sweasel.com

DAMN YOU for linking to boobage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye morning!!!!

i just clicked and it’s there.

what gives?

I think they’re just trying to find out if we’re paying attention.

And, I wonder what sort of porn BFF are into…you know, sperm bank procedures and all that…

You’re right, apotheosis! It’s back! I know McGoo had an email in to them, so maybe they had mercy.

Well, as long as you’re muckin’ abaht in there…

I’ve always considered myself a moron, but I’m not sure I meet the standards. I’ll leave it up to you.

(Stoopid Wal*Mart keyboard is making this harder than it should be. I like watching the grandkids, but I miss my computer. Of course, if I were doing the job properly, I wouldn’t have time for visiting Weasels on the innernuts.)

Sorry – I was out in the rain watching them pour the gravel (chat?) for my driveway. rain is ….wet. Later I’m gonna catch my death of pizza.

Yes – A&A was revived. The dude over at WP (Automattic) said it was a mistake caused by their auto-linkage detector. Seems it did not like “sexykittenporn.com” in one of my posts.

Thanks for the dedicated post, Weasel!!! I’m honored!

Where in the fiddly-fuck did they get weasel sperm – and, er, how?

No – I do not want to know.

{Whoa – I expected akismet to belch on that link too. Humph?}

Yesterday everyone said patterico’s place was down and I clicked and went right to that without a problem, too.

…i think i have powers. :O

Oh and Lemur King, you are a baaaad bad man for posting those FarCry2 screens. Because now I want that, and I don’t have time to want that.

After your kind words regarding my little blatherings the other day, I went and changed my URL. So, just in case you missed it: http://libertygirl.org

YES IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME TO BE LINKED BY TEH STOAT, STFU.

I can’t go to Little Miss Attilla’s site anymore, I mean it’s still there…but the eyes in the masthead art, they keep following me.

Seeking voting advice from weasels? Hell, half the blighted country’s all excited about actually electing one.

Oh, and…humble apologies for the implied insult to all decent, honest mustelids.

Not to worry, Mike. Whoever you vote for, you ALWAYS get a weasel. Hooray for Democracy!

Well, since you asked, why yes, I would love to be blogrolled by a Weasel. I’m proud to claim the title “Moron.”

http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/

And I love your watch.

Ain’t it the lamentable truth.

I read Whoever you vote for, you ALWAYS get a weasel and for just an instant I had this mental image of them handing out weasels at the voting station instead of “I Voted” stickers.

“Thank you for participating in the democratic process, here’s your mammal.”

“This is a hamster.”

“Yeah, we ran out of weasels about an hour ago.”

“DISENFRANCHISEMENT!”

LOL, apo!

I always stick that li’l “I voted” sticker on my pickup dashboard over the radio. I just imaged my difficulties in gluing a stoat on there.

I haven’t missed an election since I was 18 and I never got no DAMN STICKER.

Or a small furry mammal, neither.

🙁

Heh…headlines from that same hypothetical world:

Local ACORN Office Overrun by Millions of Weasels
“It’s a mystery,” says Obama spokesperson

One of those “I Voted” stickers landed on the pavement in the employee parking lot after the primaries. I walked past it every day, watching it slowly fade away.

I’m pretty sure that’s a metaphor for something, but fuck it.

“The sticker of voting has to be refreshed from time to time with the ink of printers”?

“I regret that I have but one “I voted” sticker to hurl to the ground.”

“Watch not what your sicker can do on the dashboard – watch what it’ll do on the ground!”

Oh, man, did you see this found footage of London, 1904? Man, I want to see the whole thing!

This goes right up there with that street car ride down Market Street in San Francisco before the earthquake. Prelinger archive is totally constipated today, so I can’t find it, but it’s…spooky.

If god didn’t want us to freeze ferret sperm, he’d never have allowed the inventors Edgar Frigidaire and Gustaf Kitchenmaid survive to puberty.

I’d like a bowler hat and great big muttonchop sideburns. I’m thinking they’ll be fashionable again in the near future and I do love being ahead of the curve.

Yep, I’d like great big muttonchops like that, too. I’m really looking forward to menopause.

The great thing about muttonchops is you can smoke a big fat meerschaum pipe and say “harrumph” a lot, and people are totally okay with it.

apo – I wear a full beard and used to smoke, and believe me, its one of life’s real pleasures to harrumph! importantly in social situations. I certainly wouldn’t trade it for a “I voted” sticker.

