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“Is there any sight more heartwarming than an old lady and her coon?”

*quietly chants over and over “I will not make a Driving Miss Daisy joke. That would be wrong.”*

Hoo! I thought we’d have to go several in for a ‘coon’ joke!

She was a lovely animal, this. Somewhere around here I have a picture taken half an hour later, by my mother, of this raccoon *just* closing her teeth on my nose.

Her name was Sarah. She was cornered under the porch and killed by one of Mother’s dogs. Personally, I’d’ve shot the dog. But then, I’m not a dog person.

Anonymous? Yoik! It’s me!

Raccoons are, indeed, foul-tempered little heathens. Far crankier than anything that cute and cunning has any right or reason to be.

“Her name was Sarah, and when she smiled,
She just showed teeth for miles and miles . . .”

(Okay, that Sarah was a whale, but the bit about the teeth seemed to fit pretty well :P.)

Hands. The mask is disarming enough, but the hands just kill me. Little rodent hands (I’ve kept a couple of P. maniculati over the years) tweak that same, darned “awww” neuron.

That is a great picture. When you find the one of your nose getting chomped, you gonna post it?

I knew a guy who kept “descented” skunks. The descenting procedure never seemed to work. Raccoons can be the meanest of animals, but THIS lady takes the cake.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?The_woman_who_sleeps_with_her_anteater&in_article_id=618046&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=

Shit High, Piss Low

and

Location, location, location.

That coon would have made a fortune in real estate.

My buddy raised a raccoon from a kit. Its last act of gratitude was to bite his pinky off at the second joint and dissappear up a tree.

He said he probably wouldn’t do it again.

Why not? He’s got another pinky.

That’s a cute looking animal. I don’t think we have any of those over here. Except maybe in captivity.

That photo of the anteater drinking a beer is funny. He looks like he’s happy. Can’t paint for shit though. Stupid anteater.

“They also like to shit high. “

Interesting! A way of keeping predators off the scent, perhaps?

“That’s a cute looking animal. I don’t think we have any of those over here. Except maybe in captivity.”

Denatured skunks are apparantly big on the exotic pet trade here. Especially albinos…

I had a descented skunk for a pet once. They’re about as interesting as pillows. And they still smell.

I got a skunk, my brother got a raccoon.

Stupid parents.

Another famous anteater! Sorry for the gratuitous use of the f-word here, but then again I’ve seen it here before. This website is a must, right behind the daily weasel fix!

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/2008/12/do-you-believe-this-preemptive-little.html

OI. Here’s one fur ya, stoatie….

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html

Speaking of inherited poo. I went to a TEA party in my little bitty town today. It was fun – got my picture taken for the paper.

Tea parties, fuck you penguin and lung firs. I love you guys.

Just doing my part to keep the gradual extinction of the human race as interesting as possible.. 😉

p.s. Schroedinger says hi… er….. meow..