Feels icky
Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla is finally out, and it looks gorgeous. My kind of game.
Only…I dunno. You play as a Viking invading England, and the English are the baddies? That feels all kinds of wrong.
I know what you’re thinking: it’s a game. Go nuts. Have fun. But I never could cut loose and be a merry psychopath. I was always an in-game goody two-shoes.
I mean, not counting the whole ‘slay hundreds of people’ thing.
I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. I was horrified. What would that do to ship’s discipline, for heck’s sake?
Anyway, glad I missed it. Video game sex is cringe.
Posted: November 11th, 2020 under personal.
Comments: 4
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Comment from Uncle Al
Time: November 12, 2020, 12:33 am
I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. I was horrified. What would that do to ship’s discipline, for heck’s sake?
But first, what would it do to ship’s bondage?
Comment from Mark Matis
Time: November 12, 2020, 1:13 am
But what would England be if not for William the Bastard???
Comment from Armybrat
Time: November 12, 2020, 1:54 am
“ I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. ”
I’m at a loss for words.
Comment from dissent
Time: November 12, 2020, 1:39 pm
The report that Joe Biden would rescind Trump’s order banning critical race theory training in the government was more than reason enough to hope that Joe Biden would lose.
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