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Ted Kaczynski

Harvard Educated Unibomber

Also known as the one who made the FBI look like fools for Years. Nothings changed in that regard. They would rather spend their time looking for those who stormed the capitol than put the Militants in jail who burned down the cities.

Queen Elizabeth

Jimmy Carter

Harry “I’m a race baiting asshat, just another week older” Belafonte. Alone, sober, and via an outhouse fire would be a fitting demise.

Woohoo! I made it! First pick sticks!

(Who’s Ted?)

Anon! Reveal yourself!

Phil Collins

@RUSHBABE

Fat Finger entry. Ted the unibomber.

Ghislaine Maxwell

She knows too many Epstein pals by name. Shelf life of a bunch of bananas.

Betty White

Alan Greenspan, Andrea Mitchell’s social and sexual conquest…

… also, former Chair of the Federal Reserve, in case anybody forgot who the doofus is.

There are so many fat vaxxed assholes with cardiac arrests and/or strokes in their near future, I don’t know how to choose! So I’ll chicken out and go with the same pick from the last two DPs: Jorge “Pope Francis” Bergoglio, the Argentine anti-Christ.

Armybrat wins again!!!

Wow TMZ reporting Betty white Has died.

Hang on. TMZ reports she passed away at 9:30 this morning, but not where. Assuming it was in the U.S., that means she passed no later than 12:30 p.m. Eastern. Armybrat’s post is 6:12 Weasel time, or 1:12 Eastern.

I could be wrong. But this may be a violation of Rule 0.

(Sorry, Armybrat. Nothing personal. Let’s Go Jorge!)

Holy cats that was fast.

Too fast?

I remembered the dead pool when I saw Betty White was dead -if this is still an active dead pool, I pick Fauci. Preferably, via his own creation.

Congratulations Armybrat. I think this one will hold since S. Weasel has spoken. Maybe Rule O needs to be renamed Armybrats rule if indeed they have tried to sneak one past us. She may have died at 9:30 PT but it does not seem that was reported until after the DP started.

RushBabe: See you next Friday. Who will be the first post and whom shall they pick.

Um… be extra specially nice to Armybrat, everyone.

And Happy New Year, fellow minions.

henery kissinger

Well, when the smoke clears and there’s an official time of death for dear Betty, I’ll go with Melvin James Kaminsky, AKA Mel Brooks just in case.

Well, it hit Twitter at 7:20 and I posted it at 7:22. I think if she died and no-one knew it, it stands.

Agreed?

You’re the boss. If it’s OK by you, it’s fine by me. Congrats, Armybrat!

Is this a new record?

Murder most foul!!!!
Drats. We gotta wait another week? Our best picks are dropping like flies lately.

Yay! Armybrat does it again! Congratulations, although I think we’re all a bit sad at the loss of Betty White. Wow, talk about a cultural icon!

I am completely innocent of any shenanigans here. I was sitting on the beach in Bradenton with friends when I remembered to check if the pool was open. I was stoked I was early enough to grab Betty as my first pick (unibomber Ted) was pulled in the first min. I am now sitting at a tiki bar on the river when someone mentioned Betty had passed. Bringing in the new year right!

I don’t mean to be a ‘nudge but…https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/31/betty-white-dead-dies-golden-girls/

“RIP, SUE ANN: Betty White, Dead at 99. “A source close to Betty tells TMZ … she didn’t have any sudden illness, nor was she battling any particular ailment. We’re told she’s believed to have died from natural causes. Beloved actress, comedian and American icon Betty White has died, just weeks before a milestone birthday … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Betty passed away at her home just before 9:30 AM Friday.”

She passed in Pacific time which would be just before 5:30pm WBT. ArmyBrat’s time stamp is 6:12pm WBT or 42 minutes after the stated time of expiration.

Far be it from me to deny anyone a well deserved dick (and a noble back-to-back one at that) If the Cat lady declares a righteous win I will abide by the jury’s verdict….

@thefritz — I haven’t the slightest smidgen of an iota of an inkling of doubt that Armybrat’s account of her pick is 100% on the up-and-up. Even if technically a Rule 0 violation, my jury vote is that she should get The Dick anyway.

Not that this is a decision for any kind of jury. Stoaty’s the boss!

Steve may be gnashing his teeth, but Her Stoatliness has spoken. Sincerest congratulations, Armybrat!

Just remember, an extra-quick Deadpool means a longer time experiencing Deadpool Limbo. All the staff at The Estate are wringing their hands and shuffling their feet.

Fritz, you still haven’t used your Guest Pass for a VIP event. Methinks you are doubting the sincerity of my Guarantees of Hospitality. Or perhaps you haven’t found a “+1” that you trust enough to bring. The Estate extends your invitation for 2022.

Happy New Year to you all! Now, where is my small-batch rye…

I coulda been a contenda! Betty White was, rats, not mine.
this is what happens when Legos won’t change their age range.

Meanwhile back at the ranch:
Hey AB! Point that dreaded Fickle Finger of Fate at someone we really desperately NEED gone will ya?

All Hail Armybrat! I am convinced she is not the shenanigans type. Maybe a hit you with her cocktail glass type, but no sneaky stuff.

I will miss Betty White though..

She really wanted to miss that party?

heh heh heh.

That’ll teach Ripley to poach my Phil Collins pick.

Hey Armybrat, can I send you a few bucks to buy me some Powerball tickets?

Lester, I’m saving my guest pass for the very extra special soiree you are sure to throw when Joey Two Scoops is replaced with a properly elected Patriot. Meanwhile I’m content to lounge by the pool here in sunny DeSantis country, without a mask or a mandate in sight. Happy New Year to all. And just to be clear, I was in no way insinuating Armybrat was nefarious in her pick. I was merely looking at the timing technicality…..’till next Friday!

Armybrat’s back-to-back wins gives me hope. I woudda won twice but dithered and changed picks. Never dither.

Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2022 is the year we take control back
from the commies, wokesters, and arseholes.

Well, way too late for the deadpool party (or is it the dead poolparty?).
So I’ll just wish everyone a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year all! I’m just putting it out there that I’m looking to do our great nation a solid and plan on choosing Nancy Pelosi in the next round…or Chuck the schmuck Schumer. May I be as successful in the next round as I have been in the last two!

I declare today to be Friday!

Because the remainder of this week won’t be any better than today.

There’s no need to vote on anything anymore, we just declare things to be, and they therefore, are.
Moreover, the Dominion voting machine agreed, after the pipes at my neighbor’s house froze due to the cold here in North Texas, that today WAS in fact Friday again.

So, fire up the Deadpool!

Army brat has a list,
she’s won the dick twice
picking the folks
who are going on ice

Let’s just have the Deadpool
To-day!

(Last week was the longest week I can remember since the first day of summer 50+ years ago and I can’t wait till Friday again this week because it will take a month for it to get here if last week was any indication)

I think army brat isa thinly veiled pretender. Think she is The Diskworld Death holding a Kitten.

Betty White, rehearsing, 1954

https://www.shorpy.com/node/26415?size=_original#caption

one less choice for tomorrow….

https://www.indiewire.com/2022/01/peter-bogdanovich-dead-1234689025/

Well, it’s only a paper moon sailing over a cardboard sea.

He was surely a dark horse where the Weasel Dead Pool is concerned.

Sidney Poitier under the wire!