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So the whole Middle East is bursting into flame, the Mid West is exploding in union thuggery, public broadcasting is disappearing up its own asshole, they’re holding hearings on radicalized Islam on Capitol Hill…ummm…two wars, economy in meltdown, and the President of the United States is holding a two day summit on…bullies?!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Is there no-one in his entourage who gets how big the office is, and how small this makes him look? This is the kind of pointless frippery First Ladies wile away their tenure on. He looked more presidential pardoning the freaking turkey last year.

All politics aside, this is not good. These are serious times; an unserious president puts the whole West in danger.

p.s. Anybody who has a disproportionately big brother will recognize this maneuver. My big brother had almost a decade in years, a foot and a half in height and a hundred pounds in weight on me. All he had to do was lay a palm on my forehead, and no amount of thrashing was the slightest use. This was a gambit so effective, the only possible counter was to grow up and move away.


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: March 11, 2011, 12:51 am

Yeah, but if he’s that much older than you are, your revenge can come in his dottage.

And totally off topic and with no offense to my British friends, but UK SOCIAL SERVICES SUCK any disgusting orifice you might imagine. I’m not a vindictive person normally, but there are several people over there I wish many lingering maladies and heartbreaks. Bastards.

Back on topic (I’m so pissed you can’t imagine, about a lot of things today, sorry for the bile), I wonder if BO recognizes the “bully” in Wisconsin? Walker and the ‘pubs, right? Must be, because you sure aren’t hearing about the nasty stuff coming down from most media outlets.

Comment from Skandi Recluse
Time: March 11, 2011, 2:18 am

Nicely done..both graphic and text.
Two thumbs up.
Where’s your Facebook ‘like’ button? (heh)

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: March 11, 2011, 2:58 am

Ya think? And yet his enablers continue to dishonor their oath of office to “…preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution…” by continuing to prop up this illegal alien usurping the office of President of the United States…

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 11, 2011, 3:39 am

Mr. Matis: If I was Ms. Weasel, I would tell you “go away”.

Why Obama has kept his long-form birth certificate secret is unknown.

There is plenty of evidence that he was born in Hawaii (birth announcement in the local paper, for instance). And even if he was born outside the U.S., his mother was a citizen, which makes him a natural-born citizen. (If his mother had been living outside the U.S. for most of her life, that would cancel it; but there’s no evidence that she had ever left the U.S. before then, much less many years before.)

Obama is an incompetent fool. His idiotic and misinformed policies are a serious danger to the U.S. and the world. Unfortunately he is the legally elected President of the United States.

I cannot speak for Ms. Weasel. Speaking only for myself: Go away.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 11, 2011, 4:13 am

I remember my brother doing that to me on a regular basis.

It came to an end the day he realized it didn’t work anymore… Because I picked him up bodily off the ground and body-slammed him on a concrete slab…..

All that wrestling in Jr High actually paid off.. 😉

Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 11, 2011, 7:40 am

This poltroon is so colossally ineffectual that the current talking point is that it is Nicholas Sarkozy and David Cameron who are showing the genuine leadership on Libya. David Cameron? Are you freaking kidding me? I knew Obama was going to be bad. I had no idea he was going to be this bad. One of the guys over at Powerline said he is simply in love with being the President, so he doesn’t see the need to act like one. The suggestion was to just make him King, and then he can play golf all the time while you get a do-over to elect someone who’s not a vapid moron.

If a piss-ant country like Belgium has a vacancy in the high offices of State, no one really notices (or cares). The US, not so much. How feckless does Obama have to be before it starts straying into 25th Amendment territory?

Comment from Atossa
Time: March 11, 2011, 11:41 am

Evil Zionist Jew World Trollers!!!!
Tsar Vladimr Putin is Gods Anointed Autocratic Tsar!!

Obama is the AntiChrist!!!

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 11, 2011, 11:57 am

I dunno about Her Stoatliness but I’m far for convinced by Obama’s credentials and I’m damned glad he’s your problem, rather than ours.

If David bloody Cameron had ‘issues’ surrounding his ‘right’ to be in office I would feel compelled to do something campaigny about it, not accept an ‘it’s OK because I say it’s OK and you’ve no business asking questions.’

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2011, 12:10 pm

I have a feeling Atossa would be quite an amusing troll, if only I could work out what it’s saying. Care to try again?

Welllll, I’ll tell you, Rich, I’m not a birther, but I’m not offended by them and I’m far from sure they do us any harm. Long term. For a couple of reasons.

First, while it’s silly to think anything on that birth certificate is going to be a “get rid of Obama free” card, the longer the issue hangs out there, the more people say, “so why the hell won’t he release it already?” Either there’s something on there he’s embarrassed by, or he’s so freaking arrogant he doesn’t think the ordinary rules apply to him. Neither supposition does him any favors.

Secondly, social “science” has shown that the center gets dragged toward the fringes. In other words, the farther to the right the extreme right goes, it pulls the center to the right (and the same is true of the left, of course). That’s okay by me.

Or…if I had a choice between purging the fringe or the middle, I’d purge the middle in a heartbeat.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2011, 12:23 pm

And by “middle” I don’t mean the middle of the right, I mean the leftmost part of the right. The centrists and RINOs.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: March 11, 2011, 1:18 pm

SWeas, I won’t press it further since you have stated it well, but there are several misstatements in Mr. Rostrum’s post.

Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: March 11, 2011, 2:49 pm

I would never dare to extend the arm on the forehead of someone a decade younger and 100# lighter as a measure of making my peewee opponent depart in expectation of growing up, Stoatie. (throw a blanket over the head would be my tactic)
Even the sturdiest elbow bends only one way, and any pipsqueak can block that way and punch from the other side. Hard to re-grow an elbow.

On another topic, I recently watched “Gods Must be Crazy II” with the tongue-clicking Bushman N!xau. Had he a mole next to L nostril, a few flies near the face and heat-radiating jug-ears, his resemblance to Baraboon Ahmed Obabamugabe, Jr. would be even more stunning.

Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: March 11, 2011, 3:37 pm

The manchild cannot even put on his own shoooze without instructions from his Wookiewife.

He is not a great politician. He is not a statesman of any import. He is barely a decent community organizer in an apron, hanging curtains.

How he continues to be lauded and fawned upon by the dominant lib. media and the power junkies in D.C. just… fooking astounds me!

Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: March 11, 2011, 4:24 pm

Tapper: Mr. President, China has just nuked Taiwan & your own suit jacket is on fire right now, what do you have to say?

Obama: Miniature toy automobiles are a menace to feet of all Americans of color! Just today I stepped on one of Malia’s Tickle-Me Thomas the Tank Native American toys. I think it’s time we punched back twice as hard.

Comment from sydney jane
Time: March 11, 2011, 4:30 pm

Caption: Obama, looking for who’s ass to kick.

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: March 11, 2011, 5:38 pm

ahh, the wonders of a troll with a computer and a english dictionary….

Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 11, 2011, 5:57 pm

And now Japan. Maybe Sasha can be sent to coordinate US relief efforts. Make her a Tsar or Czar or however you Yanks spell ‘plenipotentiary sinecure for quasi-Marxist buddy I owe a backhander.’

As a man who would have made an incomparably better President once said, “This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”

No, he didn’t cause the earthquake. But I bet the pooch-screwing that ensues will be frenetic, sweaty, and pretty disgusting to behold.

Comment from scubafreak
Time: March 11, 2011, 6:03 pm

If that is the same Atossa that trolls the Cornfield and resides on Pravda, then I can assure you that the charm wears off very quickly. He/She is an utter loon who is about as quick witted as a three toed sloth, and really isn’t worth the effort.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2011, 7:03 pm

Aw, too bad. I don’t get many trolls, and I cherish the few I do get. On that subject, a PSA.

I accidentally watched Obama’s presser just now. Jesus, that man is a snooze to listen to. And he thinks there are people out there driving 50 miles to work in old clunkers that get 8 to 10 miles per gallon? What does he think people drive, 1961 Bel Aires?

Once again, could tell America from Cuba in a lineup.

Comment from Oldcat
Time: March 11, 2011, 7:45 pm

David, Japan is an ally. There’s no reason for Obama to help them at all, so he won’t. Luckily for them.

Comment from Noelegy
Time: March 11, 2011, 8:09 pm

Oldcat, Kobe and Wagyu beef comes from Japan. Think that will pique O’s interest?

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 11, 2011, 8:20 pm

The truth of the Obama birth certificate will be interesting to learn but irrelevant. To impeach him over the matter would tear the country apart… and make JOE BIDEN president. Better the clown you know.

Anyhow, here’s my theory on why he was elected.
1. The Republicans knew that the discontent with Bush and the economy meant this election was lost…
1a. Therefore John McCain got the nod… why waste a good candidate?
2. EVERYBODY feared Hillary. However if you are a Democrat, you have to vote for the woman candidate – UNLESS you have someone who trumps them in the Victim-hood Poker deck.
3. A Black male outpoints a female
4. Thus the Democrats didn’t have to vote for Hillary since a historic first Black Male President out scored a historic first Female President.

And now we get this !@#@$.. I literally laughed out loud yesterday when one of the local radio jocks started his show with two headline clips played back to back
“Revolution in Libya worsens – Quadaffi troops push back rebels”, followed by President Obama and Michelle hold anti-bullying rally at White House 12 Government Agency heads in attendance”.

And now, your illustration has made me guffaw again! It’s a perfect visual….
Some Vegetable looks cautiously left and then right: Did Jimmy Carter have a Black child?

Comment from DavidJ
Time: March 11, 2011, 8:38 pm

To be honest, he didn’t look that presidential pardoning the turkey either.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2011, 9:11 pm

They never do. I live for the day some president says, “this bird looks delicious! I’ll have Cook prepare it right away!”

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: March 12, 2011, 12:10 am

I’m with you Stoatie.

Thanksgiving 2013:

The new President gives thanks for the wonderful bird that will provide a bounty at the dinner table, then takes its head off cleanly with one hatchet blow, smiles warmly and says, “Happy Thanksgiving everyone!”

All on national TV.

I can dream, can’t I?

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Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 14, 2011, 10:31 pm

Some vegetable: I don’t know of a single Republican who voted for McCain because he thought any Republican would lose.

For one thing, the nomination was settled by May, and the economic crisis didn’t develop until mid-September. After the selection of Palin as running mate, and before the major fecal impact on the rotary air impeller, McCain actually led in some polls.

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Time: March 18, 2011, 1:50 pm

Weasel, I like you.

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