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My guest for tomorrow called and cancelled. You know what that means? I DEEP CLEANED THE LOO FOR NOTHIN’.

And don’t try to fob me off with a, “oh, but isn’t it nice to have a clean bathroom?” I’m not having it. I broke a bottle of very expensive bath oil in the process and now the whole house smells of…very expensive bath oil. Which would be nice if it wasn’t overpowering.

In rebellion, I am not taking a bath tonight. I might as well stink. Nobody could tell in here.


Comment from Pupster
Time: July 15, 2020, 9:49 pm

I am always kind of relieved when visitors cancel. Do weasels even wear pants?

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: July 16, 2020, 12:22 am

So, the masks are working then?

Comment from Armybrat
Time: July 16, 2020, 12:55 am

Met a bunch of my neighbors out in the little park across from our building for a good-bye party this evening. I kept apologizing because the hubby and I spent today doing the last things before the movers come tomorrow am. I sweat like a farm animal…I blame my daddy for this. But there I was, all stinky after swearing all day. I’m betting my neighbors wished I smelled like expensive bath oil!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 16, 2020, 1:57 am

@Armybrat — Vocabulary etiquette from my grandmother (1889-1982):

Horses sweat.
Men perspire.
Ladies glow.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 16, 2020, 2:13 am

@stoaty — I was just perusing Stoaty Weasel’s huge pile of crap on Zazzle and had a thought (Look out! He’s got a thought!). I bet if you updated your Hillary 2*16 poster to 2*20, you might sell a few, maybe even one to me!

On the off chance anybody reading this hasn’t looked at our hostessess’s’s store, you really ought to take a look.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 16, 2020, 4:57 pm

Gosh, I haven’t updated that store in ages. I have several, you know, but not linked together. The one that still brings in a trickle of money is pictures of coins on keychains, etc.

Comment from BJM
Time: July 17, 2020, 8:49 pm

The only reason I have a cleaning lady is to do the bathrooms. She comes once a week for 2 hours and cleans the bathrooms, dusts, vacuums and mops. We have wood floors, other than the stairs, so it doesn’t take long, even with the dog hair dust bunnies.

I clean the kitchen coz I’m a kitchen hygiene Nazi, and change the beds as I’m afflicted with Princess & the pea syndrome and the sheets must be square & tight…bounce a quarter off them tight and don’t want the laundry all the same color Khaki or gray.

Money well spent.

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