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Alternate title: lookit my intellectual attainments!

Alternate title: I am TOO a political pundit!

Alternate title: wait ’til my father gets home…

Uncle B doesn’t think there’s any such of a thing as a “feckless mammary.” Which only goes to show — whatever the hell it is they speak around here, it ain’t English.

Yup, back to inflatable lift preservers again….

Unfortunately she’s going great at continuing the blonde stereotype. She has no substance otherwise, so might as well show what she knows will get attention.

Stoatie… you could probably get away with calling Paris Hilton a set of Feckless Mammaries, except that she barely HAS any….

Be fair, Scoob — she could have them if she wanted them. Even after being cut from the Hilton family will, I suspect she’s pretty comfortable.

Yes luv, but then it would be Feckless PROSTETICS…..

Or maybe Glam mamms…..

Oh God, this thread just reminded me why the Navy calls Kapok life preservers “Mae Wests”……

Hm. You know, I really should have put more effort into making those bad boys press against the glass more convincingly, but I kind of threw that one together fast…

What do you get if you can get ten blondes to stand on their heads?

A really obscene mental image?

Hostage linky!!!

Alternate title: “It’s not MY fault God gave me these rockin’ funbags! Sexist!!”

…about 8 Brunettes.

/rimshot

Thanks. Remember to tip the waitress. I’ll be here all week.

Meh. Megan’s a RINO, and not nearly as hawt, or as classy, as Liz Cheney (by which I mean, as I slip into middle-age, I can imagine that being married to Liz Cheney is a lot more fun than being in a relationship with Megan McCain). Liz Cheney could, without doubt, run for Senator and win. And she’d be a nice counter, as a female Senator with an (R) after her name that actually means something, to the awful Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe (jeez, what did Maine ever do to deserve that pair?) Megan McCain is a comedy act by comparison. By the way, what’s the moneyline on those things being real? I’m betting about -$300. If I’m wrong though, then they’re spectacular, and one can can only sit back and say, “well done, love.”

You made it grainy like a homemade sex tape – brilliant!

Stoopid girl.

Grain hides bad Photoshopping 🙂

I found the perfect woman; I could not ask for more.
She’s blonde, has big boobs and her politician dad is old, deaf, and dumb.
And her mother owns a giant liquor store!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCAso76mbdI

As I ponder the antithesis of feckless, it goes down hill rapidly. If her mammaries are not feckless are they feckful? As in bursting with feck, brimming over with feck, a plethora of feck?

What? No soundtrack to that picture? To think that Sir Mix-A-Lot’s magnum opus “Put ‘Em On The Glass” is going to waste….