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Angry underwater dancing apes eating crunchy figs

apes eating figs under water

Kidding? Not!

Spotted at Ace‘s, where there’s probably still time to contribute some poetry to the thread. Or whatever that shit is.

Hey, I found an old diary while I was packing my stuff. Oof! I know about terrible, humiliating writing bubbling up from adolescence. But dude was in college when he wrote this. And he let them publish it.

Senator, there is a difference between imagery and gibberish. Trust me, I speak fluent gibberish. I was in all the advanced placement gibberish classes. Later, I was offered a fellowship in weed, so I’m pret-ty sure I know where you’re coming from with this one.

Update: typical Weasel, I left off the punchline. Jack Cashill in American Thinker points out that Obama went straight from Underwater Apes Crunching Figs to Dreams from my Father (by all accounts, a book of some literary merit) with nothing between. He makes a persuasive case that Dreams was ghost written — very possibly by William Ayers. I think the former is pretty likely, and the latter is too delicious not to repeat irresponsibly.

October 9, 2008 — 12:35 pm
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