So, you can buy magic spells on Ebay, I guess
As Uncle B pointed out, if it didn’t work, exactly how would you complain? Like, “hello, customer service. I bought a magic spell and somehow…”?
I was going to mention that this person has 100% positive feedback, but then I noticed she only had two sales.
C’mon, you know it’s a she.
I was looking for a bookbinding kit.
Posted: July 22nd, 2020 under plague.
Comments: 10
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Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 22, 2020, 8:18 pm
It’s a binding spell kit. That’s how it turned up on a search of bookbinding kit.
If you want to see for yourself, just search Ebay for ‘magic spell’ – there’s like eight pages of them and I don’t think they’re all local.
Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: July 22, 2020, 9:39 pm
Be cautious, Uncle B!
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Are there a choice of spells or are they all “Die, my Pretty, DIE!”?
Comment from Spad13
Time: July 22, 2020, 11:36 pm
I saw Goody Weasel flying on a broom with a black cat at full moon.
Obviously a witch.
Comment from Weaseltablet3
Time: July 22, 2020, 11:41 pm
I’m so sad I can’t upvote you people any more.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: July 22, 2020, 11:57 pm
Bell, BookBinder and Candle?
Perhaps you were looking for a nice Piewicket to allow you access to your pie safe without opening the whole safe?
Oh, Pyewacket.
Any actors here?
Don’t read this aloud in a crowded theater.
“MacBeth”
Oh, and for other superstitious bullshirt, YOU must wear a mask, but your 6 year old germ factory doesn’t need one because he/she/xhe can neither catch Covid, nor infect others with it.
It’s magic!
And finally – anyone working with ropes/cords, fixing machines etc should by now understand why (Irish) our ancestors believed there were tricksy spirits knotting the lines, ropes or manes or causing dropped machine parts to zero in on the one tiny hole in the bench or floor where that miniscule part you just dropped has gone.
Comment from Mitch
Time: July 23, 2020, 1:18 am
It’s only a few bucks and it might be fun for a lark at a party or something. Then again there all kinds of people Who Want To Believe. There’s Big Money in selling to those.
Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: July 23, 2020, 3:28 am
Given the way things have been going I’m expecting witch burning to make a big comeback real soon.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 23, 2020, 4:38 am
Lust meets magic meets Ebay. That’s very spooky.
In my ignorance of the effects on the fires of lust that magic might have, I’m wondering if the aim is stoking or dousing.
Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: July 23, 2020, 5:03 am
I need a powerful lust spell to get Mrs. Skridlow lusting after the rifle that I just built, otherwise there’s going to be a really ugly reckoning when the Discover Card bill gets here in a week or so . . .
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: July 23, 2020, 11:09 am
This “gift bag” part.
Is that a designer sort of thing made by sweet little stregas from some quaint village somewhere in Italy?
And can I get a Chinese knockoff lust spell kit cheaper?
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