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Looks like it’s confirmed; Moammar Gadhafi’s been iced. Formerly known as Skeptic takes the dick!

Plenty of time to kick off a new Dead Pool.
Tomorrow. Six o’clock Weasel Blog Time!
Be there! Um, here.


Comment from mojo
Time: October 20, 2011, 3:48 pm

I want proof of death. DNA analysis would do.

Ol’ Muammar’s a tricksy one.

Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: October 20, 2011, 4:04 pm


Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: October 20, 2011, 4:05 pm

What’s the prize for winning?

Edit- nm, I figured it out. Still don’t know what spotted dick is though.

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: October 20, 2011, 4:09 pm

The prize? Aunty’s Spotted Dick

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 20, 2011, 4:17 pm

NOOOOBY! Welcome to the- whats a group of weasels? One Google Later: Ah, Ok, so its one of these. boogle, gang, pack, sneak and confusion of weasels. Take your pick, but welcome all the same Buddha!. Also, Skeptic, you lucky bastard. My pick Ruby Muhammed, is 112. I mean, come ON. You were born in 1897! (Sheesh, just can’t get break 😉 ) Anywho, Another tyrant bites the dust.(Definite twinkles on that one 😯 ) Hows Hugo doing again?

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: October 20, 2011, 5:26 pm

Mono the E: Hows Hugo doing again?

A Venezuelan doctor claims that he was Chavez’s personal physician and that Chavez has a pelvic sarcoma that will kill him within two years.

:shock:, definitely.

Incidentally: I pasted the actual HTML source for TWINKLES into this comment (copied from the source for Mono’s comment above), and it didn’t show in the Preview. I pasted the same source into a text file, and viewed it with the browser – TWINKLES appeared. I guess the comment renderer deletes most HTML tags.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: October 20, 2011, 5:44 pm

Hugo Chavez? Heh, would be great if the next edition of Weasel’s Dead Pool lasted for two years. Would any of us still remember?

Comment from Nina
Time: October 20, 2011, 11:41 pm

My daughter better not keep me from getting mine in early tomorrow AM, jes’ sayin’. I’m gonna tell Siri to remind me in time to be top 5 out the gate tomorrow.

Comment from Nina
Time: October 20, 2011, 11:44 pm

Oh, and the reason I was late last time was because someone crashed into her car and totaled it. Not her fault, technically.

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 21, 2011, 1:29 am

I propose that State Sponsored Murder should be removed from the dead pool ballot.

Natural causes only.

There are too many morally and legal issues involving the US and NATO on this.

Remember boys and girls, if you can’t see anything wrong with Gaddafis death, then you need to reset your moral compass …. because the USA has sponsored Al Quada terrorists in on this one – the same ones you’re bombing in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Comment from thefritz
Time: October 21, 2011, 1:40 am

At the risk of getting kicked out of the weasel den….
Hey Oceania, blow me.

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 21, 2011, 1:45 am

Oceania, You me to tell me that the people that run this country are sick mother fuckers with no respect for thier own or any law?! NO. WAY. Thats EXACTLY what my horoscope told me today! Welcome to the current situation. Also, this. ,,I,,

Comment from unkawill
Time: October 21, 2011, 2:38 am

The world is a better place today

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 21, 2011, 3:24 am

Mein Fritz, I suspect that the world is on the slippery slope to WW3?
The last time we blew Fritz was in Crete – but I digress. Took his head clean off with a 303.

So let me get this right – if I don’t like a President, or a country – I can fairly unleash any weapons system on them to satisfy my wish to kill/invade/steal/etc them, in total disregard to International Law and Morality?

Because if the answer to that question is yes, there are a host of biological agents available that make Kahzak Smallpox look like childs play. The best one I have seen is a pulmonary haemmorrrrahgic that I call – ‘The Gusher’.

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 21, 2011, 3:30 am

I should probably mention that Gaddafi is part Jewish .. a little kown fact.
I can also tell you that in Tel Aviv, there is serious concern that the USA is on purpose placing Israel in harms way by replacing stable governments with Islamic shit holes … all around the Med.

Comment from thefritz
Time: October 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

WW3…not a bad idea. It fits with my Social Darwinistic philosophy. You are making the leap that we as a civilization have somehow become more moral over the years. While it’s a nice thought, I’m afraid we’re just as barbaric as the hordes that followed Salahuddin. Only now the hordes have access to much better weapons and there are more than a billion of the little fuckers all over the world. It’s time we hit the reset button. I’ll take my chances.

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 22, 2011, 12:00 am

Heir Stellvertreter,

Weapons did you say? Not the mechanical ones that you create? How about real weapons? Your cities and populance are ripe for Plagues. After all, these are the true weapons of nature that have killed more humans through history than the mere weapons that you have sold in your avarice to the very hoardes that you wish to take your chances against?
Or is that with?

Morals? They are genetic, just mere receptor proteins channels in bi-lipid membranes. If fairness, justice and freedom are not words, but perspectives … then perhaps Social Darwinism is really for you?

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 22, 2011, 12:49 am

Now, do you suppose it intends “heir” literally, as an English word? “Heir to the deputy? Heir to the lieutenant? Heir to the proxy?” Nah, makes no sense. Similarly, it probably isn’t talking about selling things to a supply stored up and kept in reserve. Mind, I do like “populance”–gotta be a charming definition for that; but why the superfluous capital on plagues? And let’s not even mention the typos in the second paragraph.

Basic rule of written discourtesy–the spelling, grammar and usage need to be impeccable, otherwise the whole thing redounds upon the initiator.

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