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This is the top story on my local news site tonight

It’s nice to live in a place where the local news is this boring. Dull privilege.

Reminder: Sunday is the 1st of May and May is the Month of Birthday. Stand by to see my sly scheme to avoid putting any effort in for a while.

Good weekend, everyone!

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Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 29, 2022, 6:18 pm

I don’t actually have a sly scheme yet. I’m finking.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: April 29, 2022, 6:59 pm

Yay May! Birthdays: Mr. & Mrs. Uncle Al, plus my sister.

We all give lip service to not wanting to do anything special and then we do something special, usually something to do with fine eating. Yay May!


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: April 30, 2022, 12:02 am

Doesn’t your local news cover Johnny Dipp and Amber Absurd battling it out in court, again, as if we all care?


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: April 30, 2022, 12:12 am

Oh, sorry, best birthday wishes are in order!


Comment from OldFert
Time: April 30, 2022, 2:59 am

Early Happy Birth Month!


Comment from Mitch
Time: April 30, 2022, 3:32 am

No fields of flowers in Las Vegas, alas. But I won’t be here much longer – moving to the east coast to become a Florida Man.

Did well on wordle today, absolutely nailed it yesterday and got a twofer.

Wordle 314 3/6

🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: April 30, 2022, 11:04 pm

Sometimes it is better to be lucky than it is to be good…

Wordle 315 4/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: April 30, 2022, 11:54 pm

Lucky better than good?

Is that “Good girls go to heaven, lucky girls go to Paris?”


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: May 1, 2022, 1:46 pm

Happy Birthday Month of May!


Comment from BJM
Time: May 1, 2022, 2:52 pm

Kickin’ off yer birthday month on Happy Commie Day


Comment from BJM
Time: May 1, 2022, 3:07 pm

Well sheeett…once more into the Birthday Month breach.


Comment from BJM
Time: May 1, 2022, 3:56 pm

I don’t actually have a sly scheme yet. I’m finking.

HooBoy!…buckle up…it’s gonna be a bumpy May!


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: May 1, 2022, 10:54 pm

Remind me again, which British city is it where they say things like “fink” for think and “fing” for thing.
Birmingham?

Worked with a wonderful chap centuries ago who explained that to me over Bass ales one evening in a, as he saw it, half decent little pub in Waltham Mass. Having never been in a real English pub I had to take his word for it.


Comment from Ripley
Time: May 3, 2022, 11:27 pm

Hmm, that a CCTV is covering minor infractions is still too Orwellian for me…


Comment from platypuss
Time: May 7, 2022, 3:37 pm

Happy Birthday Month!

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