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ROUND 23: dying for some dick

Veeshir takes it with Harry Morgan. Is it okay if I remember him for Dragnet? I couldn’t abide M*A*S*H.

Here we go. Maybe somebody’ll get dick for Christmas!

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

What do we want? Aunty’s dick! When do we want it? When somebody on the list dies!


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:01 pm

David Rockefeller, who, amongst his many evil deeds, in 1979 helped persuade Jimmy Carter to admit Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi into the US which led to the Iran hostage crisis.

Comment from J Foster
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:01 pm

Hugo Chavez, please.

Comment from Redd
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:02 pm

Fidel Castro !

Comment from Nina
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:03 pm

Okay, I’ll take Miss Gabor 🙂

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm

ATF Agent John Dodson, who was the whistleblower whose revelations have Attorney General Holder sitting in front of Congress, sweating. In the parlor, with an untraceable “Gunwalked” gun.

Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:14 pm

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Comment from Carl
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:15 pm

Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees.

Comment from Potato Bandit
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:16 pm

Chuck Berry

Comment from mojo
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:20 pm

Asif Ali Zardari

Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:23 pm

Kirk Douglas

Comment from Janna
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:23 pm

Jimmy Carter

Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:24 pm

Sticking with my man Cheney!

Comment from Vinnie Mc
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:44 pm

fauxbama… pretty please

Comment from eirik
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:45 pm

Robert Mugabe.

Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:47 pm

dangit Gromulin… You took my favorite Douglas, who, BTW, turns 95 today. An auspicious pick sir!

I guess I will stick with Andy Williams, in the kitchen, with an empty fifth of Jameson.

Comment from sandman says \\\’nothing to see here\\\’
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:53 pm

I’m going with Ed Asner. If Ed survives this round,Alex Baldwin cause that walking hemmorhoid needs to go.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:53 pm

Celeb Architect Oscar Niemeyer. The guy is 104, so he has to be getting a bit wobbly…

Comment from Andy
Time: December 9, 2011, 6:55 pm

Rolling…Helen Thomas

Comment from RushBabe
Time: December 9, 2011, 7:17 pm

The Rev. Billy Graham, because of advanced age and recent hospitalization. Not hoping for it by any means.

Comment from Veeshir
Time: December 9, 2011, 7:19 pm

Huh, I figured at least one of my choices would be choosed but now I have two to choose from, I figure they’ll both be in the same swimming pool all doped up when it happens.

But I think Lindsay Lohan will go first so I’m going with her.

Charlie Sheen will last a little longer so LiLo will be the winner.

Comment from steve
Time: December 9, 2011, 7:39 pm

Muhammed Ali…

He has beaten Joe Frazier in the final bout…

He can now retire as undisputed champ.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 9, 2011, 7:39 pm

For a change of pace, I choose Marie Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs, usually known as Lindy Boggs, widow of House Majority Leader Hale Boggs, mother of Cokie Roberts and 95 years old.
C’mon, Lindy! Win me some dick!

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: December 9, 2011, 7:52 pm

Gerald Sandusky.

Comment from Allen
Time: December 9, 2011, 7:55 pm

I’ll go with Sirhan Sirhan.

Comment from Montenegro
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:21 pm

I’ll take Erenest Borgnine. RIP Harry you were one of my heros when you were working with Joe Friday (Jack Webb).

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:23 pm

Clint Eastwood?


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:23 pm

I’ll grab Christopher Hitchens, since Lipstick isn’t here yet. 😛

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:36 pm

Lady Thatcher!

Comment from stina
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:39 pm

Silvio Berlusconi yet again. If I abandoned him as my CDP pick, he’d probably drop dead ASAP from karmic spite.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:51 pm

Ooops! Nina beat me to Zaza! Now I only have 1:39 seconds fo think of …Larry King!

Comment from sandman says “nothing to see here”
Time: December 9, 2011, 8:59 pm

Honorary for Jesse Jackson, Sr and Jr.

Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: December 9, 2011, 9:00 pm

Ayman Zawahiri, although the US will pass on this until Oct. 2012.

Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: December 9, 2011, 9:25 pm

Olivia de Havilland.

Didn’t she die in “Gone WIth The Wind” for no discernible reason? It’s been awhile since I’ve seen it.

Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: December 9, 2011, 9:42 pm

Adam Gadahn, AQ’s American born spokes-hole. Hopefully it will be soon, but slow and painful. However I’m willing to settle for a timely Hellfire in any orifice…

Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 9, 2011, 10:16 pm

Free Nelson Mandella
With every purchase over $9.95

Comment from me
Time: December 9, 2011, 10:42 pm

Harry Belafonte again…

Comment from Spad13
Time: December 9, 2011, 11:05 pm

Joe Paterno

Comment from Grizzly
Time: December 9, 2011, 11:25 pm

Former Supreme Court justice John Paul Stevens

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 9, 2011, 11:45 pm

Hillary Clinton

Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: December 10, 2011, 12:17 am

George McGovern

Comment from bigsmarthuman
Time: December 10, 2011, 1:06 am

Pete Seeger

Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 10, 2011, 1:19 am

David Letterman. While diddling with one of the young stage hands, of whichever sex. Mainly because I don’t like him.

Comment from Pablo
Time: December 10, 2011, 1:46 am

Nancy Reagan, it is!

Comment from zooomzooom
Time: December 10, 2011, 2:17 am

Charles Manson……….

Not sure why that freak just popped in my head……but good riddance if it is to be so.

Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 10, 2011, 2:38 am

Desmond tutu.

Comment from Davem123
Time: December 10, 2011, 2:50 am

Harry “Big Casino” Reid

Comment from Andy
Time: December 10, 2011, 3:23 am

Loretta Lynn

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 10, 2011, 4:24 am


It looks like the USA has just died: http://rt.com/news/fox-moscow-fake-riots-281/

Comment from USCitizen
Time: December 10, 2011, 4:45 am

Corey Feldman for no particular reason at all.

Comment from catnip
Time: December 10, 2011, 5:03 am

Eli Wallach. It’s hard to believe he’s still alive.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 10, 2011, 5:34 am

In keeping with not going anywhere twice, and looking in new pastures: Luis Echeverria, former President of Mexico. Kleptocrat, pinko, accused mass murderer, and crony of drug cartels.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 10, 2011, 5:49 am

Gary Oldman, strapped to th’ hood of a 1968 Buick like a deer.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 10, 2011, 5:53 am

Stark, you KNOW he’ll just rise from the grave to feed on the blood of the living, right?

Flashy, I should have chosen your ewe for the pool. It’s only a matter of time before you molest her to death…..

Comment from Cobrakai99
Time: December 10, 2011, 5:54 am

Sean Penn on the porch drinking Cuban Rum with Hugo Chavez.

Comment from JeffS
Time: December 10, 2011, 6:19 am

Harry Reid. ‘Nuff said.

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: December 10, 2011, 7:10 am

Back to one of my favorite picks:

George Soros

Comment from exiting enter sandman
Time: December 10, 2011, 8:48 am

No one gonna take Michael Moore the huge gas bag of the left? C’mon now.

Comment from MIke C.
Time: December 10, 2011, 9:31 am

I’ll switch back to Ray Bradbury.

Comment from exiting enter sandman
Time: December 10, 2011, 10:45 am

Okay, since no one wants to claim fatboy off waivers, I will:

Michael Moore, choking to death on a chicken bone hung in his windpipe…along with the rest of the frigging chicken.

Would that it were to happen…

Comment from thefritz
Time: December 10, 2011, 12:16 pm

Sun Myung Moon…..it’s just fun to say three times fast.

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 10, 2011, 12:50 pm

I would put up Obama, but that will happen before the Election when Hillary wants to get in on a Democrat sympathy landslide.

Comment from Mono The Elder
Time: December 10, 2011, 3:11 pm

Ruby Muhammad. has to go sometime right? Why not now?

Comment from naleta
Time: December 10, 2011, 3:13 pm

I’m too slow again to grab Michael Moore, so I’m picking Alan Alda. He’s looking a bit frayed around the edges in the most recent photos I’ve seen of him.

Comment from Redd
Time: December 10, 2011, 3:21 pm

Mono, Ruby Muhammad died earlier this year.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 10, 2011, 3:25 pm

(Added by 16920502)
James Garner

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: December 10, 2011, 8:05 pm

I also disliked MASH, and think of Ol’Harry as Frank Gannon.

Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 10, 2011, 10:07 pm

Looks like Harry Reid was taken already, JeffS. If I’m allowed to say that. Yeah, I have no life and read everything.

Comment from JeffS
Time: December 10, 2011, 10:16 pm

Damn! I scanned through the stack, I shoulda hit CTRL-F. Isn’t that why we have computers? To do the work for us?

OK, second choice — Nancy Pelosi.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: December 10, 2011, 10:48 pm

Gordon Brown, as per usual.

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 10, 2011, 11:38 pm

Hey Scube!

Be sure to keep an eye on Euro and her porn swapping online?

