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Spotted on the road

I’m torn on this one. On the one hand, you remember the name. On the other, Googling it is fraught and you’d surely lose the prude custom.

Not my pic. I saw the van twice today and didn’t have a camera ready either time. It’s from their Facebook page.

If you think it’s a Brit humor thing, there’s also one in Louisville, Kentucky.

Not to be outdone, there is Cold, Hard Nipples Air Conditioning in Nicosia, Cyprus.

Kentucky and Cyprus have more of a need for this kind of thing, obvsly.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 2, 2019, 9:44 pm

The name appeals to the crude side of my sense of humor, but I’d never use something like that for a business of mine. More up my alley is a similar company here in Sarasota County, Florida:

Honest Air Conditioning
“Licensed to Chill”

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 2, 2019, 11:36 pm

They should sponsor a soccer team:

“Stiff Nipples FC”
“We kick it, good and hard!”

Comment from BJM
Time: December 3, 2019, 12:59 am

Speaking of chilling, looks like Jimmah-the worst-President-in-my-lifetime-Carter may be headed for the reefer.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: December 3, 2019, 2:57 am

The worst President in my life time smokes the reefer.

But I won’t mind when Jimmah-the-talking-Peanut achieves room temperature.
He used to be my worst-president-in-my-lifetime President, but was outshone by a true expert in awful.

Comment from peacelovewoodstock
Time: December 3, 2019, 12:35 pm

What @DurnedYankee said.

Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: December 3, 2019, 2:15 pm

At least with Jimmah, I usually thought he meant well.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: December 3, 2019, 2:26 pm

Skeptic – on this we agree. His awful was more what came of being the wrong man for the job at what was perhaps the absolute wrong time for him.

#1? Oh, I believe he was and is an active and willing thrower of wooden shoes into the gears of America.

On the flip side, he proved that even I could be President, so there is that. He didn’t prove I’d have to be a good President however.

Comment from OldFert
Time: December 3, 2019, 7:39 pm

Skeptic — I think that rather than meaning well, Jimmy wanted to appear that he was meaning well.
He impresses me as being just another guy waaaay out of his depth. Just another post turtle.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 3, 2019, 9:33 pm

I formed the opinion that Jimmy was a nasty, spiteful piece of work. But I formed the opinion so long ago, I can’t remember what my evidence was. I had evidence, dammit!

Anyway, he’s still on my list as the number one worst. Sorry, Obummer.

Is Jimmy in the hospital or something? He’s about 300 years old.

Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: December 3, 2019, 11:29 pm

Jimmy was the micromanager of the White House tennis courts. Also, there were rumors that he pretended to be “one of us” by carrying his own luggage – but the luggage he carried was empty and just for show. Then there was the image of the religious non-drinker that he fought to maintain while he had a real problem with drinking behind closed doors. Plus the attack on the swimming rabbit? Just weird.

Yeah, I’ve read a few tell-alls.

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