Now I don’t smoke, so I have simply mastered looking glinty-eyed fearsome like Major ___ de Coverly. I can make a 4-year old kid crap his drawers at 50 yards with a single glance.

Awww…I’m really liking that ferret puppy.

Seems it did not like “sexykittenporn.com” in one of my posts.

And apparently the dudes who unclogged you, did.

I’d like to refine that steely look.

I’d have to stop shaving my head, maybe just go with that fringe of hair around the sides look. I’m figuring a full beard, muttonchops and pipe. Perhaps take a name like Lord Throckmorton Basingbottom III.

Cane or riding crop? I’m thinking cane. Mahogany. Just the thing for giving rapscallions a good thrashing.

Love the idea of passing out weasels for voting. Made me LOL for real. 🙂

Posting from the DSB’s abode…

Ever see this, McGoo?

http://www.livenudecats.com/

I smoke a pipe and cigars, cut my [remaining] hair within an inch of its miserable life, and have a face that scowls in natural repose.

Every DMV photo ever taken of me looks like I might be wearing a butcher’s leather apron, and some have sworn out affidavits that my driver’s license evokes the guttural rumbling sound of an unchoked chainsaw.

I’ll spot you that 50 yards, Steam. And 100 more.

Holy SHIT this is well done. Oh, man. Almost completely seamless.

We live in marvelous days, my friends.

Oh, hang on, there’s an embed option:

Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off – Watch more free videos

Jill – I was literally guffawing!, not just sayin’ “LOL”.

“Perhaps take a name like Lord Throckmorton Basingbottom III.”

Badger’s full (given) (by me) (presumptuously) name is:

Lord Groinmaster Dique De Bologna Grande Badgerbugger VIII, Last Duke of Stoatfinger (by marriage), Secret Bearer of the Ermine Seal of Royals, KRS, MP- House of Lords, FRS, MRS, PhD, member in good standing – Royal Puttiers & Glasiers Local 1408, and all-around Nice Guy

Shame on you, Jill.

Posting kitty porn. 🙁

Stoaty – that’s what I was talkin’ ’bout the other day! You’re name should be on that. That’s the kind of stuff you can create when you get to the Badger Estate!

Sufferin’ succotash, I’ve been thoroughly out-named. I was working on something like “Exchequer of Chutney-on-the-Marmalade” but I see I’m gonna have to step up my game a bit.

It’s those stogies, jw. They extend the range of a well-aimed fearsome face 50-60%. Further if you’re upwind.

Somebody put a lot of hard work into that one, McGoo. The hardest part would be finding headshots from file footage that are a good match to your dancers. And, of course, they had to find and film the dancers.

There were a few nits I could pick. The Obama was strongest — really eerily good — and the Palin was weakest. McCain’s head position got away from him a couple of times. But I’ve watched that through five times and it really was excellent work.

Thats excellent, apo! I have always loved the word chutney. I don’t know why.

Stoaty – You are the expert; I wouldn’t know what it takes. But I know for fact that you routinely drive three monitors so it will be a piece of cake for you – I just know it.

Strongest to weakest? I think the creative designer of the thing got tired towards the end.

There were a few nits I could pick. The Obama was strongest — really eerily good — and the Palin was weakest.

Some of the mouth movements had a distinctly “Clutch Cargo” look to them, too. Which is always good for a nightmare.

But I forwarded it to my sister the dance teacher anyway, because that whole vid is a 24-piece bucket of extra crispy awesome.

True, Steam… I had not accounted for the stogification effect in my calculations. I adjust my spotting to 50 yards, and 47.3 more.

Weez: that video is superb. I agree with apo: a 24-piece bucket of extra crispy awesome, with slaw and corn-on-the-cob-on-a-stick.

I loved Jill’s “Live Nude Cats” so much that I had to link this.

Can’t see the dancing candidates, tho. 🙁 Blasted innernet nanny ….

SHOCK: McCAIN VOLUNTEER ATTACKED AND MUTILATED IN PITTSBURGH

I hate this election cycle so much.

Apo – this election cycle is so unbelievable, I don’t know how to describe it.

The rabid Left is so out there – so psychotic – that it seems they have just tossed away any semblance of rationality, if they ever had any.

I mean they’re spouting stuff like “truth and facts are a fallacy” and “lying is ok because it fits a larger narrative”, and ” *pick a word – any word* is just an old codeword for racist”, etc, etc.

