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Pass my goddamn bill, goddammit! -=hic=-

Heh. Right. Like I was going to ignore this article: in addition to giving up the smokes totally, Obama’s doctors also counselled “moderation of alcohol intake.” Which sent a titter through the blogosphere.

That’s actually just clumsy phrasing on the Guardian‘s part. If you read the report, it’s clear the doctors recommend continued moderation of alcohol. I don’t believe dude’s a drinker. But, hey — where would I be if I didn’t take the cheap shots?

Sometimes I feel bad about that. Particularly when I remember how fair and gracious the opposition was to George Bush.

Feel free to add to the Dead Pool thread. We don’t wrap that sucker up until somebody dies (and then we start all over again).


Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: March 1, 2010, 11:37 pm

Crippling alcoholism could only improve his presidency. But, seriously, folks: this guy is like a train wreck. Except that train wrecks only last a few seconds and only kill and maim a couple hundred people, tops.

Thanks, I’ll be here all week. You’ve been a great audience. Try the salmon.

Comment from Wiccapundit, the Red State Witch
Time: March 2, 2010, 2:41 am

If you check out this close-up photo of Dear Leader shown at The Obama File, you’ll see a large, unexplained scar on his head:


Perhaps he forgot to put on his William Holden(tm) Drinking Helmet before tipping a couple of Colt45 forty oz. tallboys when his boys stopped by the crib.

Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: March 2, 2010, 3:47 am

“Cheap shots”… nice double entendre. (intended or not)

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 2, 2010, 11:32 am

Hmmm…I don’t know. Is that a scar, or a bit of bad barbering?

Comment from Wiccapundit, the Red State Witch
Time: March 2, 2010, 5:19 pm

Perhaps the White House barber didn’t know what he meant when he said “give me a high-top fade.”

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: March 2, 2010, 8:21 pm

All I have to say about that is… Penis Trousers


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: March 2, 2010, 8:46 pm

I see a foot to amputate that could bring me a cool $30,000 to $50,000 in that photo! Yipee, that will just about cover my upcoming tax bill. Full steam ahead with those glorious health care changes. And with the upcoming electronic medical records to be mandated by Obamacare, we’ll all know just how much he really drinks. All we need is a 14 year-old computer hacker!

Comment from Buffoon
Time: March 3, 2010, 2:50 am

You never disappoint….

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