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I have no computer and I must post

My birfday present was a nice fast SSD to put games on and which we could install ourselves in a flash!

Yeah. No. Computer’s at the shop. Might get it back tomorrow. All my stuff is on it, including the old stuff I’ve been posting. So – hello!

I did play the cat game through during the break. It was beautiful and sweet. And weird. (Fair warning, it hurts the cat a couple of times in unavoidable cut scenes).

Also, I did something I’ve never, ever done. I take a tiny sliver of pride playing games through on normal difficulty, old lady though I be. Not resorting to easy or – god forbid! – story mode. What do I look like, a games journalist?

But I gave up and downloaded a cheat trainer for this. That’s what they call them now – cheat trainers. Kitty has to run through swarms of little parasitic creatures and I got sick of hearing him get jumped, scream and die.

Insult to injury, I watched other people play through on YouTube and they had no problem zig-zagging and avoiding trouble. I suck under pressure.

Now, to top it off, I miss the little cat and feel really sad about it. Stupid monkeybrain. Nothing for it but to play through again. When I get my computer back.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: May 13, 2024, 7:58 pm

Poor kitty!…I would play easy mode just to get him to safety 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 13, 2024, 8:17 pm

There aren’t difficulty levels, which is why I had to cheat.

Spoiler! He default gets to safety. Then he just walks off. Like, come back, little kitty!

Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: May 13, 2024, 8:27 pm

I guess: “Posted by Smart Phone!”

What do I win?

Comment from Anonymous
Time: May 13, 2024, 10:47 pm

Kitty has to run through swarms of little parasitic creatures and I got sick of hearing him get jumped, scream and die.

As well you should! Who the hell makes video games with parasite-jumped screaming and dying cats? Frederick Baker III?

The worst thing that should happen to a kitty in a video game is to be owned by someone who doesn’t do knuckle rubs.

— Uncle Al (who forgot again)

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: May 13, 2024, 11:27 pm

And limits kitty snackies.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 14, 2024, 12:53 pm

There’s actually a switch in the graphics settings called “show dead cats”. NO! NONONONO! NO SHOW DEAD CATS!!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 14, 2024, 2:23 pm

An anagram of “show dead cats” is What Ass Coded?

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