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Get it together, Germany!

More Adventures at Ebay. I don’t know how this…object showed up in my search stream, but it’s a latex fetish mask of some kind. It’s already sold, but listing is still up, if for some perverted reason you wanted to see it in color.

It’s from Germany. They’re always from Germany. Germans are the world’s highest per capita consumers of sex toys (I read that in a true crime book once).

I meant to link to some of the scarier and sillier examples, but honestly…it’s just gross. I couldn’t do that to you on a Friday night before the week before Christmas.

Hit the link and check out the ‘similar sponsored items’ if you gotta know.

Good weekend, everyone!




Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 16, 2022, 7:51 pm

Sex toys, fetishes… I know such things exist. There are photos, after all. But never have I felt any attraction to anything other than my favorites: our own anatomical features, expecially fingers.

Stop me if you’re heard this one: Using feathers is kinky, but using the whole chicken is perverted.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 16, 2022, 10:23 pm

I was searching for socks.

Comment from Ben
Time: December 16, 2022, 10:58 pm

“socks”, rhymes with…

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: December 17, 2022, 12:17 am

And 10 points for Ben!

Is this like the European chef shouting at the kitchen staff…

“No no you incompetent idiots! I said I wanted you to make a SHEET cake!”

Comment from technochitlin
Time: December 17, 2022, 2:34 pm

Sax toy? You mean like Billy Clinton?

(btw that thing is real nightmare fuel.)

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: December 17, 2022, 9:37 pm

Isn’t that one of the costumes out of one of those 50’s atomic apocalypse movies?

Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: December 18, 2022, 6:37 am

I don’t even want to think about the stink emanating from that mask.

Ugh. Okay, I just thought about it. I’m going to go now.

Comment from dissent555
Time: December 19, 2022, 7:09 pm

Heck, forget this stuff. We’re expected to be covered in perhaps 9 inches (over 22 cm) of snow with single digit (Fahrenheit) temperatures by Friday.


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