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Bank of England Governor declares new tallow fiver “delicious!”


“Try it with the mac and cheese!” Mark Carney enthused.


Eh. Just kidding. He says, “shit, bruh, we didn’t know there was animal shit in this shit.” They’re looking for a way to make these awful plastic fivers without animal products, somehow.

I wonder if that means they’ll recall all the haram bills already in circulation.

Okay, now. Ding dong, Fidel is dead! Not only is that spectacular news for the free world, but it means Deborah won herself some dick! See you all back here tomorrow, 6WBT for DEAD POOL ROUND 91!

Are you ready for Friday? I’m ready for Friday.

December 1, 2016 — 8:32 pm
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