Crunch
Today was about the fourth time Uncle B has opened to the backdoor to find a headless baby bunny on the doorstep. He thinks it’s a charming gesture of love from our great fat tomcat. An offering of breakfast.
Me, I think that boy just like to crunch up bunny heads.
p.s. yes, I’m crunching up the Lindt bunny head as I type.
Posted: April 17th, 2023 under personal.
Comments: 6
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Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: April 17, 2023, 7:47 pm
The sad truth is he adores The Weasel. I’m just there to open doors and food packets. The decapitated baby runny babbits may be a bribe of some kind… I haven’t worked it out yet.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: April 17, 2023, 9:46 pm
Just as long as he’s not doing it to “encourage you”.
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: April 18, 2023, 1:31 pm
I suspect most semi-rural cats would consider a bunny to be just another form of vermin. Big Tom wants you to know that he’s on the Job!
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 18, 2023, 6:18 pm
We looked it up. “Why does my cat only eat the head?” is a pretty common question to Google, as it turns out. The answer is probably “cat”.
Comment from Pupster
Time: April 18, 2023, 10:27 pm
Zombie cat.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: April 19, 2023, 11:00 pm
Our zombie cat would have been muttering ” Ears!”
Found a half dead ear-less bunny in the garage once. Didn’t even recognize it was a rabbit at first.
Gave me the sadz.
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