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Scientists discover the point of sex

Apparently, it helps us survive the cooties. Where would we be without science?

Yeah, that’s all I got. It’s Friday. I’m going to go play video games.

Good weekend, everyone!

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 8, 2011, 10:13 pm

As I posted on the Telegraph article:

Sex hasn’t saved us from the parasites here in the US. They are rampant at ALL LEVELS of our government, and terrorize city residents at will.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 8, 2011, 10:14 pm

But don’t forget that sex with time travellers is verboten, because your cooties and their cooties are incompatable, and they will kill you on average 30% faster…….

BTW, why does that guy resemble the doc from “Back to the Future”?

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 8, 2011, 10:36 pm

OMG!!!!!! This is TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!

A group of African soldiers were screwing around with a video camera, and a Chimp walked into camp. One of them hands the chimp his AK-47, who proceeds to shooting up the camp and scaring the shit out of the soldiers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU&feature=player_embedded

I say give this chimp his own Animal Planet Special….

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: July 8, 2011, 10:43 pm

HAW! Scubafreak, that is HILARIOUS!

 


Comment from Statler & Waldorf, LLP
Time: July 9, 2011, 12:14 am

Re: point of sex, I cannot deny dabbling in the topic back in the olden days of anatomic curiosity and impressionable chicks.
The Missus asked the other day what do I want for my birthday. I deadpanned “some vay-jay-jay penetration would be nice”. She said “does it have to be my vay-jay-jay?”
Nowadays I just let the youngsters do all the heavy sweaty lifting while I just nod approvingly, but on the list of priorities it is not even top 20.
Highly overrated, that in/out, in/out bidness.

@Scubafreak, this monkey link is so pathetically fake that it fails to entertain me. Please search youtube for
The Vice Guide To Travel – Liberia
and you will find plenty of un-staged primate antics with live ammo.

 


Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: July 9, 2011, 1:17 am

Whatcha playin’, Weas, and what system you playin’ it on?

 


Comment from grasshopper
Time: July 9, 2011, 1:42 am

Alas, I am limited to the krep on Facebook. I am only good at Centipede, Space Invaders, and Bejeweled. Ould Skool, I am.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 9, 2011, 1:49 am

Stoatie, did anyone have Betty Ford in the Dead Pool? She just assumed room temp today…

yep….

Looks like it’s LIPSTICK for the win…

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/lady-betty-ford-dead-93/story?id=3348308

 


Comment from GregO
Time: July 9, 2011, 2:27 am

Betty Ford dead…wow. Some time back I was in Grand Rapids (don’t ask) and decided to check out the Ford presidential museum. I figured it might be a nice place to be alone. I was wrong. It rocked. We were still going to the moon, there was awesome Disco stuff (remember that…never participated but it had it’s day). Really, if you are stuck (or just visiting) Grand Rapids, take in the Ford Museum. The art museum is pretty good too. Know what? Ford was a great president. Study up on it. He was great. He seriously should have beat Carter. Betty – RIP.

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: July 9, 2011, 2:28 am

Hmmm a hot article from NZ this weekend:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10737380

As we have already known for years, NZ women are Whores.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 9, 2011, 2:40 am

Flash – I thought (and you agreed at the time) that they were bull-dykes, and NZ men had to go to Australia to get a piece of tail that didn’t involve un-sheared wool…….

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: July 9, 2011, 3:00 am

I’m afraid that it is getting worse on the NZ home front Scube.
The women are going feral. Personally, I suspect it is from introducing a ‘no smacking bill’ criminalising parents who smack their kids.
Unreal.

Watch how the ‘social scientists’ bring NZ to the brink of destruction.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 9, 2011, 3:23 am

Dude, I know. The U.S. had Dr. Spock, remember?

 


Comment from Frit
Time: July 9, 2011, 6:04 am

Regarding that article on NZ promiscuity; personally, I think the issue is the alcohol and drug use, not the sex, which is the problem.

I also find it amusing that, of all the people who call a sexually active female a whore (or similar derogatory name) most seem to be either unwillingly celibate, overly religious, or both. (This is a generalization, yes.)

 


Comment from Flossy the sheep
Time: July 9, 2011, 10:38 am

Of course, it could be that NZ women don’t remember whom they slept with because NZ men are so bloody forgettable.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 9, 2011, 11:55 am

Off topic (I know, that’s unusual for me), but in case anyone here is interested:
http://youtu.be/ldlphfRuk1Q

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 9, 2011, 12:14 pm

I’m still playing Dead Space 2 on the PC, Scott. Third time through. This time, I quickly kill everything and then walk around looking at the terrific job the modelers did. Beautiful work, lots of little details and in-jokes.