The MSM is totally ignoring massive instances of factual violations of criminal law by a presidential candidate without batting an eyelash, flat-out lying in print and in the broadcast media, and make no bones about being “part of the process” now.

I have never – never! – seen anything like this since I studied the early Nazi behavior in Germany.

It isn’t just the “big lie” now – it’s the hyper-lie. The Uber-lie.

And on top of it all, I’m gonna vote for a guy I normally wouldn’t give the time of day, would cross the street to avoid, and in whose statements and policies I have no faith.

This … sucks.

What really sucks is that on one hand, you can stand back and look at what you perceive as “the big picture” and come to realize how carefully the groundwork for all this has been laid, for how long, and marvel at the sheer audacity of it at the same time you’re wondering how to combat such Machiavellian bullshit.

On the other hand, you still wonder if doing so puts you in the same basket as the conspiracy theorist nutjobs, and whether you’re reading too much into it.

On one hand…sooooo many coincidences. So many pieces fit so perfectly, if you turn them just so.

On the other hand…well, yeah, but the wackos said the same thing about 9/11 and I dunno about you, but I took great delight in seeing their little theories demolished.

On the gripping hand…we are SO screwed.

Many otherwise politically indifferent people are beginning to be affected by the nutroots.

The Kossacks issued an APB on the Latter-day Saints in California – search them, harrass them, dig up dirt on them – for supporting Proposition 8.

We are not amused.

What Steam said. Exactly.

“on the gripping hand”

Sweet motie reference there Apotheosis. 🙂

HOLY CRAP!! I actually posted this from work and no spam bucket!! I’m FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

“…you still wonder if doing so puts you in the same basket as the conspiracy theorist nutjobs,…”

Exactly. The Leftards have claimed that W stole the election (arguably, two elections). He didn’t. But it truly seems that they are systematically – with the cooperation of the entire MSM – doing so now.

Then I get the feeling that the Obama polls are ALL stretched and he isn’t going to win at all. And they (notice the “they”?) know it and are desperately pulling out the stops (especially the integrity/moral/ethical/professional/legal ones) to get him elected by subterfuge and by causing the (R)s to give up and not vote. or whatever.

I am really not liking this right now. The only bright side is that if the Dems get what they want, they’ll richly deserve the inevitable result.

I’m gonna go eat Chinese with my aunt now and cry in my imaginary beer.

Hi, Enas!

Yeah – I caught that Niven/Pournelle ref too. Apt!

I’m reading Niven/Lerner’s new one – “Juggler of Worlds” – now.

That was pretty impressive, Weas. The Sarah Palin body double didn’t have her figure, though. Also, it would have been better if the McCain guy had tried to actually move like McCain – I really don’t think he could manage that bit on the ground with the elbows…

I think the polls are all cooked and Obama is going to lose. Unless the voter fraud is significant enough. Why the hell is voter fraud a partisan issue?!?

What Mrs. Peel said. Polls are cooked.

Polls are cooked

Today on Rachel Ray we find out some new ways you can cook your polls! First you add some Eee Vee Oh Oh to the skillet…

First you add some Eee Vee Oh Oh to the skillet…

Extra Violent Obama Orwellianism?

I’ve found lightly braising polls in butter and minced chives superior to simply cooking or pan-frying them.

And like liver, they taste delightful when served with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Yeah, I trying to not fall into the hyperventilating side of the universe simply because it is how the left has worked for the last 8 years. My husband is one of those skeptic people so he is annoyingly logical about it all. When I bring up all this stuff and say that it is worrying me extremely, he does his best to tell me how it is all logically impossible for it to be that bad.

I really don’t want to be the nutroots. I know they all feel/felt that they are/were just as right and just as justified as I feel I would be at this point saying things like “socialism is coming, election is being stolen, etc.” But damn…if I ignore a preponderance of evidence, then I’m still like the nutroots. Sigh. I want this all to be over.

In the words of the great philosopher: “Oh fuck it! Who wants pie?!”

Coming from a country that has already been fucked over by the Left and the MSM, I hesitate to say anything at all.

Except that McGoo got to 100% right earlier.

Welcome to the Nu World, comrades.

Nicole! Nicole has a URL associated with her name! (I try to notice these things, honest).

Nice looking site, Nicole. And…one, two…three posts! Want link? They’re on special today!

(Some people actually don’t want link. You have to ask).

Aww, Badger! You’re nice!

It’s ’cause I named you member in good standing – Royal Puttiers & Glasiers Local 1408, isn’t it?

