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Woke-o Ono

Blatant ripoff. I saw someone post an image like this to Twitter yesterday and wished I’d thought of it. I was gonna post his image, but I looked and looked and couldn’t find it. Honest.

Anyway, neither one of us came up with Woke-o Ono. I don’t know who coined that.

As an American living in Sussex, you can imagine how delightful this episode has been for me. Common consensus: she’s a wrong’un and they should be stripped of their titles.

You and I, we don’t have to worry about such things. Good weekend, all!


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 10, 2020, 10:05 pm

Megan is clearly qualified to be a KharKrashian and now she’s dragged Harry down to it.

It was pretty obvious early on her family, perhaps not her mum, was trainwrecky trailer trash.

But, one could hope the acquaintance with royalty would rub off and lift her up you know?

Alas aside from her current title, she’s still the same old girl she used to be.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: January 11, 2020, 1:13 am

She and Harry are merely following in the footsteps of his daddy Chuckie…

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: January 11, 2020, 3:32 am

I have his brother pegged as the next monarch. I hope there wil be no more sillyness.

Comment from BJM
Time: January 11, 2020, 7:42 am

Welp, it’s been an entertaining shitshow fer sure. Ace coined NeoKardashians.

A woman from Bath who reads asparagus predicted Brexit and Megxit (She only reads English asparagus, she’ll have us know).

The Brit vlogger sleuths on Youtube are lit AF. Piers is gonna burst a blood vessel and any minute Paul Burrell will channel Diana.

This is exactly why so many of us love the Brits.

It’s kind of sad really, that greedy slag is using his mum to gaslight him. She clings and clutches at him like a spider wrapping up a fly. One doesn’t need foresight or asparagus to predict that Harry will end up dead in a pool of his own vomit.

Queen Elizabeth will carry on as she vowed to do. (skip to 5:25)

Comment from OldFert
Time: January 11, 2020, 3:33 pm

Meg must be a great cook ’cause conversation wanes, looks fade, and there ain’t enough sex in the world to put up with such shenanigans, let alone the malarkey.

So, Stoaty and Uncle B., will you be taking over as Duke and Duchess of Sussex?

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: January 11, 2020, 9:22 pm

There was a young woman from Bath…

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 13, 2020, 4:09 pm

Is it true that your little part of Merry Old has been overrun by vicious Drop Bears?

Comment from weasel again
Time: January 13, 2020, 7:36 pm

Good heavens no.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 13, 2020, 8:05 pm

Have you got anything else that lurks about and is deadly and cuddly?

And suitable for displaying to gullible Scottish people?


You’ll have to come up with something, the American Vampire is going to be spending half her year outside the UK now.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 13, 2020, 8:23 pm

But not in America, on account of Orange Man Bad.

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