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It’ll start rolling in any minute now

blogging for dollars!

I’ve forgotten where I was at when this ad popped up. Oh, no…this is not a Photoshop. This is for reals.

My favorite part? AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV! Because, like, that’s where all us happening cyberchicks and cyberdudes get the skinny on the latest cybernews, daddy-o. It comes with a book called “Blog about This!” that would really come in handy sometimes, only I notice it’s S/H not included. I’m guessing there’s lots and lots of handling involved.

Anyhow, as of this morning, 13% of the total lifetime traffic for sweasel.com has been in the last two days. Criminy. Some day, business majors will give names to patterns of traffic distribution. Allow me to dub a spike exceeding 1,000% the “holy fucking shit!”

It won’t last, of course. I’m mulling schemes for holding on to as many visitors as I can. What do you think of the “I’ll Show You Mine and You Don’t Even Have to Show Me Yours” campaign? Remember, I’m pushing fifty, so mine ain’t what it used to be.

Oops! Gotta go. It’s Friday, and you know what that means:


Corporate America ROCKS!

May 2, 2008 — 8:58 am
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