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Balls, cried the queen!

Bull testicle pie. For Valentine’s. Not kidding. Would I kid? I would not.

Because nothing says romance like cow balls in pastry.

It’s a bit of a send-up, this. Oh, it’s from Charlie Bigham‘s, which is a mainstream food supplier. Offered exclusively through Ocado, which is our best grocery home delivery service. But they’re warning of “very limited availability.”

Read: cheap publicity before Valentine’s.

No, I’m sorry. You’re just going to have to make the Aunty’s Spotted Dick jokes for yourself.

February 8, 2012 — 11:19 pm
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