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Luciaaaaa, I’ll never stop saying Lucia

Sung to the tune of “Maria” naturally.

Lucia was a shy bird when she was little, but all that changed when she hit puberty. And how. She grew into a regal and imperious bird.

I watched Uncle B try to shoo her off the pea patch once. She reared up and looked down her beak at him as if to say, “young man, do you know I who am?

All the mille fleurs I’ve have been blowsy and bossy. If I had to stick to one type of chicken, it would be a mille fleur pekin bantam.

Funny, I have very few decent pictures of her. She’s always out of focus or behind another bird or walking away from the camera. I think she was too awesome to capture on film.

By the way, they remake of West Side Story was released and I heard it was surprisingly good. I heard that from some randoes on Twitter, though.

I’m assuming the plural of “rando” is “randoes”.


Comment from Cantharkmycry
Time: December 22, 2021, 11:35 pm

FWIMBW, I really liked the WSS remake. As did my friend the opera singer. They did some interesting things, but without turning it into a whole new thing…

Comment from blake
Time: December 23, 2021, 3:18 am

“Rando” => “Randoes”

unless they’re male, then they’re “Ranbucks”.

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: December 23, 2021, 12:04 pm

Re: Westside Story, I heard you have to speak Spanish for the Puerto Rican parts because they didn’t include subtitles owing to that being some form of colonization or cultural appropriation or some other childish rubbish.

I’m truly a rando though and I heard that from other randoes and I get so disgusted I can’t be bothered to check it out myself anymore because they broke my givadamn.

If you want gritty western drama to go with your latest game you can try watching Yellowstone 1883, though a rando claimed it was bad because it glorifies the traditional family values of rape, murder, and just general lawlessness of the old American West without saying a single nice thing in the first 2 episodes about Native New World continent occupants (we shouldn’t call them Native Americans, because “America” was a name given to the new world by oppressive soul stealing evil pillaging colonizers who destroyed, for example, the Aztec Garden of Eden).

Look! I’m learning to get in sync with adult concepts as viewed through the intellectual and emotional binoculars of people under the age of 10!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 23, 2021, 9:25 pm

I had forgotten that! I read they left the Spanish scenes in Spanish without subtitles because white supremacy or something.

Still, I gather the music is good.

Comment from BJM
Time: December 24, 2021, 3:09 am

Au reservoir!

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