Google search terms 2005
Last update Monday, September 19, 2005
updates at the bottom, where God intended updates to be
  
 
For an explanation of where this stuff comes from and what it means, see the Google Search Terms 2004 page.
RUNNING TOTALS.
Since February 2004, the number of Googlies
who turned to Auntie for advice on...
making moonshine: 58
weasels, various: 199
Lyrics to...
Yes, We Have No Bananas: 86
Tiptoe Through the Tulips: 86
January, 2005

future telephone
pie
weasel coin
weasel milk
1960 buick convertible
benito mussolini collector coin
big round ass
chalkboard corkboard restaurant
commercial mayonnaise recipes
depressed sketchbook
english auntie nude
flour pussy
genitals
home page female plus
how to cook weasel
liberty naked
me shaving
mice laboratory
shake hands with mother again
she lied
she lied to me
thumbnail
what's moonshine the liquors
who designed the peseta
why do humans prefer meat
Weasel milk? How to cook weasel? You people are starting to creep me out. Not to mention the "she lied to me" thing coming up every. single. month.

February, 2005

beer under electron microscope
antinude
are fishercats weasels
arm span height is it true
earth telephone
frozen broccoli
goth winter snow
i'll eat potatoes and i'll get fat
mice brains
my lesbian web page
pussy rolls
switch for cry baby
symbolism of a weasel
telephone my way
virtue phone
weasel food
weasel's in russia
BRRINNG-BRRRINNG hello? Virtue phone? No, never heard of an "Auntie Weasel."

March, 2005

beer under electron microscope
1920's official
aluminum filled plastic
arabic call to prayer recordings
chef boy ar dee frozen pizzas
contempra telephone designed by
cry baby candy
dark headshot
do not forget me poem
e.r.
f-
field notebook horizontal sale or price
flowers by the pound
jean cutoffs
lady frank
lady standing naked
lesbian cabbage website
menopausal-crying
mustum ardens
peas dumplings
pig uterus recipe
weird things that are shown on the web page
when v-8 juice was invented
who female harpist made stained glass
young erotic dark collection
Twenty one weasel hits this month, including weasel dance and weasel pics (twice each), cooked weasel, weasel drawings, weasel tails, weasel's cousin and "stoats and weasels born pregnant". Your One Stop Shop for All Things Weasel and Pig Uterus.

April, 2005

birthday suit
do not forget me
home plans
mustela erminea sounds
phrygian cap smurfs
rain rain rain
ratgod
size a shape of a penny
the gods will punish you
weasel dance rabbit
weasel world
weasel's cousin
weasels endangered
when i pretend i'm gay
Oh, yes. The gods will punish you.

May, 2005

orthocat
here in cold hell
spice weasel
birthday weasel
cartoon weasel
ericophone
fasces silver
fingers
gay back ground for my web page
geocache schenectady
happy hottentot
i like pie
infant mustelidae
instant fire starting for ceremonies
lady liberty naked
leaping for joy photo
little fingers
love mayonnaise
mustela nivalis identification teeth
naked weasel
skrjabingylus mustelid
terror offical sites
weasel dance
weasel field
weasel's and ermine
weasel's geocaching
weasels are they endangered
young
Spice weasel? Birthday weasel? Cartoon weasel? Naked weasel? You people need to broaden your mammalia!

June, 2005

british money is
cartoon hooty-hoo
fisher weasel smell
geez word origin
i like pie
limonite advantages
mesmerize* rabbit weasel
names of mages
nivalis means
pictures of penny squishing machines
raw %2b cooked meat
stoat dance
tawny even steven
toes
weasel rabbit dance prey parasites
what happened to passion and perfection home page
Toes?! You're looking for information on toes, and Auntie's your weasel? Got to be a fetishist.

July, 2005

barbie chifforobe
cake like
fetish object
how to draw weasels
pee weasel
strumberry pie
virtual haunted asylums
why did the wise men smell like smoke
Why indeed did the wise men smell like smoke? Eh?

 


No, no...Auntie hasn't forgotten. The French Canuckian geeks(!) who host Auntie's site have moved the C compiler. Or something. They done something what broke Auntie's logging dingus, anyhow, and I've been too lazy to go back and figure out what. So, until then...  

 
     
©2005. Anyone who would make off with this box of shite deserves everything he gets.