I called it!
Nobody told me Ted Cruz grew a beard! I! Me! This weasel! advised him to do that way back when he was the first hat in the ring for 2016 (on account of he has a prissy little mouth).
Pic on the right is my Photoshop. I like his actual beard even better — a tidy thing with a hint of gray. Looks so much better.
I feel like freaking Grace Bedell.
A reminder: Hillary was much improved with whiskers, too.
Posted: December 11th, 2019 under politics.
Comments: 7
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Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: December 11, 2019, 9:48 pm
You made him look like Mr. Lucifer!
If you showed his full photo, he’d have pan pipes clutched in his hands. All he needs is horns and he’d be a faun!
Or maybe Fidel Castro, if you gave him a 1951 field cap.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 12, 2019, 4:14 am
Yes, the beard is very becoming on him. Next, he needs to spend some time with a voice coach.
Comment from JC
Time: December 12, 2019, 2:22 pm
Now if he were only to get a sexy eyepatch like my congressman Dan Crenshaw! Texas FTW!
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2019, 3:05 pm
I liked Cruz the best at the beginning of the 2016 cycle. But, unfortunately, he was yet another politician who thought all he had to do to be the frontrunner was slag off Trump.
And yes…a voice coach would help.
Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: December 12, 2019, 5:24 pm
So I see them already predicting “Bad Day for Boris” – but you’re not allowed to broadcast ‘results’ before the results can be counted are you.
Best of luck.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2019, 9:34 pm
Uncle B will stay up tonight for the results. I, of course, cannot vote.
Turnout was very high. As we all know, that’s usually bad for conservatives. I can’t see Labour getting a majority, though.
Comment from Oceania
Time: December 15, 2019, 9:58 am
wibble
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