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 11, 2011, 12:11 am

Right now whe’s involved in a feud with Shydove for some reason…

Comment from Satan
Time: December 11, 2011, 1:03 am

Oceania’s erection

Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: December 11, 2011, 2:31 am

Ramsey Clark. ‘Cause it’s time to sizzle.

Comment from MrCaniac
Time: December 11, 2011, 4:47 am

Luise Rainer. 1937 and 1938 Academy Award Winner for the Great Zeigfield and The Good Earth. 101 years young.

Comment from smedley
Time: December 11, 2011, 10:47 am

Kim Jong-Il
Official biographers claim that his birth at Baekdu Mountain was foretold by a swallow.
And thats how he’ll die
Eaten by the starving peasents

Comment from Patrick
Time: December 11, 2011, 1:25 pm

Woody Allen.

Comment from Redd
Time: December 11, 2011, 5:13 pm

Eaten by the starving peasents

He could feed an entire village for a month!

Comment from Mija Cat
Time: December 11, 2011, 9:41 pm

This cat will pick Abe Vigoda.

Not that I think Det. Fish is in a bad way, just .. can’t be 80 forever.


Comment from Greenspeed
Time: December 12, 2011, 1:59 am

Joe Paterno, just broke his pelvis AND has lung cancer.
Also, Louis Farrakhan please.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 12, 2011, 4:57 am

(just a hint: a certain former dick tater just got moved to the pokey in Panama. Can’t be long now)

Comment from KennyM
Time: December 12, 2011, 7:09 am

I’ll take Angela Lansbury.

Comment from Oceania
Time: December 12, 2011, 11:33 am

No one is starving in North Korea!

A friend of mine has just come back from there. US propaganda …. pure and simple.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 12, 2011, 2:10 pm

Wow! Now there’s some classic trolling right from Chapter 1 of The Fundamentals Of Trolling 101… Still, I have to admit that I almost took the bait myself.

So, OK everybody, please don’t feed the troll.

We now return to our previously scheduled discussion of who we’d like to see drop dead, and soon.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2011, 2:14 pm

Heh. He’s so cute when he’s obvious.

Comment from sandman says:nothing to see here…
Time: December 12, 2011, 6:26 pm

Can I haz Oceania, choking on its own hubris, in the study, holding Colonel Mustard’s groinage in its withered talon?

Insert your choice of Oceania gender here: no one seems to know, so it’s all good…

Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: December 12, 2011, 8:25 pm

Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, because douchebaggery on this level ought to be fatal.

Comment from BigBluBug
Time: December 12, 2011, 8:38 pm

Paul Albert Anka.

That’s just the fucking way it is.

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: December 12, 2011, 10:49 pm

Damn, I’m late to the party AGAIN and to boot, I had most of my comment typed and my computer crashed!!
Eric Holder, resident gun walker and douchbag. Soon. Painfully.

Comment from mandel bread
Time: December 13, 2011, 11:40 am

Al Molinaro

Comment from roamingfirehydrant
Time: December 13, 2011, 11:45 pm

Dr. Joyce Brothers. I keep seeing her on ads, and she’s not lookin’ too good.

Comment from huerfano
Time: December 13, 2011, 11:48 pm

Rosalynn Carter.

Comment from mbtokyo
Time: December 14, 2011, 3:40 am

Betty White

Comment from joncelli
Time: December 14, 2011, 2:57 pm

Noam Chomsky, because Satan is tired of porking Howard Zinn.

Comment from Drew458
Time: December 14, 2011, 5:22 pm

Is this microphone still on?

Put me in for Maureen O’Hara. She’s 91 and still going strong, but you never know.

Comment from unkawill
Time: December 16, 2011, 12:25 am

andy rooney

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 16, 2011, 12:35 am

Don’t you just hate it when you pick somebody in the Dead Pool and it turns out he won the thing two Dead Pools ago? I know I do.

Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 16, 2011, 4:49 am

Looks like Mrs. Peel is the winner of this round. Fast reload, Stoaty!

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: December 16, 2011, 5:55 am

I feel guilty. 🙁

Instead of/in addition to dick, how about a genyoowine weasel drawing to hang on the wall in my son’s room? *hopeful look*

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: December 16, 2011, 6:04 am

Congrats on win, Mrs. Peel!

Vanity Fair: In Memoriam: Christopher Hitchens, 1949–2011

Are we good-to-go for a Friday/6 PM Weasel Blog Time then?

Comment from Nina
Time: December 16, 2011, 9:32 am

Fly on, Hitch, and see ya all at 6 WBT!

Comment from 16920502
Time: December 17, 2011, 4:29 pm

Etta James

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