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Y’all may remember that May is the Month of Birthday for me. My first present was a doozy!

is that what the exit wound looked like?

Purty.

Ooooh, aaahhh!

Moar!

Oh, and happy B-day!
So, you like cadavers for presents?
Who knew?

It’s also interesting to note that this put a real damper on the lefty May Day celebrations/protests here on the left coast last night.

Yeah, it’s kind of fun watching the gears turn in lefty craniums. On the one hand, they want to crow about Obama accomplishing something that Bush couldn’t. On the other hand, Obama did it by morphing into Bush.

Happy Birthmonth!

People wanted all the talk of royal wedding to go away. What’s the buzz on your side of the ocean?

I was cackling and chortling and generally just having a whale of a time toasting the repulsive fucker’s cranial evacuation this lunchtime. Had pork sausages in beer to eat and a half gallon of the closest thing you can get in Costa Rica to IPA. Fuck you, Osama. FUCK YOU.

Plus they whacked one of his bitches and a spare rug monkey, so the bin Ladens had a bad day. Then they threw the fucker in the sea. Me, I’d have put him in a liquidiser with 2000 gallons of pig blood and then had every member of CENTCOM take a giant shit in it before tipping it down the drain, but “heave ho, over you go, fuck you very much, which one of you camel-humping retards is next?” certainly works quite well.

AW MAN!! I was ROBBED by Egyptian medicine!!!

I think people are pretty psyched, Dawn, but we haven’t actually been out today. It’s still a public holiday here.

Y’all have to watch the Taiwan news animators view of the takedown. I almost fell out of my chair laughing….

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/02/video-taiwanese-animators-imagine-bin-ladens-death/

Yeah, eventually we’ll all get around to noting that Bush & Co. collected the initial info integral to Osama’s eventual double-tap, but right now, props to Teh One for making the right decision and acting on it.

I still wouldn’t vote for you, butthead, but as the saying goes, “For the first time in my adult life I’m proud of President Obama.”

Given that Osama would have been in the World Records as the longest living dialysis patient EVER in Pakistan … it’s time for some serious questions.

And how could a bunch of Yanks lose his body to Davy Jones’s Locker in the Ocean?

Probably because, he wasn’t Osama …

I think Ace said it best:

“Osama Bin Ladin Loses Popularity and 30cc of Brain and Skull But Mostly 30cc of Brain and Skull”

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I was sort of hoping to discover that they had dunked him into the Bahía de Cochinos….as a fitting final resting place.

On the Howie Carr show, today someone called in to say “Two in the hat, burn his house and dump the body in the ocean. Did they farm this hit out to Whitey Bulger?”

Blood splattered mud walls.
It’s a good thing.

I still say nuke the whole damn place.

All i can say is, man that guy has a big beezer.

David Gillies, that almost made me spray my beer! I would have rather we shoved pork up his ass and down his throat and then shoved his ass overboard.
It is interesting to live in a blue city and watch the libtards try to spin how great Obama was to accomplish this and it wasn’t an assassination and Bush was evil. A good day and I have the next 2 off to celebrate!

It’s my berfday month too. Nice present. Thank you, George W. Bush and the Navy Seals! Oh all right, the guy with the big ears gets a pat on the back for not fucking it up.

Here, here, EZinSF!!!

What everyone else said…except oceania, who seldom says anything worth reading.

Now the really big question: who to pick for the next Dead Pool on Friday? Decisions, decisions.

Nina, I’m thinking Lord Voldamort, in the Castle, with a wand…. 😉

Well …. lets see Osama would have to have access to 2-3kW of 240V AC power, and 300 litres of ultra-pure water per day, complex counter ion exchange resins, and specialist buffers for the dialysis tubing …

The best results for dialysis are 8-10 hours per day on treatment, and given from what I have seen, and heard, Osama wasn’t in any condition to escape over mountain passes.

Whoever the Yanks have shot, it is clearly not Osama.

But, I do do have a gut feeling that Obama will be shot. In fact, I would put money on it. 🙂

In honor of the occasion, we watched Team America last night.

Dang, I love that film.

The only way the Democratic party can win a landslide election is by Sacrificing Obama ….

Star of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman found dead and mummified in her Beverly Hills home.

Wow! I bet she was all shrunken down to 46 feet or something!

Okay, that was funny.

Get the popcorn. There may be some REAL entertainment starting this morning:
http://www.examiner.com/gun-rights-in-national/breaking-news-holder-to-appear-before-issa-s-house-committee-tomorrow

Documentation so far seems to confirm that very high levels of The One’s administration were involved in selling guns to straw buyers and then running them into Mexico to make it look like US gun sales were causing the Mexican problems. And they DID NOT bother to let Mexico know they were doing this. DOJ, DHS, and State at very least were involved. Who knew what, and when?

What was that Bank that laundered $420 Billion of Cartel money and stuck it in Wall St companies?

Wocchhy Waichovia? Whychovii? Funny named bank … showed up on all our intel reports.

Actually, it appears that the USA is in fact a self obsessed Totalitarian Regime … full of brain dead autonoms …

I would recommend that the USA be entered into your ‘deadpool’ … I think it is Terminal.

I recommend Oceania’s brain be entered in the Dead Pool — oh wait, you can’t enter anything that’s already dead. Never mind!

Cunt! Piss! Nipples!

Autonoms. I like it.

I’d take Moo Sheriff in the dead pool, but I suspect he may be gone by the time nominations start.

I see that y’all had a spot of entertainment near Sellafield yesterday:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3560896/Terror-arrests-made-in-Cumbria.html
Does the lack of a physical description of the perps mean the same thing over there in East Pondia as it does here in the West – i.e., that the Bad Guys are a Preferred Species? If so, I expect that your bobbies would probably be putting them in the Comfy Chair about now, eh?

Almost certainly, Mark. Five men in their 20s from London.

Let’s hope somebody brighter than the police are having conversations with them.

You mean maybe we should send Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano over there? Oh, wait, never mind. You said “somebody brighter than the police…” which definitely excludes THOSE two. Now if you had said “somebody more corrupt than the police…“, they would clearly have been fully qualified. Although good ol’ Eric should have been busy this morning dissembling about Operation Fast and Furious before the House Judiciary Committee…

That photo of OBL always reminded me of a collie I used to own.

Is that weired?

Was the collie dead too?

Five “Asian” men of indeterminate religion, you mean?

I don’t know it this account is accurate, but before giving President Present too much credit, maybe take a look:
http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/

Not until he ran in front of a semi.