It’s been a day, hasn’t it?
Man, can you imagine the world of shit that poor Pfizer ex-exec is in today? For posterity.
Posted: January 26th, 2023 under photoshop.
Comments: 13
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Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 26, 2023, 7:22 pm
Hahaha…I say ‘for posterity’ and then link to a Tweet of a YouTube from Project Veritas…like those things aren’t as ecologically fragile as crested newts.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: January 26, 2023, 8:20 pm
No no no! it was just a giant complete total cosmic coincidence that we were researching the virus and it jumped the species boundary at the same time in the Wuhan market where the virus was being researched and weaponized!
Plus the Virus mutated out from under our awesome vaccine!
They do that! That’s why every year we roll out new flu vaccines, because we’re experts! We know viruses do this!
And that’s why we insisted everyone get the vaccine months and months (and months, and months, to present) after the virus mutated out from under our protective shield!
Because…uh….
Because…(checks certified alphabet agency excuse manual for why allegedly known maniac was allowed to kill a dozen people)…we had the virus on our radar and the nameless college summer interns in Cincinnati lost, something or other and…(chuckles…but not the lab samples they sent us from Wuhan. Uh….no, no, uh, from wild bats that we caught! Yeah, that’s it.)
?
No?
Antivaxxer! Unclean! Unclean!
Uh, because…(slams hand on table top)
Dammit! We spent a lot of money weaponizing that virus! And dammit we have lots and lots of things we want to use mRNA techniques on and this provided the perfect opportunity to force you peons to become our test base!
Plus, the control we had over EVERYTHING…oh….gives me tingles and shivers just thinking about it…(shudders in a disgusting way)
and the MONEY..M.O.N.E.Y!
YOU WILL TRUST US!
Get back in your huts peasants!
Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: January 26, 2023, 8:21 pm
I am a cynical type. Dealing with felons for most of my working life will do that to you. Add to that, dealing with government administrators, bureaucrats, staff weenies, and lawyers and judges in various ranks and configurations; and it is amazing that I have any trust in anybody.
For just shy of a couple of weeks, I have been offline because of a hard drive crash. Came back up day before yesterday and most of my time since was spent making sure things worked and I had access to the many news sites I monitor, foreign and domestic. And seeing what was in the news I missed during that down time. I saw one (1) posting other than yours about that Pfizer lop-earred dud and their germ warfare conspiracy against Americans. That is all, and nothing in mainstream media.
Given that American news media is totally under the control of the Left; I have to conclude that either by ideology/deliberate action or by payoff that Pfizer has cleared it with those in power in the Left. Which given the nature of the last couple of years points to certain implications that bear on the future too.
No, I am not a nice person.
Subotai Bahadur
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: January 26, 2023, 8:25 pm
Counting down 5..4..3..2..1
before the State of California issues an injunction against Project Veritas and an arrest warrant for anyone involved in filming this clown even if it wasn’t done in the State of California.
And 10 seconds later, same from the 2nd District in New York.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: January 26, 2023, 9:54 pm
NOT ONLY am I Pureblood but I also have the best Covid vaccine known to man or beast… that’s right! Antibodies derived from a mild bout of the illness cured by 12 mg tablets X 3 of ivermectin in the Zelenko Protocol.
Ivermectin = “Suck it Pfizer!”
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 26, 2023, 11:00 pm
This is making the rounds now:
“They knew: why didn’t the unvaccinated do more to warn us?”
https://iqfy.com/unvaccinated-silence/
…it’s hard to tell if it’s satire or not.
Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: January 27, 2023, 12:26 am
Just an update Sweas. You were right about that world of fecal matter:
Jordan Trishton Walker, who serves as director of Worldwide R&D Strategic Operations and mRNA Scientific Planning for Pfizer was the one who was recorded saying they were deliberately mutating the virus so that they could keep selling vaccines. It may or may not be coincidental, but today I saw where the US government is making noise about making COVID vaccines annual and mandatory. [something, something . . all corners something]. Apparently he was interviewed today by James O’Keefe who is a well known conservative journalist, and literally physically assaulted him and other reporters when confronted confronted about his statements.
Within, there is video of it. Interestingly enough, Walker is claiming that the statements were just lies he told the reporter he told on a date to try to impress her.
Don’t you just absolutely trust those in power?
Subotai Bahadur
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: January 27, 2023, 1:02 am
Mandatory eh?
Heh.
Come, and give us the injection.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: January 27, 2023, 1:15 am
But wait! There’s more
Comment from Mitch
Time: January 27, 2023, 3:46 am
Also the Chicken Egg Thing is definitely true, They are screwing with the feed: https://twitter.com/Alphafox78/status/1618805078202396673
Comment from Warren
Time: January 27, 2023, 12:56 pm
I think you- a high priestess of hens – will enjoy one of Babylon Bee’s best:
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-hen-surpasses-elon-musk-in-net-worth
Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 27, 2023, 2:06 pm
Definitely satire, Quasi – if you look at the graphic, the publication date is five months in the future. But that’s way too subtle an indicator.
I’m starting to get pretty cranky about parody on social media. It’s not outrageous enough to be obviously fake and its whole purpose seems to be baiting good people into outrage.
Comment from steve
Time: January 28, 2023, 1:03 pm
It is not “gain of function”.
It is artisanal virology.
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