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Feels icky

Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla is finally out, and it looks gorgeous. My kind of game.

Only…I dunno. You play as a Viking invading England, and the English are the baddies? That feels all kinds of wrong.

I know what you’re thinking: it’s a game. Go nuts. Have fun. But I never could cut loose and be a merry psychopath. I was always an in-game goody two-shoes.

I mean, not counting the whole ‘slay hundreds of people’ thing.

I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. I was horrified. What would that do to ship’s discipline, for heck’s sake?

Anyway, glad I missed it. Video game sex is cringe.

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Comment from Uncle Al
Time: November 12, 2020, 12:33 am

I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. I was horrified. What would that do to ship’s discipline, for heck’s sake?

But first, what would it do to ship’s bondage?


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: November 12, 2020, 1:13 am

But what would England be if not for William the Bastard???


Comment from Armybrat
Time: November 12, 2020, 1:54 am

“ I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. ”

I’m at a loss for words.


Comment from dissent
Time: November 12, 2020, 1:39 pm

The report that Joe Biden would rescind Trump’s order banning critical race theory training in the government was more than reason enough to hope that Joe Biden would lose.

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