Dead Pool 159: Indian summer edition
Mitchell takes it with Steve Harwell. He punished his liver to death. Pour one out for Steve’s liver.
Mitchell, dude…I tried sending an email to the address in your comment box and it bounced back with an error 550.
“The email account that you tried to reach does not exist. Please try double-checking the recipient’s email address for typos or unnecessary spaces.”
You didn’t give your old Auntie Weasel a fake address, did you?
lol, jk – y’all don’t have to give me an address at all, let alone a real one.
So! Everybody got Jimmy Carter CTRL-C’ed, ready to CTRL-V? Then let’s begin.
0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.
1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).
2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.
3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.
4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.
5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.
6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.
7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.
8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.
The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.
Posted: September 8th, 2023 under deadpool.
Comments: 59
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Comment from thefritz
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:00 pm
Jimmy Carter or if BullDawgGirl beat me to him, Henry Kissinger.
Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:00 pm
Jimmy “I was a SCOAMF” Carter. Botched everything he touched, never could make the tough calls. Iran situation alone consigns him to abject failure.
Comment from Ben
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:00 pm
William Shatner
Comment from RushBabe
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:01 pm
Eva Marie Saint. Staying with the oldsters.
Comment from thefritz
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:01 pm
…or Lester….
Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:02 pm
HAHAHAHAAA! Damn you, Fritz!
I’ll stick with Louis “I got probed by Divinity on a flying saucer!” Walcott, AKA Farrakhan. Vile fükknob, antisemitic asshat, raice-baiting, violence-provoking cultist, AND he’s a friggin’ nutjob.
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:04 pm
Mike Williams. Ex nfl receiver. Declared dead but still alive
Played for the Bills and Bucs
Will he pass muster with stoaty
Comment from thefritz
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:04 pm
of course this means ol’ Henry K will kick it first…
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:06 pm
Rosalynn Carter
Ex FLOTUS
Peanut farmers wife
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:08 pm
Ooooo…I don’t know about that one, Bulldawg. Are they just pumping blood around his dead body, ot what?
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:12 pm
Last article I read was that he was on life support with a brain injury and the family needed to make a decision. That usually means the vultures are trying to figure out who gets his money before they pull the plug.
Plenty of articles on the internet about this. Reported in the US version of the Daily Mail. The Daily Mail knows more about what is going on in America than the Mainstream American media.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:15 pm
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Soros.
Soon please
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: September 8, 2023, 6:44 pm
Bruce Willis
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: September 8, 2023, 7:31 pm
Michael Flatley, creator of Riverdance, also dancer in Lord of the Dance, Feet of Flames, Celtic Tiger Live and Michael Flatley’s Christmas Dance Spectacular.
Comment from Armybrat
Time: September 8, 2023, 7:36 pm
Norman Lear
Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: September 8, 2023, 7:39 pm
Dick Van Dyke, the song and dance man
Comment from p2
Time: September 8, 2023, 7:48 pm
Joyce Randolph again.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: September 8, 2023, 8:24 pm
One more time for that swell guy and fanatical globalist asshat, John Kerry.
Brave and Honorable man who threw “other peoples medals” over the fence at the White House, instead of the ones he “earned”
having grains of rice pulled out of his butt cheek.
Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: September 8, 2023, 8:44 pm
YAY! I made it to the party this time!
Changing it up again and going with George Walton Lucas, Jr. (AKA George Lucas), 79 years old (May 14, 1944).
Recent reports are he is looking slow and frail, just like you would expect an almost 80 year old man look, who is still drinking coca cola and eating cafeteria food.
Use the force, George!
Comment from Teej
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:09 pm
Bob Iger. By an irate stockholder.
Comment from Pupster
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:09 pm
Tippi Hedren
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:10 pm
Well, Disney wokeness had made it impossible for George to become more powerful than even we can imagine so maybe it’s a good time to fly his X-Wing off to the Death Star.
Comment from RimrockR
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:29 pm
Oh thank goodness Bill Gates is still available. This round I’m wishing that he expire due to being hunted down by his drug trial victims and then injected hisself with something real good
Comment from E.A.
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:37 pm
Bill Clinton
Comment from Brother Tim
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:41 pm
Mitch McConnell, Senate GOP “leader” and known useless sack of mostly water.
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 8, 2023, 9:54 pm
Dragging the pool of the very old: basketball player Herb Wilkinson, 3-time All-American and 1943-44 NCAA champion (scored the winning basket).
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: September 8, 2023, 10:10 pm
“SCOAMF”
In case anyone doesn’t remember that BarryØ era epithet hurled his way by Ace O’Spades bloggers:
“Stuttering Clusterfuk of a Miserable Failure”
~
Now to the predictive portion of my comment:
Alan “Irrational Exuberance” Greenspan, 97 year-old husband of total progtard mouthpiece Andrea Mitchell, the fool of cable newsdom.
Yep. I’m nominating Alan again.
Comment from Roamy
Time: September 8, 2023, 11:22 pm
Ellen Burstyn again.
