.
Comments: 12
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Comment from OldFert
Time: December 24, 2018, 7:24 pm
I think Mrs Fert has commented about me being anatomically wonky. Not sure if that’s good or bad.
Nevertheless, Merry Christmas to you, Miz Stoaty and Unca Badger, and Merry Christmas also to all of my imaginary cohorts here in the comments.
Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: December 24, 2018, 8:00 pm
Happy Christmas to you all!
and no criticizing soul patches.
You kinda made him look like Santa Kangaroo!
And finally – is that a “Noelco” electric razor?
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: December 24, 2018, 8:29 pm
And I think Santa looks a little Rembrandt-ish. A different kind of Night-Watch. I like him.
Merry Christmas to Badger House, and all who dwell within, and to all of Stoaty’s amazing readers.
My parents danced to this on many a Christmas Eve. You all should dance, too. Best wishes. Deborah
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 24, 2018, 8:42 pm
Merry Christmas to all in the Badger House and to all my imaginary internet friends!
Oh, and that picture of Santa reminds me… I think I’ve seen his older brother around somewhere
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 24, 2018, 9:25 pm
Falstaff! I knew it reminded me of somebody.
Comment from Mark Matis
Time: December 24, 2018, 9:33 pm
Happy Kwanzaa to all y’all!
And a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as well, for those not quite so smitten with FBI inventions.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 24, 2018, 9:39 pm
Hey, he looks like a guy I knew down in Kentucky, Colonel Harlan Kringle.
Here’s wishing everyone a joyous and satisfying Christmas and a happy and prosperous 2019!
Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: December 24, 2018, 9:40 pm
We make beer for guys who like it
Really like it
Man it’s Falstaff
I work with South Africans who’s kids were asked to explain the meaning of Kwanza to them as ‘Africans’ when they were in middle school.
Comment from p2
Time: December 24, 2018, 10:04 pm
merry christmas to all from the frozen freakin north of north pole, alaska. busy nite here…. its the elves one nite off cuz the jolly guy is travelin & they party like its 1999… tomoro is elf clean up day. good thing you can get a handful of the passed out little sots in a wheelbarrow…..
Comment from Bob
Time: December 24, 2018, 11:23 pm
Merry Christmas!!
Comment from Surly Ermine
Time: December 25, 2018, 4:20 am
Merry Christmas to mustelids great and small!
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