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Smack! Ah!

chicken fried gravy

Chicken fried bacon! With cream gravy dipping sauce. Once again, you can thank jw for this. The “chicken fried” construction — for the sake of you Johnny Foreigners out there — means ‘dipped in batter and deep fried.’ Yeah, you can KEEP your fagotty deep-fried Mars bars!

What’s that? Only posting a Weekend Weasel on Friday is cheating? Geez, okay:

navel

Another sex manual stolen from Tokyo Damage Report.

Look, I know you guys will figure this out for yourselves…but…never, ever, EVER, EVEREVEREVEREVERRRRR say anything in this book to a woman. ‘K?

sock it to me

December 14, 2007 — 7:17 pm
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