Oh, good lord. I’d love a link, sure. Put the pressure on me to actually write. 😛

Okey doke. I put you in the moronosphere, because you had an Ace link. Let me know if that’s not accurate (I think of the moronosphere as people who read Ace for a while and suddenly thought to themselves, “damn it! *I* could do that!).

McGoo, Badger is just all smug because he talked to the vicar this morning and he didn’t get hit by lightening. Me, I advise him to hire a boy to pick up his mail in the morning. I gather boys’re going cheap lately…

Why in Circe’s name would Badger talk to a *shudder* shaman?
Oh. Oh! That’s right…you’re getting hitched. Sorry.

*And that’s lightning, Weaz! Gently am I avenged for all those corrections you were throwing at me a week ago over at my place.

…And – yes – boys are going cheap in the present market. Why, I just got three of ’em to moon WordPress this morning for a mere pittance.

Nicole – I’d offer to blogroll you too, but I’m a reformed porn purveyor. No, no, don’t thank me. You’re welcome.

I don’t know if I am in the actual Moronosphere or not. I read Ace, but I’m not in the ecosystem or on mu.nu or anything. Thanks for the link. 🙂

McGoo, you and I are actually in the same state, which gives me pause from time to time… And I read your site *for* the smut, it was the highlight of blog sharing time in my house. 😛 I knew the link to the initial image was safe, at the very least. 🙂

I just wrote you a reasoned response, McGoo, as befits your well-justified puzzlement – explaining how, on the whole, I’d far rather have opted for the blessing of Circe….

And then those useless shits at Firefox and Google managed, between them, to destroy my comment.

Anyway. The fact is, in this benighted realm, you either Do That Legal Thing in a church or, where we are, take your pick from the town hall or one of the two local hotels that are licensed places of execution.

Cue her Ladyship’s hilarity at why I hate the thought of the town hall.

As for the hotels (actually, as for the town hall, too) the nearest town to Badger House is graced, every Saturday, by throngs of raddled young women in badly-fitting frocks and impossible shoes, escorted by rat-faced young men who, the last time they wore a suit, were addressed as ‘the accused’.

For some reason, they seem to think ‘it’ll be a larf’ to ‘get hitched’ in an old town.

Call me an old snob, call me pretentious, but if Circe isn’t in business locally, I want the solemnisation of the mustelid union to be a little more dignified, a lot more more private and more… rooted in the earth, than that.

Having said which… if baby Jesus starts to raise his ugly head, said vicar and I might yet end-up rolling around the floor, with me finally losing my ability to remain silent about identikit Middle Eastern death cults, sky fairies, oh… you get the idea, I’m sure.

So far, so good. We’ll see how we get on when badger and vicar meet again, face-to-face for round two, next week.

For ringside (!) seats dial 1800…..

No ‘dancing’ – guaranteed.

Whoa. Badger – I am really sympathetic. But I am learning about “limited options” in tiny towns myself. Living out in the countryside is really great – except its so damned far from conveniences.

Thanks for cluing me in on the strange and exotic customs of the Empire, or the marriage laws parts of it, anyway. I … well … I didn’t have a clue. Yes. It’s a gift I have.

But I’m relieved. For a split instant I feared you went to him for, er, um, …. y’know….sp…spi…spiritu…that comfort thing they do … or sumpin.

The way I figure it, you must truly think the world of our li’l home-grown mustalid to go through this.

Says something about our host it does. But I believe someone else here mentioned that very thing the other day.

It’s true, McGoo.. Circe bless her vicious little fangs 😉

Oh, it’s obvious you two are crazy about each other.

Very heartening for those of us who wonder whether love exists.

And even for those of us who know it exists, it’s still just cool to see two people so completely retarded over each other*.

*That’s my little sister’s phrase, and I’m assured it has only positive connotations in this usage.

Well, I self-identify as being in the moronosphere, although I doubt I have even one regular reader, but what the hell, you gotta start somewhere, and I’m a link whore anyhows…

http://gregorys-rantsite.blogspot.com

FWIW, I’m not very funny, and I don’t think I cuss all that well either.

Heh heh. A very inauspicious beginning, Gregory — I just had to fish you out of the lint trap.

I’ll get you on the roll when I get home. You’ll see. We’ll have you up to two readers in no time.

Sadly for you, one of them will be me.

I’ll read ‘im too, Stoaty. We Morons have to stick together. So that makes five, Greggie.

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