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I haven’t posted tonight? Are you sure? Because I’m pretty sure I…oh, okay, okay. Fine. Hang on. Let me rustle up a chicken picture.

Got distracted. I guess I fail blog today; even my spammers are giving advice:

You will have to master the artwork and technology of site visitors to your website. Is the web page without site visitors is like having an ice cream store within the desert, situated one hundred km from the closest highway. It has the most efficient ice cream in the world, but when anyone enters your retailer, you will be defeated.

Dang it! Now what will I do with all this efficient ice cream?

Oh, hey — I chased a fox all around the yard in my socks this afternoon. (No, Dr Seuss, the fox wasn’t in my socks). It was just at dusk and the chickens had gone to roost but were not locked up yet, and I look out the kitchen and see a big, fat fox out my back door like some kind of blues lyric. Man, you shoulda seen me move.

“AAAAAAUUUUUURRRRR!” I screamed. And, “WWWOOOOOOORRRRAAAAGH!” And, “YAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAGH!” All running and flailing and waving my arms.

God, I hope the neighbors weren’t sitting in the garden.

Okay, Dead Pool tomorrow, 6 sharp Weasel Blog Time. Be here or be a railroad engineer!

October 6, 2011 — 11:13 pm
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