Comment from Mitchell
Time: September 8, 2023, 11:28 pm
Hmm. Don’t know why that other one didn’t work unless I typed it in rong. Try the new one I’m using now Stoaty.
I’m picking Klaus Schwab. The world would be a better place without him in it, though doubtless there are plenty of others who would carry his banner onward anyway.
Comment from Carl
Time: September 8, 2023, 11:37 pm
Duke of Kent
Comment from G_d’s Middle Finger
Time: September 9, 2023, 12:08 am
Mel Brooks ….. laughing all the way
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: September 9, 2023, 12:14 am
Raul Castro
Comment from dissent555
Time: September 9, 2023, 3:36 am
Yay. Phil Collins is still available.
Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: September 9, 2023, 3:41 am
Jack Nickelson
Comment from jam2
Time: September 9, 2023, 6:09 am
In the name of “TheScience” – the medical runt fauxcheese.
May he quickly become another data point.
Comment from platypuss
Time: September 9, 2023, 11:50 am
Sticking with Ozzy Osbourne
Comment from Tonyc
Time: September 10, 2023, 5:00 am
Shannen Doherty, she was always at her best when going away.
Comment from Tony
Time: September 10, 2023, 5:16 am
Interesting series of events with Mike Williams. I thought I heard he was killed outright, apparently there were many false reports indicating that. Then he was listed as BDG describes. The latest report is he is responsive and they are considering removing his ventilator. Going from “all dead” to “mostly dead” to “alive” sounds like something out of a movie. I’m pulling for you Mike.
Comment from Chrisfromsweden
Time: September 10, 2023, 8:23 am
Let’s try Hunter Biden.
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 10, 2023, 9:53 am
Ms. Weasel: I tried to send you an important message at stoaty@sweasel.com. The message bounced with “User unknown”. Can have your current address for this message?
Comment from steve
Time: September 10, 2023, 1:22 pm
Clint Eastwood.
Comment from Mrs Carl
Time: September 11, 2023, 11:52 am
Actress Glynis Johns. She will be 100 on October 5th (if she makes it till then).
Comment from jc
Time: September 11, 2023, 11:50 pm
Paul R. Ehrlich.
Comment from Steve’s Kid
Time: September 12, 2023, 1:38 pm
Danelo Calvacante. Escaped murderer currently beating the entire police force in Pennsylvania at hide and seek.
Comment from Nana1
Time: September 12, 2023, 2:15 pm
Since I’ve been poached again I’ll go with Diane Feinstein.
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: September 12, 2023, 8:19 pm
Mike Williams has passed away. Dailymail article.
Stotay: Was he famous enough?
Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 15, 2023, 5:53 pm
It seems there is no DeadPool ruling from Stoaty, so I assume no new DP.
Comment from HottyTottyGirl
Time: September 16, 2023, 1:57 pm
Ramzan Kadyrov
Chechen Leader supposedly in a coma. Putin Ally
Everyone who supports Putin is dying out.
Comment from currenty
Time: September 18, 2023, 11:52 pm
John Fogerty – CCR Founder
Comment from LittleSister
Time: September 22, 2023, 3:56 pm
R. L. Stine – American Novelist, TV Producer, Screenwriter
Comment from thefritz
Time: September 25, 2023, 11:48 pm
David McCallum has passed at 90. He played Illya Kuryakin on “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” I loved that show…. RIP
Comment from Mitchell
Time: September 26, 2023, 1:14 am
Gary Wright, the Dream Weaver has passed. He was also the pianist for Harry Nilsson’s mega-hit cover of Badfinger’s “Without You”.
Comment from Anonymous
Time: September 29, 2023, 12:53 pm
Dianne Feinstein has left the building. Congrats, Nana1!
https://nypost.com/2023/09/29/us-sen-dianne-feinstein-dead-at-90-2/
Comment from steve
Time: September 29, 2023, 1:05 pm
Dianne Feinstein has retired from the US Senate
Comment from Nana1
Time: September 29, 2023, 3:55 pm
Win number 3 finally!
Nana1
Comment from RushBabe
Time: October 5, 2023, 11:27 pm
The mister says he got an alert that Dick Butkus has slipped the mortal coil at age 80. Couldn’t find any corroboration, though.
Comment from Drew458
Time: November 10, 2023, 3:13 am
Not sure if this is Ok, but I’ll pick Gregory Yetman. Who? He was at the J6 protest, cleared things up with the FBI, but now they are going crazy trying to find him. He served with honor in the National Guard as an MP, now retired. Now years later, the FBI is trying to catch him, but has not announced any specific charges. They are using multiple helicopters and MRAPS – armored military vehicles – and using his home as their base of operations. When they raided his house yesterday he simply walked out the back door and got away. Given their level of corruption and recent history of assassinating citizens, I fully expect the FBI to shoot him down in the street.
https://nj1015.com/large-fbi-manhunt-for-nj-capitol-riot-suspect-enters-second-day/
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