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Nobody can begrudge her winning again with such a choice.

To cut dick expenses, you could just send her Oceana…

What have you got against Mrs Peel, Mike C.?

Congratz!

And with the news that notorious British serial killer Dennis Neilson has just died in jail, hell’s going to be a bit crowded today…

O/T: One for Weasel’s ‘freaky taxidermy corner’. I think they’re stunning, though.

Purest concentrated awesome, Mrs. P. Well done indeed!

The very firstest thing I did after having my morning coffee and catching the news was to come here and see who won.

Sadly not, JuliaM. It was Donald Neilson, the so-called Black Panther killer.

Though he was a pretty evil dude, too.

D’oh! 😉

“Very. Quietly. Don’t make a scene. I need you to…just…edge away from Mrs Peel.”

lol

How many hours was his one? Not many, if he expired Saturday morning korea time.

Good riddance to bad rubbish, I hope 2012 remains deadly for tyrants.

Wow. Go for the hat trick, Mrs. Peel!

The Dead Pool has been flipping over so fast these days that it’s in danger of flaming out, like those Scottish wind turbines that went nuclear.

Great…. Now we’ve got his nutter of a son to deal with. Oh well.

Congrats you lil’ death bringer you!

I say that we vote to choose her next victim, um… choice.

Check her visas. When was she last in Pyongyang?

Same again, everyone? Drinks on me…

Dear Mrs. Peel,

I have been a very good boy all year. Please don’t put me on your naughty list this Christmas.

Love,
Nightfly

Mrs. Peel: One can get sick from eating too much dick!

Congrats, Mrs. Peel. Too bad you can’t get the dick in time for Christmas. Would take care of dessert and save you some bucks (Euros, pounds, etc).

Dear Mrs. Peel,

If you don’t pick my mother-in-law will you pretty please pick Gwynneth Paltrow? She annoys the $hit out of me.

Thank!

Happy Christmas!

Nora

Sitting this out until Mrs. P decides on her next vict — ummm — pick. I wouldn’t want to accidentally choose someone she’d decided on and upset her.

Just, y’know, sayin’…

*edging slowly toward the blogwall*

Was going to write something cheeky but Redd beat me to it.

Congratulations, Mrs. Peel! An exemplary effort by a wise and brave woman, who is undoubtedly quite lovely! Best wishes for your future success, which I’m sure will be delightful for all to behold!

Sincerely,
Pablo (who is not a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination)

Can we wangle a position on the UN Security Council for Mrs. Peel? The condemnations and hand-wringing might be a bit more threatening if her talents were known to be at the secretary-general’s disposal. Not that they are of any use, but it might be amusing if dictators were to actually pause for a moment and consider whether to take their chances or not, before continuing on with the oppressing and subjugation.

Hahahaha. Haven’t we had a two-fer before? I seem to remember someone getting two back-to-back. I also don’t have the fastest pick, as there was one that was like 6 hours. I might have the fastest two-fer, though – two picks within 4 days.

*contemplates whom to choose next*

Dear Mrs. Peel,

I have a list of people who’s obituaries I would enjoy reading. Could I perhaps trouble you to see what you can have done about it?

I’ve seen her shoot a .45. Mrs. Peel is pure badass.

Do. Not. Cross.

Kim Jong Il and Neilson?

Oh, thank you Santa!

Asmodeus! Warm-up the cesspit will you? Oh, about 200 degrees should do…. and fetch my water skis while you’re at it!

Mrs Peel must use her powers only for good.

Eff that, Oldcat…

She should only use her powers for profit.

“I have a little list…
They’ll never be missed…”

Dear Mrs. Peel,

Would you pick my neighbor? He kicked my cat the other day and I’m really pissed.

Best wishes,

-Steamboat McGoo-

I looked and there before me was a pale horse. Its rider was named Mrs. Peel, and Death was following close behind her…

Slightly rewritten.

Ms Peel doesn’t have to spare me, if she wears those skin tight pants and drives that Morgan around.

Scott Jacobs –

So you are saying that profit and good are not synonomous?
Commie.

Stoaty,
Where is the vote thread?
Did it start yet?

You mean the new Dead Pool? Top of the home page. Maybe you have a cache issue…?