sweasel.com

I’ll check Mrs D’s Amazon list.
I’m sure there’s something on there YOU need.

Uncle B probably doesn’t want an expensive drone to whiz around over the pastoral countryside in England. Every year I consider asking for one, but if Santa wanted me to have one, I’d have one.

How about an M8 Greyhound scoutcar to tear up the pastoral English countryside?
http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/WW2 M8 Greyhound Armoured car for sale page.html

Eh.I bought him a drone. Was not a hit.

What’s this? No force-feedback steering wheel and pedal set for VR driving games? No paired joysticks for Elite Dangerous? No cozy camp booties for lounging about the fire? Are there no prisons? And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation? … oh wait, different speech… Still Christmassy, tho!

The missus and I stopped buying presents for each other years ago, by mutual agreement. If she wants something, she buys it. If I do, likewise. It works out well.

Everybody in my gift-eligible circle already has all their needs and wants taken care of (those needs and wants being on the modest side). We tend to give each other things to eat and drink and thereby not clutter up the house.

I recommend avoiding fruitcake. Although I do love a good fruitcake, a significant minority of people consider it inedible and suitable only as door stop or wheel chock.

How about a nice quality gardener’s knife?

https://creeperandknotweed.co.uk/product-category/garden-knives-saws/sheffield-knives/

thefritz has taken the latest Dead Pool with Henry Kissinger. Time enough for a new one on Friday, Weezie?

Henry Kissinger
How I’m missing yer
You’re the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your machiavellian schemes
All right so people say that you don’t care
But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I’m missing yer
And wishing you were here

As with The Neon Madman, Mrs Fert and I have what we want/need or get it when desired. However we still try to get each other something at Christmas.

Coffee cup and a box of chocolates it may be this year. Thanks for the idea.

FertKids, Fertkid spouses, and grandferts do alright, though.

Hank tanked

woohoo

Perhaps you could immortalize Uncle Badger’s visage on a coffee cup for Zazzle.

I’m taking my husband- SGM, retired- to the Army-Navy game this year for Christmas. It’s in Foxboro MA this year so we’re doing a two-fer…visit some old friends and tick an item off his bucket list.

Gin for everyone who drinks, and that snooty nonalcoholic stuff for everyone else?