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I think I did this right

Tennessee’s absentee ballot is really more of an absentee IQ test. There are 312 numbered ovals. The first 192 are on the other side covering every inch of the card. It’s a terrifying wall of ovals. Then there’s a separate booklet that tells you whose number is whose. The numbers are random. Trump’s was 7.

Or maybe everybody’s absentee ballot is like this? I dunno. I always voted in person in Rhode Island. I seem to remember it was like a picture with a name and a box next to it. Or did we have to finish an arrow? The hardest part was, my polling place was deep in the projects.

Rich Rostrom tells me Nasrallah was mossomo’s first pick, making him the winner of Dead Pool 179. He explained it to me, too, but I’m’a just take his word for it. New Dead Pool Friday.

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Comment from Pupster
Time: October 7, 2024, 7:47 pm

🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄🦡🦡🦡🦡🐍🐍

There is a 🫎 and a 🦄 but no weasel. It’s outrageous.

(ヘ・_・)ヘ┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: October 7, 2024, 8:06 pm

Pupster, the mustelids are apparently limited to badgers in MSFT World…

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

But look! There is an otter!

🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦

The otters are in a subfamily of the mustelids.


Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: October 7, 2024, 8:12 pm

Of interest:
https://petapixel.com/2024/10/07/trail-camera-captures-rarely-seen-almost-extinct-pennslvania-fisher-animal/


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: October 7, 2024, 10:42 pm

Any small children emoji for the otter emoji to chase?


Comment from Anonymous
Time: October 7, 2024, 11:28 pm

👶🧒👶🧒👶🧒👶🧒
Off you go, Mr. Otter. Can I watch? (-:

Oops edit: Uncle Al’s the culprit.

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