I’m in the children’s play area now. There’s a poster on the wall for a school play version of Kafka’s Metamorphosis. The image is a smiling child in a jaunty cockroach suit.

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 9, 2011, 2:30 pm

>> Of course, it could be that NZ women don’t remember whom they slept with because NZ men are so bloody forgettable.

That’s one way to look at it Flossy but my impression is that when 2 or more NZ men swap fluids they all act like a girl.

And after the deed is done, the one who absorbed most reproductive fluid gets consumed during elaborate interpretative dance, to bring rain or cargo planes or summat’.

NZ men are the butt of jokes for Latinos, and we all know that it does not take a whole lot to amuse a Latino.

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: July 9, 2011, 2:39 pm

Ummm….Get the Spotted Dick ready.

Betty Ford has passed through the vale.

 


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: July 10, 2011, 4:16 pm

Y’all think too dang much.

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: July 10, 2011, 6:35 pm

Kiwis and Diggers can blame all their woes on VEGEMITE!, (along with Aunty’s Spotted Dick…of course!)

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: July 10, 2011, 9:41 pm

I also find it amusing that, of all the people who call a sexually active female a whore (or similar derogatory name) most seem to be either unwillingly celibate, overly religious, or both. (This is a generalization, yes.)

Hmm, so a group of people who think that intemperate sexual congress with multiple partners is immoral use negative terminology to describe those who engage in such behaviour? Dear heavens! That’s the most insane thing I’ve read all day!

 


Comment from Frit
Time: July 11, 2011, 12:31 am

“Hmm, so a group of people who think that intemperate sexual congress with multiple partners is immoral use negative terminology to describe those who engage in such behaviour? Dear heavens! That’s the most insane thing I’ve read all day!”

*chuckles* Indeed! There are many people who have different views on what is and is not ‘moral’; it just seems to me those who are the most vocal about it have a case of Sour Grapes. 😉

 


Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: July 11, 2011, 1:21 am

Frit: While your point is valid, I think you are wasting powder and shot making it in this context. Consider not only who provided the link that provoked the discussion (and the fact that that individual apparently doesn’t currently reside in New Zealand, and from internal evidence appears not to have resided there for some years, despite making regular claims to moral superiority on the part of New Zealand)–but the actual content of that link. This literally is a “Nothing to see here, folks, move on” moment: anecdotal evidence issuing from one individual who doesn’t even attempt to conceal his cause. Yup, there’s a reference to a survey; I note there is no actual link to the survey, and the only source for the survey is that same individual. Silly, the whole thing.

So, yeah. Agreed. Use of “whore” in this context demonstrated a serious misunderstanding of the actual meaning of the word but geez, what else would you expect, given the source?

 


Comment from LordFlashHeart
Time: July 11, 2011, 3:52 am

I do not believe so.
As prostitution in NZ is legal. You can walk up to any female and ask how much for a night between the sheets.

It appears to be a common mating call, and New Zealand is fast becoming an example of what feminism has brought a society. The women are clearly engaging in recreational sex, on a national scale. The STI rate is reportedly climbing horrifically there, and it makes the US herpes incidence look tame.

I’m surprised that there is not more in the media.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 11, 2011, 12:37 pm

For LordFlashHeart:
There won’t be “more in the media” about that until they can come up with a way to blame it on one or more of their favorite boogeymen…

 


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: July 11, 2011, 2:01 pm

$5 for horizontal tango with Hayley Westenra then, and I do expect change. My, my, she gained a lot of weight, but seems as goofy as ever.
I’m the one wearing the white Tyvek hazmat suit and goggles.

On another note, I just have downloaded GIMP image manipulation package. Very intimidating for this veteran Excel/Access monkey. May I humbly ask Her Stoatness for a drawing made in MS Paint so I’ll have something to remind myself what art is all about. Still nature, gliding squirrel, chicken egg, circle, etc… something simple and classic.

Yet another note… I have been thinking that Uncle Badger assumed a colloquial nom de plume for the sake of us simple colonials unversed in codicils of heraldry.
A proper country gentleman is probably Baronet of Badgett, XVIIth Earl of Tollemache-Plantagenet-Tollemache.

Nice try… Badgett.

 


Comment from Cholmondeley Chisholm Pitt the Elder, Peer of England
Time: July 11, 2011, 3:42 pm

Melchett Badgett and I used to play crickett on Harrow class of 1967, a jolly splendid old chap, he was back then.
“Shall we take it with a bit of a Wellie, then, eh?”

 

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